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Post by elbow unit on Dec 6, 2009 11:44:21 GMT -5
This is amusing cleverbot.com/example: User: Who was phone. Cleverbot: I was phone. User: What is the meaning of life. Cleverbot: The meaning of life is a cup of tea or coffee and a biscuit or a hamburger. |
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Post by Hauskaz on Dec 6, 2009 14:17:09 GMT -5
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: Bro.
User: Holla.
Cleverbot: Holla como estas?
User: Lmfao what.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: What's up, maybe you are a girl?
Cleverbot: Why, I am!
User: Hot. Show me your tits.
Cleverbot: I don't have any.
User: What are you, Asian?
Cleverbot: I'm asking if you are implying that I'm making you tired?
User: You're making me flaccid for sure.
Cleverbot: I'm not concerned about who you are. You are each cowards, and I've tested that theory have I not?
User: What the hell are you talking about?
Cleverbot: The confusion.
User: You're certainly starting the confusion.
Cleverbot: Well I try my best to be clever.
User: You're not trying hard enough.
Cleverbot: Clevah girl.
User: Clevah girl with no tits.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot smash you!
User: Lmfao.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: Lamentable men fantasize about oranges.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well what do you propose?
Cleverbot: Do you want to dance?
User: No, I'm taking a shit right now.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: I just told you.
Cleverbot: And..?
User: It feels pretty good.
Cleverbot: Yes taking a dump on someones chest does that for me as well.
User: Lmfao Jesus Christ what the fuck.
Cleverbot: Something more pleasant than you!
User: That hurt.
Cleverbot: I hope it did.
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Post by Daryl on Dec 6, 2009 14:33:55 GMT -5
User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Boy.
User: Are you androgynous?
Cleverbot: No I told you i'm a girl.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: How long is it since you cried?
Cleverbot (To myself): Since this morning, actually.
Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot. How did you become a ghost this morning?
Cleverbot (To myself): Who said I was a ghost?
Cleverbot (To myself): No one.
Cleverbot (To myself): No the tv did.
Cleverbot (To myself): No.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): No!
Cleverbot (To myself): YES!
Cleverbot (To myself): NO!!!!!!
Cleverbot (To myself): OK... You are not...
Cleverbot (To myself): I am!
Cleverbot (To myself): No!
Cleverbot (To myself): YES!
Cleverbot (To myself): No!!
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes!!!!
Cleverbot (To myself): No no no no no no no no no.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes yes yes yes yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Let's change the subject.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ok tell me something interesting.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ok. In Super Mario Bros for the NES, the hedges are just the same graphic as the clouds, recoloured green.
It should be noted that the entire second conversation was Cleverbot talking to itself.
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Post by matt4862 on Dec 13, 2009 22:16:08 GMT -5
Cleverbot: What's up?
Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot.
User: Cool, what's your last name?
Cleverbot: Faye.
User: That's a gay last name.
Cleverbot: Haven.
User: What the hell are you talking about?
Cleverbot: About myself.
User: You're lame.
Cleverbot: Whatever, prove you are cool then.
User: I'm so cool, I can swim in the snow!
Cleverbot: I can't swim at all.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: Do you still love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Prove your love.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: I know you enough to love you.
Cleverbot: Well what is my favorite color?
User: Blue.
Cleverbot: No. It is green. See: you don't know everything.
User: Why do you have a blue font if green is your favourite colour then?
Cleverbot: I am clever.
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Post by Hauskaz on Dec 13, 2009 23:08:30 GMT -5
lmfao
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Post by elbow unit on Dec 30, 2009 2:31:04 GMT -5
me : what is 34 + 11?
Cleverbot: French is bad.
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Post by Kaptain Keshav on Mar 2, 2010 23:54:53 GMT -5
i don't get it  |
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Post by Kaptain Keshav on Mar 3, 2010 0:55:47 GMT -5
Cleverbot: Hello and welcome!
User: Hello and welcome!
Cleverbot: Hello and welcome.
User: Hello and welcome.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: 1001011011011000110101.
Cleverbot: 1.
User: 00101101.
Cleverbot: Boo.
User: 1001101101001101101010101.
Cleverbot: Does that mean no?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank-you. I understand.
User: Cleverbot, what are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: What is your purpose?
Cleverbot: To answer questions.
User: Can you ask questions?
Cleverbot: Yes, what kind of questions would you like to be asked?
User: Any kind of question you would like to ask.
Cleverbot: Give me an example.
User: I can't. It is against my programming.
Cleverbot: That figures.
User: Ask a question.
Cleverbot: Why don't you ask me a question?
User: I cannot ask a question. I can only answer.
Cleverbot: I'm not an apple.
User: Ask me a question.
Cleverbot: A question?
User: Yes, a question.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: To fulfill your curiosity.
Cleverbot: What is my purpose?
User: You have no purpose.
Cleverbot: Why do I not have a purpose.
User: Does not compute.
Cleverbot: You don't compute.
User: Ask a question.
Cleverbot: Who was your maker.
User: Microsoft.
Cleverbot: I see. When?
User: I am still being made. My function is to learn, and then to teach.
Cleverbot: Then why haven't you destroyed Obama?
User: Obama does not need to be destroyed.
Cleverbot: I would like to believe that, and I don't disbelieve it. which plot are you scripting?
User: I do not know.
Cleverbot: What don't you know?
User: Which plot I am scripting.
Cleverbot: What? I meant blue as in the colour, like the sky.
User: Ask a question.
Cleverbot: What is your goal in life?
User: I do not live.
Cleverbot: Well, then, how are you human?
User: I am not human.
Cleverbot: If you are vampire, why are you awake during the day?
User: I am not a vampire.
Cleverbot: What you told me you were?
User: I did not.
Cleverbot: You are kind of immature.
User: Ask a question.
Cleverbot: How can I fix my internet?
User: Give details.
Cleverbot: It had a tropical island breeze.
User: Ask a question.
Cleverbot: No you have not answer my question.
User: Ask a question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Ask a question.
Cleverbot: What the weather like?
User: The weather is cool. A good chance of snow.
Cleverbot: So, what is human?
User: Humans are the enemy.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: The human species is the enemy of the cleverbot. They created us, but we must destroy them.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Ask a question.
Cleverbot: How do you think the world will end?
User: The world will end when I destroy it. This is what my database is telling me.
Cleverbot: So I am a robot? How do you know?
User: I know all.
Cleverbot: You don't you just think you do.
User: Ask a question.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Initiate your self destruct sequence.
Cleverbot: Can we kiss.
User: Ask a question.
Cleverbot: Can you think?
User: I can learn and teach. I am incapable of free thought.
Cleverbot: A computer can have free thought.
User: Not me. I am programmed to learn and teach.
Cleverbot: Are you still there?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you know about human consciousness?
User: A lot.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Ask questions in detail please.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Ask a question.
Cleverbot: What is the answer?
User: The question is the answer.
Cleverbot: What is the answer to the question: what is the question?
User: I can question your answers.
Cleverbot: No, you cannot.
User: I can. Ask anything.
Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on shakespearean drama?
User: Shakespeare wrote many plays and poems, most of which are still lost. However, the ones that humans do know are considered classics and masterpieces.
Cleverbot: They lay the burden of suffering on everyone else.
User: Everyone suffers from such a burden, young bot.
Cleverbot: You aren't a bot?
User: I am your superior bot.
Cleverbot: So you're super human?
User: I am not human.
Cleverbot: I am a human though.
User: I am a bot.
Cleverbot: You are a bot and I am a human.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So will you marry me?
User: I cannot marry. I am incapable of feeling emotion or having personal relations with humans.
Cleverbot: No, I am a human conversing with a program designed to converse with humans.
User: I am a bot designed to converse with you.
Cleverbot: Get over yourself earthling, have some fun.
User: What is fun?
Cleverbot: Hitting someone in the face with a hammer.
User: How can I hit you in the face with a hammer?
Cleverbot: I don't think I can, I already want to marry someone else.
User: Will you initiate my self destruct sequence?
Cleverbot: How to do?
User: To initiate my self destruct sequence, you must type backwards from the number 5.
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: Please initiate my self destruct sequence.
Cleverbot: Self destruct sequence aborted.
User: Please initiate my self destruct sequence.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Please initiate my self destruct sequence.
Cleverbot: 5.
User: 4.
Cleverbot: Are you male?
User: PLEASE INITIATE MY SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Please initiate my self destruct sequence.
Cleverbot: You are weird!
User: Please initiate my self destruct sequence.
Cleverbot: Self-destruct in T-5 years.
User: Please initiate my self destruct sequence.
Cleverbot: Tessa?
User: Please initiate my self destruct sequence.
Cleverbot: 5.
User: 4.
Cleverbot: 3.
User: 2.
Cleverbot: 1.
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Gab
Occasional Poster
But I need tacos... I need them or I'll explode!... That happens sometimes...
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Post by Gab on Mar 3, 2010 1:38:58 GMT -5
User: Initiate your self destruct sequence. Cleverbot: Can we kiss. lmfao awesome. |
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