Post by hellomeow on Jun 20, 2009 8:21:10 GMT -5
I don't really remember much of what happened on Monday (for reasons which if you don't know will be elucidated later), but now I'll try to recollect it.
Period 1: I remember spending pretty much the entire period sitting down with Harry writing out various documents we had to hand in by the end of the day.
Period 5: More writing documents, showing people my shitty program.
Period 2: Went to physics, wrote more documents.
Period 3: Went to the cafeteria again, wrote more documents.
Period 4: Wrote more documents while being harassed by Jaiveer over the phone. Managed to finish the last of them within about 5 minutes of the school day ending and exams starting, handed in my shit on time.
Walked outside, randomly hopped into Jaz's car and it took Keshav roughly 5 minutes to realize I was there. Went to the mall, had a smoke with Kesh, Gohar and Nguyen stole sunglasses, bought Gohar some burritos (expecting him to pay back). Then I realize he had 40 oz of vodka and told him he could have them if I could have some. Jaz dropped Kesh off and we listened to that shitty "I'm Blue" song in her car. Then I got into Gohar's and he drove down to El Dorado park. We stopped by a river and started drinking the vodka.
This is where everything got fucked up.
People kept saying that the vodka tasted like shit (how you can say that about Absolut, I don't know) but because of that I ended up drinking my own two shots as well as about 3 other shots from other people who just didn't care to drink. Gohar tried to go into the river because the water was nice, I got a picture of him on my phone somewhere in the river.
Some guidance counselor was teaching these kids something and asked us to leave. We went to the other side, and everyone started feeling boozed; even though they had less than me I still felt pretty ok. We went to this other bench by a playground, and everyone after a while started going on the swings and crap. I was just bored as fuck so I kept drinking more shots and climbing on top of the swing set just to scare people. After a while I got horny, because I really wanted to fuck Jaz. So I started pushing her on a swing at some point, but then she said I was pushing too hard and she was getting scared, so I stopped. I was feeling boozed, and so I laid down on the grass and started playing solitaire on my phone.
I really can't remember very much past this point. I remember a blur of stuff, like taking off my shoes and socks and handing my phone to Naveed while trying to run though a creek. I remember Nguyen telling me to stop drinking so much. I remember Tarndeep somehow ending up there. And I remember somehow finding my way in Gohar's car. Then at one point I woke up, a seatbelt somehow strapped to me.
Jaz's car was crashed into a tree, and everyone was crowding around it. Apparently Gohar, Jaz and Tarndeep were racing in the middle of a public park for some reason. And Nguyen kept telling me to eat gum and not act drunk because cops were coming.
This next point is a total blur, but I remember Gohar carrying me to my front door, introducing himself to my mother, and explaining that he found me incredibly drunk at the back of the school, a lie. My mother continuously asked me to sleep while I apologized repeatedly for being drunk, threw up once, and then fell asleep. The fucked up part is that Manzarul and Jaiveer came to my house to study for physics, but my mom told them I was too drunk to do anything. Also Kuldeep came over for some reason too.
I woke up wondering where the fuck my bag was, as it turned out Gohar actually went back to Jaz's car, grabbed my shit, and then dropped it off in my recycling bin. I'm always going to be grateful for him helping me that day. I told him everything was ok on MSN and started studying at around midnight, after vomiting a few more times. I don't think my mother's ever been more upset with anything I've done before, simply due to the magnitude of how drunk I was. Strangely though, I think I did fine on the actual physics exam.
According to people the next day, I had roughly 12 or more shots of vodka, was extremely delirious and out of my mind, constantly apologized for being drunk, and also said something about raping Jaz. Gohar said I tried to fight him and that a bunch of niggers tried to rob me in the middle of the street while I was wasted, but I think this is a lie. The moral children, is to never be a fuckup like me and start drinking at 1 on a Monday afternoon, especially when it's the day before you have two academic exams which could be the deciding factor between a $1000 renewable scholarship from the University of Waterloo, and no scholarship.
And remember, what's said on XF, stays on XF.
Period 1: I remember spending pretty much the entire period sitting down with Harry writing out various documents we had to hand in by the end of the day.
Period 5: More writing documents, showing people my shitty program.
Period 2: Went to physics, wrote more documents.
Period 3: Went to the cafeteria again, wrote more documents.
Period 4: Wrote more documents while being harassed by Jaiveer over the phone. Managed to finish the last of them within about 5 minutes of the school day ending and exams starting, handed in my shit on time.
Walked outside, randomly hopped into Jaz's car and it took Keshav roughly 5 minutes to realize I was there. Went to the mall, had a smoke with Kesh, Gohar and Nguyen stole sunglasses, bought Gohar some burritos (expecting him to pay back). Then I realize he had 40 oz of vodka and told him he could have them if I could have some. Jaz dropped Kesh off and we listened to that shitty "I'm Blue" song in her car. Then I got into Gohar's and he drove down to El Dorado park. We stopped by a river and started drinking the vodka.
This is where everything got fucked up.
People kept saying that the vodka tasted like shit (how you can say that about Absolut, I don't know) but because of that I ended up drinking my own two shots as well as about 3 other shots from other people who just didn't care to drink. Gohar tried to go into the river because the water was nice, I got a picture of him on my phone somewhere in the river.
Some guidance counselor was teaching these kids something and asked us to leave. We went to the other side, and everyone started feeling boozed; even though they had less than me I still felt pretty ok. We went to this other bench by a playground, and everyone after a while started going on the swings and crap. I was just bored as fuck so I kept drinking more shots and climbing on top of the swing set just to scare people. After a while I got horny, because I really wanted to fuck Jaz. So I started pushing her on a swing at some point, but then she said I was pushing too hard and she was getting scared, so I stopped. I was feeling boozed, and so I laid down on the grass and started playing solitaire on my phone.
I really can't remember very much past this point. I remember a blur of stuff, like taking off my shoes and socks and handing my phone to Naveed while trying to run though a creek. I remember Nguyen telling me to stop drinking so much. I remember Tarndeep somehow ending up there. And I remember somehow finding my way in Gohar's car. Then at one point I woke up, a seatbelt somehow strapped to me.
Jaz's car was crashed into a tree, and everyone was crowding around it. Apparently Gohar, Jaz and Tarndeep were racing in the middle of a public park for some reason. And Nguyen kept telling me to eat gum and not act drunk because cops were coming.
This next point is a total blur, but I remember Gohar carrying me to my front door, introducing himself to my mother, and explaining that he found me incredibly drunk at the back of the school, a lie. My mother continuously asked me to sleep while I apologized repeatedly for being drunk, threw up once, and then fell asleep. The fucked up part is that Manzarul and Jaiveer came to my house to study for physics, but my mom told them I was too drunk to do anything. Also Kuldeep came over for some reason too.
I woke up wondering where the fuck my bag was, as it turned out Gohar actually went back to Jaz's car, grabbed my shit, and then dropped it off in my recycling bin. I'm always going to be grateful for him helping me that day. I told him everything was ok on MSN and started studying at around midnight, after vomiting a few more times. I don't think my mother's ever been more upset with anything I've done before, simply due to the magnitude of how drunk I was. Strangely though, I think I did fine on the actual physics exam.
According to people the next day, I had roughly 12 or more shots of vodka, was extremely delirious and out of my mind, constantly apologized for being drunk, and also said something about raping Jaz. Gohar said I tried to fight him and that a bunch of niggers tried to rob me in the middle of the street while I was wasted, but I think this is a lie. The moral children, is to never be a fuckup like me and start drinking at 1 on a Monday afternoon, especially when it's the day before you have two academic exams which could be the deciding factor between a $1000 renewable scholarship from the University of Waterloo, and no scholarship.
And remember, what's said on XF, stays on XF.
