kalsi

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

you should really fucking get skype

www.vyralize.com/1263/msn-messenger-officially-shutting-down-here-are-some-of-the-best-memories-we-wont-forget/

[Cheesemaster V]

Windows Live Messenger was supposed to close on the 8th, but it's still working fine, so I don't even know what's up with that. Also, I already have a Skype account; I use it occasionally for voice chatting. My username is sum-dude, if you want to add me.

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

you should use it all the time

there's an entire planet that uses it for basically everything. that or google.

[Cheesemaster V]

I wonder how fast I can piss people off by starting group calls all the time.

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

get to work

[Hauskaz]

Skype still fucking blows for text conversation. I am unhappy about that.

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

but everyone just txts each other in the modern world anyways

[Hauskaz]

SMS is slow and limited to 1120 bits per transmission. MMS is better but still slow. MSNP and XMPP are almost instant, even over a cellular connection, and allow communication across phones, computers, and pretty much whatever can support a client application. The modern world has been going backward for a while now.

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

tyler no one is ever going to use xmpp on their phone unless every phone network on earth just decides to switch to it or something.

just wait for them to invent holographic 3d messaging on phones, they'll probably fix it by then. and by then no one will be stupid enough to actually text things.

i still dial txts with the numbers like a champion. fuck keyboards.

[Hauskaz]

Holographic 3D messaging would be fucking retarded rofl.

[Cheesemaster V]

That would be amazing. I'd start texting if that existed.

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

tyler it's retarded but stop and think for a minute.

it's a retarded idea
this planet has around 7 bil people living on it
most people are retarded

therefore I give it until 2020 before I randomly text you 3d holograms of my dick when I'm drunk

just gotta wait for skype to get on board

and kalsi get a fucking phone it's the year 2013 and you have a degree.

get
a
fucking
phone.

[Hauskaz]

I don't see why he needs one.

[Cheesemaster V]

Yeah, why would I spend money on a phone when I have a perfectly good computer?

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

kalsi, you're never going to get a job if you don't get a phone.

you're going to be one of those people with a degree who works at taco bell for 5 years until they become a manager or something worse. and then when you finally get fired or sick of it or whatever, you'll finally get a job offer from a bank or an educational place. And then when they ask you for your phone number (LIKE ANY NORMAL FUCKING JOB WOULD) and you say "Oh I don't have a phone, I just talk to faggots on the internet all day and play scrabble with them" they'll be like, "Oh ok" and then take your resume
































































































and throw it in the fucking trash.



into the trash it goes!

everybody who doesn't have a phone ends up like this. get a phone.

like seriously I'll give you one of mine, just get one. and get a job too you fucking graduate.