Post by Fire God Mohamdu on Sept 8, 2014 23:07:49 GMT -5
i admit it
this video actually made me want to wear a fedora, not because i like fedoras, but just because i want to prove it's possible to wear a fedora and not be as autistic as this guy. and 99% of people who wear fedoras.
eventually it's just going to go back into a loop. there will be two classes of fedora wearers, the michael jackson/frank sinatra type fedora wearers who actually look cool wearing fedoras
and then the mouthbreathing ponyfag fedora wearers
eventually people will have to reclaim the fedora somehow, by proving that you can be a normal person and yet be wearing a fedora. in itself, it will become a fashion trend: the anti-neckbeard fedora.
we've finally reached the point where it needs to end.
at the same time though, I can't help but feel like this has to be some kind of well acted, well choreographed troll. it's too ridiculous to be real, no one is this retarded accidentally. this is very likely purposeful retardation.
I had to pause it at the 50 second mark lmfao but I managed to make it through. Good god. "Fedoras are awesome. Fedoras are awesome. Fedoras are awesome."
Also, this youtube comment: (Velor5) Before all of this happened I was a normal guy; fair good shape, I had girls, I had friends, I played sports and was planning to become a doctor. Then one of my buddies sent me a link for this video.. I opened it and laughed at it at first, then something happened. I began to feel my neurons shrinking and like trying to escape from my brain, every neural pathway was blocked, like when there is a tsunami coming and people assault the highways to get away from it, chaos, panick, sudden explosions like electroshocks began manifesting with popcorn-popping sounds, it increased any second this video kept going, at half of it I tried an heroic attempt to close the video, but it was too late.. The voices, the music.. The images.. Then a fedora appeared on my head, instantly I had a rush of dopamine-induced euphoria; I realized that I have a superior intellect and produly rejected the religions of stupid sheeps, my neck started growing a majestic patchy beard, my eyes got covered with glasses, my body fat increased exponentially, suddenly I found myself teleported in the basement, then I received a message on my phone, it was my (ex)girlfriend, she told me that I am sweet, nice, a true gentleman. But she didnt quite connect with me anymore, she wanted to be just friends, I wasnt even mad. Girls are expensive and pretentious and they don't understand gentle, nice, caring souls like mine. Only porn does. Then I found Reddit and 4chan, finally I had a place where people understood me. You cannot imagine my euphoria! I rapidly became a top-poster, respected by my peers and feared by my online enemies.
Look at me now, I am enlightened, I am independent, I can hack your life if I want, make memes against you and order pizzas to your home, this, my friend, is Power, this, my friend, is what I became.
Last Edit: Sept 9, 2014 8:53:13 GMT -5 by Saxy Steph