Return of the Macktivision

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

Official thread theme: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w





My fellow Gamer Americans, it's time for us to rise the fuck up. And I mean rise the fuck up, for the greatest of all video games God has ever blessed this planet with. Niggas be looking at their GotY 2019 candidates like, "Death Stranding? Gears 5? Pokeymans? MK11? DMC5? Sekiro?" And to y'all I say, nah nigga, fuck GotY, I got your GOATey right HERE.







































































































Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present the one and only thing that China has to be proud of:



This is unironically the greatest mobile game I've ever played in my life. I can hardly believe this is free. I've spent hundreds of dollars on games this year alone, and all I want to do is run that CoD Mobile. Smooth controls, simple graphics, really nails that 2005 Counter Strike Source feel with the addition of CoD scorestreak mechanics. And the most amazing thing about it is, you can play it on PC, against mobile players. And good god, does this game on PC make my penis feel long, thick and fat.



This game has taught me some very important life lessons. For example, there IS in fact, an 'I' in 'TEAM', and it's spelled 'ME', bitch.






I'm not even going to lie to you guys, I'm mediocre as all fuck at most fps games. Kuldeep and anyone else mildly versed at fps games on PC could most likely whip my ass sideways while blindfolded. But that's the magic of this game on PC. It makes you feel like Michael Jordan in his prime dunking on 5'2" manlets on the court. I feel like a fat, middle aged rich white guy in Asia. Yes, my success is guaranteed, but Fuck You goddammit, I'm allowed to savour my victory.

The fact that you can play this game on mobile is pretty amazing as well. The controls work well enough, obviously after playing on PC it feels like your penis literally diminishes in size as you realize that you're now some mediocre scrub trying to aim down sights on your fucking Samsung. This being said, the prospect of playing on the phone really opens up possibilities. Waiting in your car for a while? Run some ranked. Taking a dump? Not gonna lie, the last 5 dumps I took? Playing ranked CoD matches. This shit is so cracklike addictive it probably has fentanyl in the mix.

Honestly speaking, this game is one of the worst inventions ever for human productivity. This game is like heroin entering your bloodstream, and it can be run in such a barebones mode you could probably get it to run on a casio watch. And if by chance you happen to be using a desktop, you can feel like a Big Dick God absolutely smashing these third world scrubs just by having basic spatial awareness and the ability to actually aim with more than just your thumb. Seriously this game might just fuck my life up. Anyways, all of you should get it both on your phones and PC and maybe one day we could run matches. Hideo Kojima, eat your fuckin heart out baby.

[Cheesemaster VI]

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[Kirkwood Chocolate]

MY FELLOW GAMER AMERICANS, IT'S TIME TO RISE THE FUCK UP

Holy shit bros, I was memeing when I made this thread, forgive me if it goes astray, but I'm just laughing my ass off imagining President Trump opening up a twitch stream like this and running some CoD Mobile or Modern Warfare live for people to watch this man say the N-word and get banned on air.



My god the commander in chief is even asking us to stand with him like true gamers. They said Obama was the most technologically adept pres, but I fully disagree. He wasn't even a true gamer and was perfectly fine with living in a society. How could all the memes have coalesced so beautifully? Trump, the Joker, Gang Weed, Gamers Rising UP, this is holy serendipity if I ever knew it.

Also I find it hilarious how rapidly this game is taking over the world. Skyrocketed to most downloaded app, beat out Nintendo's lame Mario Kart game and took over more of the market than PUBG and Fortnite near instantly. Literally the greatest mobile game launch of all-time.



Zoomers beat the fuck out, CoD oldboys win again. I fully expect this to be the only mobile game I play probably for the next few years. Although that Castlevania one is alright too.



This video is filled with the typical gaming youtuber scaremongering about microtransactions, but even tyler james admits the game is probably the best mobile game he's ever played and that people wouldn't stop asking him to make a video about it. The comment section is hilarious, literally nothing but people saying it's the greatest mobile game ever, that they're addicted to it like crack and that they didn't even realize there were microtransactions until it was pointed out to them.

I mean granted the whole joy of playing this game on PC will pretty much dissipate once the Return of the Macktivision touches down and Modern Warfare absolutely destroys all sales charts and let's the PC Master Race maul consolefags with crossplay and carry their friends on PS4. Seriously how did they become so based again? That 175GB install is like a giant bull I have to prep my SSD for. GTAV and DOOM mean nothing to me now.

It's a damn good time to be a gamer. Bob Kotick is my new dad. GAMERS, RISE UP!

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

Modern Warfare is the greatest first person shooter game of all-time, bar none. A genuine triumph for Infinity Ward and Activision. I will probably be playing this shit for the next 5 years at least. The crossplay actually being completely functional is fucking awesome if you have bros on PSN or XBL and you would rather play on PC. It's kind of hard to imagine it, but it's finally happened: consoletards and the PC master race united together playing the most American video game of all time. I guess dreams really do come true.