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Post by hellomeow on Sept 24, 2009 11:26:41 GMT -5
At one point, the plane enters a turbulent zone, and alarm go off. The pilot says to the passengers, "We have lost control of the plane, we are going to crash."
This one woman goes absolutely insane. She stands up and screams, "My entire life I've never been made to feel like a woman! Please, before I die, somebody make me feel like a woman!"
This one man stands up immediately and says, "Don't worry madam, I'll make you feel like a woman."
He walks towards her, strips off his pants and shirt, hands them to her and says, "Iron these."
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Post by Duvet on Sept 24, 2009 11:45:56 GMT -5
lmfao heard this one before but still pretty hilarious
First time I heard this joke, I thought he was going to strike her
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Post by Gab on Sept 24, 2009 18:25:16 GMT -5
Rofl nice, never heard this one before.
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