Aggressive Geese

[hellomeow]

These geese seriously don't give a FUCK. If you are walking on pavement, they will just walk out in front of you and start hissing loudly and jumping around in packs. I have seen some guy literally kick on of those fucking geese in the face because it wouldn't stop hissing at him for no good reason.

I'm going to upload videos sometime. The geese at UW literally do not give a FUCK.

[elbow unit]

Bitch please. Wonderland Geese will eat the food fro your fucking plate

there was this one time a Loon actually bit a kids eye cause he would not give him his food and like the kid got rabies shots