(12:03:01 AM) Danny: Tyler
(12:03:20 AM) Hauskaz: sup
(12:03:48 AM) Danny: Pretend to be my boyfriend for bit
(12:04:06 AM) Hauskaz: ... k
(12:04:30 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com entered the room.
(12:04:30 AM) Danny entered the room.
(12:04:30 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com entered the room.
(12:04:36 AM) Danny: Yeah.
(12:04:45 AM) Danny: This is my bf.
(12:04:48 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: Hi. :3
(12:04:51 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: rofl
(12:04:53 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: sup babe
(12:05:08 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: . . .
(12:05:16 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: << >>?
(12:05:18 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: what?
(12:05:22 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: I don't get it.
(12:05:22 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: um..
(12:05:25 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: I don't get it either.
(12:05:31 AM) Danny: What is there to getg?
(12:05:32 AM) Danny: get
(12:05:39 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: I'm not sure.
(12:05:43 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: I feel like there is supposed to be something.
(12:05:44 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: =|
(12:05:50 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Fuck, I'm so hard right now.
(12:05:56 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Hard for you.
(12:06:11 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: .......
(12:06:24 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: I want you inside of me again.
(12:06:28 AM) Danny: <3
(12:06:36 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: I hate you all. g_g
(12:06:45 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: You have a problem?
(12:06:55 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: Yes. Many problems. g_g
(12:07:07 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: a problem with me?
(12:07:19 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: Did I imply that? g________g
(12:07:33 AM) Danny: Calm down Tyler
(12:07:48 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Congratulations, I'm soft now.
(12:08:05 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Send me some more nudes Dan.
(12:08:07 AM) Danny: You're coming to my place on Sunday anyway, we can you know
(12:08:21 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Oh yeah.
(12:08:23 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Awesome.
(12:08:28 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Still, more nudes.
(12:09:01 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: Nice friend, Dan.
(12:09:14 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Yeah,
(12:09:16 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: "friend"
(12:09:21 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: Oh.
(12:09:23 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: More intimate?
(12:09:26 AM) Danny: Just a bit more.
(12:09:27 AM) Danny: Just a bit.
(12:09:29 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: I see.
(12:09:30 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Yeah.
(12:09:31 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: Alright.
(12:09:33 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: =]
(12:09:35 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Ever-so-slightly.
(12:09:47 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Like, ram-it-in-the-ass ever-so-slightly.
(12:10:16 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: Oh, interesting.
(12:10:43 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Things do get interesting every once in a hile.
(12:10:45 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: while, even
(12:10:56 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: Elaborate.
(12:11:15 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Well, on Sunday,
(12:11:39 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: we're gonna use up at least 3 tubes of Astroglide.
(12:11:48 AM) Danny: That stuff is expensive
(12:11:51 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: o..o What's Astroglide?
(12:11:52 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Yeah.
(12:11:55 AM) Danny: LOL
(12:11:58 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: It will be worth it though.
(12:12:06 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: It's toothpaste.
(12:12:11 AM) Danny: LOSLKDOogfdnl
(12:12:11 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Extra-whitening.
(12:12:12 AM) Danny: LOL
(12:12:13 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: Oh.
(12:12:14 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: Okay.
(12:12:27 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: So why do you need toothpaste? D:
(12:12:28 AM) Danny: Is Astroglide even safe to put in your mouth?
(12:12:28 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Lubricates your teeth for better chewing.
(12:12:43 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: Chewing what?
(12:12:57 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Works best with sausage.
(12:13:06 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: Oh, are you eating? =D
(12:13:13 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Pancakes are moderately improved though.
(12:13:28 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: No, Dan's eating.
(12:13:32 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: I'm serving.
(12:13:35 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: ..breakfast? ;-;
(12:13:43 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: All three meals.
(12:14:13 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: I'm still confused.
(12:14:34 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: It's pretty straightforward.
(12:14:39 AM) Danny: STRAIGHTFORWARD
(12:14:42 AM) Danny: I see what you did there
(12:14:42 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: YES
(12:14:50 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: =||!!
(12:15:17 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: I'll be pretty straightforward on Sunday.
(12:15:31 AM) Danny: hot
(12:15:37 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Yes.
(12:15:45 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com:
(12:15:47 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Your hot meal will be cooked and ready to go.
(12:15:52 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: You..do that.
(12:17:10 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Well, I have a day to prepare.
(12:17:20 AM) Danny: Better brace yourself hun
(12:17:34 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: I gotta decorate the front door.
(12:17:42 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Paint it a nice brown.
(12:17:49 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: You surely won't miss it.
(12:18:01 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Back door*
(12:20:17 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: So yeah,
(12:20:20 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: I'm hard again.
(12:20:42 AM) kimoto.lily@gmail.com: /sigh
(12:22:49 AM) Danny: So yeah
(12:23:01 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Yeah.
(12:23:07 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: I'm looking at those pictures.
(12:23:11 AM) Danny: breakfast lololol
(12:23:14 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Yeah.
(12:23:23 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: Your sausage is so much better than mine.
(12:23:46 AM) hauskaz@gmail.com: I want to butter it up and swallow the oil down.