Post by Kirkwood Chocolate on Mar 13, 2011 6:31:59 GMT -5
no really, this game actually rocks ass for breakfast. all of you should pay 10 bucks and buy this game now. there are wizards speaking fucking russian everywhere. you can create barriers that grow out of the ground and pour lava on your enemies. you can make it rain, snow, or into a lightning storm. you can freeze time, you can fire a huge beam of concentrated lightning and magic, you can make forcefields and trap your enemies in them then surround yourself in a mists of electricity that rape everything. you can use forcefields as MIRRORS and use them to fire GIANT FUCKING BEAMs that bounce around rape everything, you can talk to NPCs (in russian!), OR YOU CAN FUCKING OBLITERATE THEM WITH A GIANT FREEZING, FLAMING SWORD, you can create land mines that heal you, you can create land mines that freeze/burn/electrocute everything, YOU CAN SUMMON FUCKING DEATH TO KILL YOURSELF. YOU CAN DO ALL THIS SHIT WITH 4 PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME, AND WHEN YOU FIRE YOUR BEAMS TOGETHER, THEY BECOME EVEN BIGGER, LIKE A GIANT DEATH PENIS
FUCK YOU CAN EVEN BRING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE
THIS GAME IS FUCKING AMAZING. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. THIS IS LIKE MINECRAFT IF MINECRAFT WAS DIABLO
HOLY CHECK I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YOU CAN EVEN BRING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE
THIS GAME IS FUCKING AMAZING. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. THIS IS LIKE MINECRAFT IF MINECRAFT WAS DIABLO
HOLY CHECK I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
