Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on May 25, 2011 12:07:11 GMT -5
are we gonna have a new best XF member election?
I elect Patdick.
The man who saved XF, time and time again
Ever since Patdick came into office as XF's Secretary of Defence, not ONCE has XF been infiltrated by any of the outlying foreign nations. His defense is near impregnable, his tactics incomparable. With an iron fist and a strict training regiment, Patdick has kept the soldiers of the XF army in tip-top condition. Shaped by his years commanding in the People's Liberation Army, as a defector of the People's Republic Patdick has served XF valiantly. Because he's the hero that XF deserves, but not the one it needs right now. And so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector; a Gundam-Dude.
Despite his reputation a fear-mongering warlord, let us not forget the more human side of our Cantonese secretary. A man of great lore and always a student of the interwebs, Patdick has provided XF with some of the best threads in the history of the forum, such as Sexy Sax Man, My Girlfriend is the President, niggers these days, Transformice.
These are only some of his recent contributions, let's not forget some old classics such as The Man Your Man Could Smell Like, Advertisements of Interest, and Worst "Date" Ever.
There are also the numerous threads about Patdick that have been spawned, such as Future of Patrick and Bear Patrick.
Patdick is a man who can inspire millions with his dedication to his dreams and his constant vigilence in the face of adversity. Dropping out of the prestigious Caltech that only accepts rougly 500 undergraduates a year, Patdick went on to earn his doctorate at the college of stepmaniers. Despite changing trends in the internet scene, Patdick has not changed his email address in roughly 10 years. We can all learn something from his example, that true greatness comes not from a man's post count, but from his love of the community and the quality, not quantity, of his posts.
The Future Head of State and First Lady? I think so!
So this coming November, I urge you all to use your vote wisely. Vote Patdick Duder for President!
I elect Patdick.
The man who saved XF, time and time again
Ever since Patdick came into office as XF's Secretary of Defence, not ONCE has XF been infiltrated by any of the outlying foreign nations. His defense is near impregnable, his tactics incomparable. With an iron fist and a strict training regiment, Patdick has kept the soldiers of the XF army in tip-top condition. Shaped by his years commanding in the People's Liberation Army, as a defector of the People's Republic Patdick has served XF valiantly. Because he's the hero that XF deserves, but not the one it needs right now. And so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector; a Gundam-Dude.
Despite his reputation a fear-mongering warlord, let us not forget the more human side of our Cantonese secretary. A man of great lore and always a student of the interwebs, Patdick has provided XF with some of the best threads in the history of the forum, such as Sexy Sax Man, My Girlfriend is the President, niggers these days, Transformice.
These are only some of his recent contributions, let's not forget some old classics such as The Man Your Man Could Smell Like, Advertisements of Interest, and Worst "Date" Ever.
There are also the numerous threads about Patdick that have been spawned, such as Future of Patrick and Bear Patrick.
Patdick is a man who can inspire millions with his dedication to his dreams and his constant vigilence in the face of adversity. Dropping out of the prestigious Caltech that only accepts rougly 500 undergraduates a year, Patdick went on to earn his doctorate at the college of stepmaniers. Despite changing trends in the internet scene, Patdick has not changed his email address in roughly 10 years. We can all learn something from his example, that true greatness comes not from a man's post count, but from his love of the community and the quality, not quantity, of his posts.
The Future Head of State and First Lady? I think so!
So this coming November, I urge you all to use your vote wisely. Vote Patdick Duder for President!
