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Post by Hauskaz on Jan 23, 2010 18:34:26 GMT -5
... lmfao
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Post by Hauskaz on Jan 24, 2010 20:05:24 GMT -5
(10:24:36 PM) Annie: fag (10:24:43 PM) Annie has signed off.
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Post by Hauskaz on Jan 24, 2010 23:06:59 GMT -5
(11:03:26 PM) Kuldeep: SCALE MY AVATAR PROPERLY. (11:04:28 PM) Hauskaz: what (11:04:50 PM) Kuldeep: xf (11:04:50 PM) Kuldeep: rofl (11:05:10 PM) Hauskaz: what about it (11:05:10 PM) Hauskaz: rofl (11:05:28 PM) Kuldeep: is it scaled (11:05:31 PM) Hauskaz: Yes (11:05:33 PM) Kuldeep: I just pulled numbers out of my ass (11:05:35 PM) Kuldeep: oh sweet (11:05:35 PM) Hauskaz: by the browser (11:05:35 PM) Kuldeep: rofl (11:05:46 PM) Hauskaz: Chrome does a pretty good job (11:05:55 PM) Hauskaz: I'm pretty sure Firefox and IE do shitty jobs (11:06:06 PM) Hauskaz: They don't use interpolation (11:06:14 PM) Kuldeep: INTERPRETATION NIGGA (11:06:22 PM) Hauskaz: Interpolation (11:06:32 PM) Kuldeep: INTERPRETATION (11:06:34 PM) Hauskaz: rofl
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Post by elbow unit on Jan 25, 2010 0:12:09 GMT -5
holy shit that post was in the future
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Post by Hauskaz on Jan 26, 2010 21:50:42 GMT -5
(9:49:09 PM) Yuri: poo (9:49:11 PM) Hauskaz: pee (9:49:13 PM) Yuri: poo (9:49:14 PM) Hauskaz: pee (9:49:29 PM) Yuri: poo (9:49:31 PM) Hauskaz: pee (9:49:39 PM) Yuri: poo (9:49:41 PM) Hauskaz: pee (9:49:57 PM) Yuri: What an enlightening discussion we are having.
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Jan 27, 2010 2:05:25 GMT -5
(2:02:44 AM) Mohamdu: you turned my software into hardware
this... wasn't even clever but I lol'd
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Post by hellomeow on Jan 27, 2010 19:32:02 GMT -5
Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (7:29 PM): ... holy fuck dude this is going to sound fucked up but like I think Elliott's girlfriend just saw me jack off ... all the way in fucking Halifax I was about to start playing Mass Effect Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (7:30 PM): when I noticed that Elliott's laptop was making msn sounds and then I looked and the fucking led on his webcam was on he fucking leaves his webcam on his camera on all fucking day /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana says (7:30 PM): l m f a o Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (7:30 PM): so his girlfriend can watch him all fucking day ... rofl /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana says (7:30 PM): owned Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (7:30 PM): she probably just saw me jack off ... oh well at least it was in the dark Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (7:31 PM): although I was watching porn on a 1080p monitor... rofl /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana says (7:31 PM): lmfao
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Post by matt4862 on Jan 27, 2010 21:15:27 GMT -5
Christ
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Post by Hauskaz on Jan 28, 2010 18:01:37 GMT -5
(5:59:34 PM) Forest: I am somewhat jealous (5:59:43 PM) Forest: the thought of owning a mac pisses me off though (5:59:49 PM) Hauskaz: rofl (6:00:04 PM) Hauskaz: I am moderately pissed off at the idea of buying another fucking computer (6:00:08 PM) Forest: rofl (6:00:18 PM) Forest: you'll probably forget that when you actually get it (6:00:23 PM) Hauskaz: I can also access the MIA server with it (6:00:27 PM) Hauskaz: which would be handy as fuck (6:00:34 PM) Hauskaz: and yeah probably rofl (6:00:42 PM) Hauskaz: I regretted the tablet so much (6:00:44 PM) Hauskaz: until I got it (6:00:46 PM) Forest: rofl (6:00:49 PM) Hauskaz: and realized how much it owned (6:00:50 PM) Forest: nice just spilled coke all over myself (6:00:52 PM) Hauskaz: ... lmfao
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Post by hellomeow on Jan 30, 2010 4:47:02 GMT -5
Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (4:32 AM): dude fuck I can't sleep I think I just lived through what has currently been the single most fucked up night of my young life. /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana says (4:32 AM): o Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (4:32 AM): like fuck dudde a dude nearly pissed on my head today rofl /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana says (4:32 AM): what Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (4:33 AM): ok basically All my friends are nerds we stay up all night playing RPGs and doing calculus and gay shit like that today was a different story our friend Dean turned 19 on Tuesday We bought a ridiculous amont of alcohol several bottles of wine some bottles of hard liquor soju 48 tall cans of beer Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (4:34 AM): and a lot, and a lot, and a lot of asian people. Basically we played a lot of drinking games and like rofl at one point the weirdest shit happen I'm drunk out of my fucking mind and then Kayle called me and as it turns out, he's 5 minutes away from my residence so needless to say I run over grab him I can' barely remember what the fuck I said to him but according to everyone Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (4:35 AM): I was a hilarious and a champion at lie *life oh yeahb on teh way to pick him up I was walking out of the entrance to my residence and just as I stepped out of the way a stream of piss started falling behind me because some guy on the stairwell felt it was a good idea to whip his cock out and rain his piss down upon everyone passing out of the door Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (4:36 AM): me and this korean engineer guY i was with basically watch ed and rofled for a long fucking time at this but yeah basically Kayle came with Taylor and Chris... two guys from elementary school and like they were amazed at how drunk I was as well as how drunk everyone else was Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (4:37 AM): according to Kayle, the only non-drunk person in the entire vicinity was Elliott after he left Dean oh god I forgot to mention we bought like a lethal weapon Bacardi 152 *151 this shit is 75% alcohol it comes with awarning that it is a highly flammable liquid and can explode if in the presence of high levels of heat for an extended period of time Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (4:38 AM): I had like one shot of this Dean, the birthday boy, had something on the order of 4 or 5. at one point he stumbled on his bed and we all figured OK he's going to pass out but then at one point he simply sat up and started projectile vomiting all over himself and his bed and collapsed on the floor Listen. When I say Dean is a nerd. Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (4:39 AM): This is a guy who has never gotten laid. He will probably never get laid by the time he graduates this is a guy who is level 103 in Maple Story, and still plays it today. This is a guy who I have stayed up all night memorizing algebraic algorithms with, or methods of integration. Dean is the kind of kid who drills himself with 300 questions related to an economics exam for everday the week before it is due. Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (4:40 AM): He is a motherfucking nerd. I will never reach his level. he was ridiculously drunk he was on the floor completely unaware of what was going on. and then I basically had to pick him up because on one else would because he was covered in his own vomit and then carry him by myself to the toilet where I comforted him and made sure he was perfectly fine while no one else helped me Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (4:41 AM): and I was completely drunken myself I felt like what a mother must feel like or something. People were commending me on my job of taking care of this guy throughout the night and after that this guy saechao was ridiculously sad because this girl named lily who he was with didn't want to have sex with him he was in a corner crying and drunk and banging shit Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (4:42 AM): so I basically had to punch him in the face and drag him to his bed in a full nelson hold until he just went to sleep in his bed then I almost solved a 5x5x5 rubik's cube while completely wasted except this genius mathematician guy richard made a joke and for whatever reason I smashed my rubik's cube against the floor Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (4:43 AM): and all 98 pieces of it flew everywhere I spent the next half hour reassembling it by hand, but then it was later broken by my friend georgianna when she threw it in the air and dropped it, rofl also today I revealed to my floormates my intense hypercalculia abilities Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (4:44 AM): and the fact that I have aspergers syndrome also made a lot of asian friends and came to realize how much self-control I have when I am drunk and like it was just a fucked up night in general...rofl /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana says (4:44 AM): l m f a o /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana says (4:45 AM): the adventures of michael sharabil mohamed You have just sent a nudge. Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (4:45 AM): my bad lol /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana says (4:45 AM): I can picture this as a comedy sitcom or some shit Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (4:45 AM): let me just say, you're retarded for staying in high school rofl... life at university is an incredible experience lmfao /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana says (4:45 AM): lol
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Post by hellomeow on Feb 1, 2010 3:15:06 GMT -5
Note: her status said "I will only consume water for 3 days!" in this convo
Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:01 AM): is that some kind of haiti related thing/ __,,__moo'moo... says (3:01 AM): ..... no.. Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:01 AM): ok just asking... people are doing some interesting things for haiti __,,__moo'moo... says (3:01 AM): ...yea i know.. __,,__moo'moo... says (3:02 AM): but i'm doing this for myself LMAO Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:02 AM): so... why are you drinking only water for 3 days? is it because you're insecure about your weight? __,,__moo'moo... says (3:02 AM): i'm not insecure.. i'm disgusted.. Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:02 AM): ... rofl how much do you weigh? how tall? __,,__moo'moo... says (3:03 AM): i'm not gonna disgust you with that. so NVM! Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:03 AM): LOL more like you're insecure rofl but... yeah that's not how you lose weight rofl that's how you force your body to conserve as much fat as it can malnourish yourself Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:04 AM): and then as soon as you eat your body stores everything you eat as fat because it thinks you're like, in the dessert, and you're dying, and the food you're eating will have to last you a few days *desert __,,__moo'moo... says (3:06 AM): LMAO! serioulsy?!! OMG.. Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:06 AM): rofl __,,__moo'moo... says (3:06 AM): yo then I'M HOPELESS!! Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:06 AM): ok look... if you actually want to lose weight, this is what you do no no no look at one point in grade 8 I was clinically obese like I was 5'4" or something and weighed 180lbs __,,__moo'moo... says (3:07 AM): don't ask me to run 5 km everyday! i'm not doing that! Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:07 AM): I had horrible man boobs then you're going to remain fat, fatty you have to work your ass off for it if you want to lose weight lol __,,__moo'moo... says (3:07 AM): see?!! that's why i'd rather only drink water for 3 days!! Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:07 AM): ... you're not going to help yourself rofl I have never done that because it's stupid... __,,__moo'moo... says (3:07 AM): instead. you ran.. Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:08 AM): all I did was exercise a lot and stopped eatting cookies everyday it's more like you have to change your diet to something low in fat and sugars but high in calories well, you need some fat but try to avoid saturated and trans fats __,,__moo'moo... says (3:08 AM): the fat I have right now can last me for 23984798237493287 years! Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:08 AM): and also try to eat as many vegetarian things as possible __,,__moo'moo... says (3:08 AM): till the earth dies!! Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:08 AM): .... rofl until the sun explodes and destroys us all __,,__moo'moo... says (3:08 AM): YES! Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:09 AM): ... more like until you die of natural causes because you STARVED YOURSELF TO DEATH being stupid rofl also ... rofl you're going to give in you won't be able to handle it rofl trust me muslims fast for a whole month during ramadan Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:10 AM): which basically means we do not eat for 15-12 hours a day depending on when the moon rises and falls and trust me __,,__moo'moo... says (3:10 AM): i know.. it's just no way i can stop eating.. LOL Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:10 AM): that meal you have to break your fast is the best meal you've ever eaten rofl and you do not stop thinking about it rofl see, if you try to go for 3 days without even having fasted once in your life AND you're in the presence of food Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:11 AM): AND people are like "Tian let's go eat!" you're going to be like "YES FOOD NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM" __,,__moo'moo... says (3:11 AM): fuck you people!! Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:11 AM): and nothing will change ROFL __,,__moo'moo... says (3:11 AM): silking my life =.= Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:11 AM): dude... just start going to the gym rofl __,,__moo'moo... says (3:11 AM): i have no freaking time!! Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:11 AM): just do some cardio for a bit everyday.. it's not hard rofl __,,__moo'moo... says (3:12 AM): well even if i did, i wouldn't spend that time on sports.. Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:12 AM): yes you do you'r ejust a nerd who has never been to a gym __,,__moo'moo... says (3:12 AM): cause i never ever liked it. EVER Michael Sharabil Mohamed says (3:12 AM): so? do you like being FAT fatty? then go to the gym! __,,__moo'moo... says (3:12 AM): T____T
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Post by Hauskaz on Feb 1, 2010 10:46:42 GMT -5
People who try to lose weight through starvation are retarded, rofl.
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Post by Cheesemaster IV on Feb 1, 2010 19:22:48 GMT -5
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Post by Hauskaz on Feb 1, 2010 19:37:19 GMT -5
I beg to differ.
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Feb 1, 2010 20:52:46 GMT -5
People who try to lose weight through starvation are retarded, rofl. worked for me lolol
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