posting this here because tyler is a nigger

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

who won't give me mod privileges which means I can't post in the statistics board

so basically I'm really bored and wanted to see how many posts by people are actually made by the main users and how many of the posts consist of random people who have stopped by over the years. users who used to be frequent enough to matter will also be counted.

if a person isn't mentioned in this thread, that's because they're basically irrelevant to xf.

there are as of this posting 76134 posts on XF, counting guest posts.

members who matter:

tyler: 34499+16=34515 posts *
patdick: 13640 posts *
peter: 10645 posts
samanface: 7470 posts
kulmainyards: 4252+4096+81=8429 posts *
vishal: 3189 posts
xlarryguyx(i have no idea who this fgt is): 2365
mw9999(no clue either): 2053
andre: 1649 posts
forest: 1414 posts
me: 1355+2000+5=3360 posts *
kalsinator mk i: 1337 posts
kalsinator mk ii: 1337 posts
kalsinator mk iii: 1337 posts
kalsinator mk iv: 1337 posts
kalsinator mk v: 1136 posts
kalsinator series total: 6484 posts (these will be made two separate stats) *
elliebellie (literally who): 818 posts
daryl: 776+654 = 1430 posts
steph: 720 posts *
fgt jew: 597 posts *
rampancy101 (seriously tyler who the fuck are these losers): 475 posts
stupid euro: 389 posts
shaylen: 319 posts
kesh: 305+5=310 posts
smurf: 289 posts
stupid trini: 278+9=286 posts
fatass: 175+86+5=266 posts
kayle: 85 posts
felippe: 77 posts
matt: 29 posts
eric eddy: 24 posts
curtis: 17 posts
josh lindley (what a great name): 13 posts

this is everyone who matters. people with * are considered active users.

so now the fun part, making pie charts and shit

all those posts added up are like 101358 posts, which confuses the fuck out of me because I thought this board counted posts accurately

APPARENTLY NOT

so that's lame as fuck because I wanted to see how many posts tyler had made relative to the actual collective posts made on the forum over the last 10 years or so, but since proboards is dicks that's not possible now seemingly. so i'll just do it by hand counting every other users posts, since it mostly just goes on for like 3 pages afterwards. however, this means guest posts are fucked because there's no real way to count them, because the post counter doesn't work.

counting everyone who's irrelevant: 3065

making the total amount of posts counted on the members list 104423 posts, provided I didn't fuck up.

So posts by relevant users: 101358
posts by irrelevant people: 3065
total posted by non-guests: 104423

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

GET READY

FOR THE SHITTIEST PIE CHART

YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE



EDIT: Keep in mind all of these are NOT including guest posters!

also as for active users

tyler: 34515 = 33.05% of all XF posts
patrick: 13640 = 13.06% of all XF posts
kuldeep: 8429 = 8.07% of all XF posts
me: 3360 = 3.22% of all XF posts
kalsi: 6484 = 6.21% of all XF posts
steph: 720 = 0.69% of all XF posts (lol)
danny: 597 = 0.57% of all XF posts

total active: 67745 = 64.88% of all XF posts
total inactive: 36678 = 35.12% of all XF posts



so yeah basically Tyler's post count is almost equal to all the other inactive or irrelevant XF users. Also you can't accuse me of spamming because i'm only like 3.22% of all posts ever made.

i'm going to eat a sandwich

[Cheesemaster V]

Apr 18, 2014 20:33:14 GMT -5 Kirkwood Chocolate said:

who won't give me mod privileges which means I can't post in the statistics board

Tyler also needs to hurry up and suspend me so I can get my mod status back after it finishes.

Apr 18, 2014 20:33:14 GMT -5 Kirkwood Chocolate said:

all those posts added up are like 101358 posts, which confuses the fuck out of me because I thought this board counted posts accurately

It does, but XF was wiped twice. The unaccounted-for posts are because XF was wiped twice. Also, the current post count is much higher than it should be because calendar entries are now considered posts (though not counted toward individual user's post counts). That is, XF actually had more posts that got wiped than the current amount of posts here. All the people with high posts counts that you don't know are people that posted here regularly at some point earlier on and all their posts are deleted now.

[Duvet]

from the day I joined up until like 2009 or so (whenever I stopped checking this place and posted once every few months), all of my posts are considered spam and are absolutely cringeworthy to read ugh. at least 13,000 of my posts were made when I was a fucktard.

I did once contemplate deleting my account here but I decided not to because my posts would still be viewable regardless. and I probably wouldn't be posting here right now unless I made a new account.

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

patrick posts are like the ones i look forward to the most though

[Cheesemaster V]

Patrick's old posts (pre-The Wipe II) were horrendous and I couldn't stand seeing anything posted by him. The whole of XF was just filled with retarded memes and like every thread was derailed with garbage replies that had nothing to do with anything. Fortunately some awesome guy (I wonder who...) came along and deleted all the posts on the forum and banned him for some short while, so there's no real record of any of these posts and no new ones of the sort were made after the wipe.

[Duvet]

I used to think that post count quantity mattered more than the quality and content, and till this day I have no fucking idea why I would've ever believed this bullshit. I absolutely deserve all of the harassment, punishment, trolling, hate, and whatever else you guys directed towards me back then, rofl. Hell, if I saw pre-wipe Patrick posting on the forums right now, I wouldn't hesitate to delete the fucking account, ban him, and harass him for an eternity. I wouldn't be surprised if some peeps from back then still hold some spite towards me for being a brain dead autistic fucktard weeaboo faggot in high school.

I really beat myself up about this stage in my life, but I guess I wouldn't have grown and matured without experiencing it, rofl. And it's part of XF history, despite being a god awful period on the imaginary timeline of events.

tl;dr mfw reading my old posts

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

the truth is patrick was always my inspiration. the thought that one person could shitpost so much that they would cause the admins to wipe the whole board is an act of heroism that can only continue to inspire me to this day. he's like the invincible fallen hero I will never be able to live up to. the michael jordan to my lebron james.