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Post by Cheesemaster V on Oct 29, 2012 23:28:34 GMT -5
Matt says: God damn, you reading the news about NYC? Some Guy says: no Matt says: Like There was this crane and the wind knocked it out a bit and it was on the verge of falling over a really tall crane too construction Some Guy says: intense Matt says: And like a chunk of it fell on this building i.imgur.com/mIRvA.png That's what was left Some Guy says: lmfao jesus I actually laughed really hard Matt says: lmfao |
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Post by Saxy Steph on Nov 1, 2012 16:14:48 GMT -5
lmfao
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Post by Slutmantha on Nov 1, 2012 22:05:20 GMT -5
What was that story again? I remember it going on for pages and pages. I need to hear the joke again.
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Post by Saxy Steph on Nov 1, 2012 22:11:52 GMT -5
Where's Michael? I'm sure he still has it somewhere lmfao
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Post by emocidalqueer on Nov 1, 2012 22:16:48 GMT -5
Yes could we get an official post of the Blue Brick story? I think we've let it sit long enough now that we should push for publication.
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Post by Cheesemaster V on Nov 1, 2012 22:28:59 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure I posted it on here a long time ago. That might have been before the second wipe though.
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Post by Saxy Steph on Nov 1, 2012 22:29:40 GMT -5
Michael Kalsi says (11:18 PM)
so there's this guy, right
and he's juggling bricks
it's a circus act
he's got three of them
one red, one yellow, and one blue
so he's juggling these, right
and he decides to make things more interesting
so he throws the RED brick really high up into the air
and he goes to catch it, but he misjudges it and it hits some guy in the stands
Michael Kalsi says (11:19 PM)
so then he throws the YELLOW brick really high up into the air
but again he misjudges it and it hits some guy in the stands
so then he throws the BLUE brick really high up into the air
and...
I actually don't even remember the punchline
it's too bad
it's a good joke
and I know you wanted to hear it
Stephanie Sparovec says (11:20 PM)
:c
darn
Michael Kalsi says (11:21 PM)
(time passes)
Michael Kalsi says (11:22 PM)
this works better if there's like a few days break inbetween
but anyway
I have another joke
it's better
it's best if you've forgotten the other joke
but it's not been so long that you don't remember it at all
Michael Kalsi says (11:23 PM)
so maybe if I told you the second part a few days later and didn't mention that it was related at all
but I know you know the joke anyway so whatevz
so then I tell the following joke
so, there's this guy on an airplane
and he's got his pet DUCK with him
but his duck is SICK and won't stop COUGHING
Michael Kalsi says (11:24 PM)
he notices the guy beside him smoking, so he asks "can you put out your cigarette? you're making my duck sick"
so the guy puts out his cigaretts
e, even
but the duck is still coughing
obviously this joke is old because you can't really smoke on planes now
so then he notices the woman in front of him is also smoking
so he asks her "can you put out your cigarette? you're making my duck sick"
so she does, but the duck is still coughing
Michael Kalsi says (11:25 PM)
so then he notices the guy across the aisle smoking a cigar
he thinks "cigars, that must be it"
so then he asks "can you put out your cigar? you're making my duck sick"
so the guy puts out his cigar
but the duck is STILL coughing
Matt Heit has been added to the conversation.
Michael Kalsi says (11:25 PM)
so he looks inside the duck's mouth
and finds
a blue brick
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Post by Cheesemaster V on Nov 1, 2012 22:38:36 GMT -5
Nice colouring. I'll give you 9/10 for not getting the red correct. Also, you accidentally coloured a line that shouldn't have been.
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Post by Saxy Steph on Nov 1, 2012 22:47:47 GMT -5
I purposely didn't make it red because after a while it hurts your eyes. At least the brown is more readable. And I'll fix that line lol
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Post by Slutmantha on Nov 1, 2012 22:49:54 GMT -5
Colour the word "YELLOW" yellow, too.
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Post by Cheesemaster V on Nov 1, 2012 22:51:23 GMT -5
Yellow is unreadable on a white background (which everyone should be using, because Light Business is superior to all other layouts). Also, the yellow is unnecessary, because it's not really important to the story. I wanted to emphasize the blue, so I changed my text colour when sending that message. You know nothing about proper text-colouring, Samantha.
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Post by Saxy Steph on Nov 1, 2012 22:52:46 GMT -5
fuck. Change it back then?
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Post by Saxy Steph on Nov 1, 2012 22:54:36 GMT -5
fuck. Change it back then? meh I changed it back. Or else we won't stop hearing Michael complain lol |
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Post by Cheesemaster V on Nov 1, 2012 22:55:24 GMT -5
I have never complained about anything in my life. I don't even know why you would say something like that.
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Post by Slutmantha on Nov 2, 2012 1:03:05 GMT -5
Well, too bad. I don't have the white layout, it's for newcomers - I have the black one. And yellow would have shown up perfectly. Get over yourself.
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