Dream of words

[solocityElectricCyan]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT JESUS CHRIST

[Duvet]

You didn't specify what kind of coffee it smelled like.

P.A.M.'s or Timmie's? rofl

[Hauskaz]

Apr 25, 2008 18:50:06 GMT -5 Hauskaz said:

It tasted like coffee.

Also, today's dream more or less consisted of watching Danny jerk it for 20 minutes. I offered my services, but he refused.

Danny, get the fuck out of my dreams. Seriously. The first time was funny, but now it's getting ridiculous. I want to get back to my usual dreams of caressing little Asian girls, not little Asian guys.

[Cunt Wrap Supreme]

Ok, I think I smell bull.

I want to get back to my usual dreams of caressing little Asian girls, not little Asian guys.

I dream about caressing little Asian girls.

<3

[Hauskaz]

At this point, I wish it was bull.

<3

[Hauskaz]

Actually, now that I think about it, auto-fellatio was somehow involved while I got bored of watching you.

I sure wish I could do that.

[solocityElectricCyan]

fellatio is a pretty terrible word.

[Hauskaz]

Fellatio is a pretty amazing word.

[Hauskaz]

Today was dreamless.

Thank you.

[Duvet]

I've been dreamless for the past few months. Either that or I don't remember what the hell I even dreamt of. Pretty much black out and wake up the next morning. I can't contribute any retarded dreams to this thread =/

[solocityElectricCyan]

I had a fucking long dream last night, but unfortunately, I forgot it all.

[Tex-Mex Alex A. Dex]

The longest dreams i remember are usually the ones i have over the course of like 5 minutes. I'll fall asleep, go through a full week of doing things, then wake up, find out i'd only been asleep 5 minutes, and that nothing actually happened that week.

I do have 2 interesting dreams, one was my favourite dream of all time, where everyone i know is dead or enslaved. The other one the dream tried to kill me, there are others, but not quite as interesting without going into structural forces diagrams and maps.

[hellomeow]

*fap fap fap* I NEED MOAR OF YOUR DREAMS TYLER *fap fap fap*

By the way, while we are confessing erotic dreams, here are some of the people I have had erotic dreams about:

My grade 5 teacher.
My sister.
My brother (Paul, Sunny, and Tariq. I actually tried to have sex with Tariq once, but he was nearly charged with molesting me.)
My father.
My mother.
My cat (this was more like I was a female cat, and another male cat was mating with me and my cat).
Danny.
Tyler.
Danny and Tyler.
Kayle Lang.
Myself as a female.
Myself as a male while I am a female having sex with myself.
IRC people from Freenode (mostly the sexy hackers).
Excel from Excel Saga.
Lelouch Vi Britannia from Code Geass.
L from Death Note (SEVERAL).
Light from Death Note.
Mello from Death Note.
Near from Death Note.
Numbers (there are many dreams where I imagine numbers being multiplied and divided consistently, and suddenly poetry of how romantic it seems begins to flood my mind and I awaken touching myself).
Frederik Eaton.
Tom Jenkinson.
Eric S. Raymond.
Alan Turing.
Mr. Lempka.
Padraic Gyatt.
Lawrence Waterhouse from Cryptonomicon written by Neal Stephenson.
Neal Stephenson himself.
Harry Potter.
Ron Weasley.
Draco Malfoy.
Hermione Granger
Gandalf the White.
Frodo Baggins.
Power Rangers.
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict
Alucard from Hellsing.
Various gay vampires.
Leonhard Euler.
Luke Skywalker.
Darth Vader.
H.P. Lovecraft.
Zhuge Liang.
Lui Bei.
Glenn Tolles.
Moetan characters (all of them).
Mr. Keenleyside.
Mr. Prins.
Daniel Radcliffe.
Colin Mengel (otherwise known as lain/nomaken/saberjinx).
Richard James.
The Beatles (all except Ringo).
Boy George.
Syd Barrett.
Daryl.
lion42/Frankie (which is interesting because at one point he offered to fly from Arizona to Canada to have sex with me provided that I spank him).
QuirkyCarla.
Faxathisia/vixey/marshmallows/faxxy/Vicky.
Andy Northall/Taggard.
Superkuh (Because everyday I wish that I was more like him).
Terji Skibenæs (BECAUSE HE IS FUCKING SEXY. LOOK AT ALL HIS HAIR, LOOK AT ALL HIS SEXY PIERCING, LOOK AT HOW MANLY HIS CHEST IS).



There are various others, but I can't be bothered to share all of them.

[Hauskaz]

I appreciate my existence on this list.

[solocityElectricCyan]

I appreciate not existing on this list.