Post by Cobra King Mohamdu on Apr 29, 2014 0:48:26 GMT -5
i realized some time over the last year that i actually love black people. i'm so glad some nigger is finally president. there are random white people who actually, unironically blame random foibles in their life on obama. this makes me happy. i mean i'm not saying he's a perfect president, but he is the blackest president since kennedy and clinton.
honestly i think black people naturally look better than pretty much everyone else. i'll take a half decent black girl over some model white chick just because for some reason i prefer black aesthetics. white women bore me 90% of the time. asians are ok too but really black women are the best.
i'm actually jealous of the way a lot of black guys look. not even just black celebrities, just random black guys I've met where I'm like "damn, that nigger is handsome" or something to that effect.
pretty much all the best jazz music has been made by black people. japanese get an honourable mention but it was pretty much blacks who did all the good shit in the genre.
black metal is cool too
watermelon and fried chicken are delicious and anyone who denies it is a liar.
there's a reason why random people from different cultures try to be more black, it's because black people are actually pretty cool. nobody on the other hand, tries to become asian. and the ones who do are weebs and nobody likes them. also people only pretend to be interested in indian culture to seem smart. really, it's black people and white people who count. and I like black people.
even kpop girls love black people
pretty much all the cool guys in my engineering class are random black guys who watch naruto and read manga and actually know how to play super metroid. i actually genuinely feel alienated from most white people (not all but a lot), at least in university and college I did. waterloo had no black people so I had to resort to befriending asians.
i guess the cultural enrichment worked on me.
also ethiopians invented coffee so that makes black people instantly 100x better than everyone else to me. and as a culture at least ethiopians (and lots of africans) seem to understand that really black coffee is the only sensible way to drink coffee
pretty much all the black people i've ever had as coworkers were easily the nicest people in the workplace. i used to think black people were more likely to be stupid, then I realized most random somali kids who grew up in some random village in africa are probably smarter than me if my engineering classes are anything to go by. also black girls have come on to me a bunch of times so that's nice