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fedoras
May 24, 2014 0:19:56 GMT -5
Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on May 24, 2014 0:19:56 GMT -5
you know I've sat down and watched that video of that guy shattering a glass jar inside his anus the whole way through. I've sat down for like 2 hours and watch people electrocute and stab things through their cocks. I've watched various scat porn videos just for the fun of it while eating lunch in high school. but I honest to god can't make it past two minutes of this shit, it's too much www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs |
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fedoras
Jun 5, 2014 21:34:53 GMT -5
Post by Hauskaz on Jun 5, 2014 21:34:53 GMT -5
I couldn't make it to a minute. Please tell me this is some sort of satire.
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fedoras
Jun 6, 2014 15:04:48 GMT -5
Post by Cheesemaster V on Jun 6, 2014 15:04:48 GMT -5
I watched the whole thing. I am immortal.
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fedoras
Jun 7, 2014 10:18:37 GMT -5
Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Jun 7, 2014 10:18:37 GMT -5
brace yourselves, this is now a hard cringe/disgust thread
LOOK AT THAT GLUEEEEE
GLUUUUUUUEEEEE
THAT GLUE STICKING THERE REALLY GOOD
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fedoras
Jun 19, 2014 15:02:36 GMT -5
Post by Duvet on Jun 19, 2014 15:02:36 GMT -5
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fedoras
Jun 20, 2014 7:44:44 GMT -5
Post by Hauskaz on Jun 20, 2014 7:44:44 GMT -5
That's actually satire though, or I hope it is. The OP video seemed horrifyingly genuine, based off the other videos on the channel.
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fedoras
Jun 20, 2014 11:55:21 GMT -5
Post by Duvet on Jun 20, 2014 11:55:21 GMT -5
ye it's mostly satire
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fedoras
Jun 21, 2014 14:41:40 GMT -5
Post by Hauskaz on Jun 21, 2014 14:41:40 GMT -5
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Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Aug 2, 2014 7:31:18 GMT -5
MEN'S RIGHTS ACTIVIST STRIKE SQUAD ENGAGE a.pomf.se/cieymj.webmporbably by the same phaggot who made that off da railz shit |
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fedoras
Aug 2, 2014 23:05:12 GMT -5
Post by Hauskaz on Aug 2, 2014 23:05:12 GMT -5
2euphoric4me
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Post by Hauskaz on Aug 6, 2014 0:11:23 GMT -5
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fedoras
Aug 6, 2014 2:35:43 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Aug 6, 2014 2:35:43 GMT -5
what a nice guy
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fedoras
Sept 8, 2014 23:07:49 GMT -5
Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Sept 8, 2014 23:07:49 GMT -5
ok i admit it this video actually made me want to wear a fedora, not because i like fedoras, but just because i want to prove it's possible to wear a fedora and not be as autistic as this guy. and 99% of people who wear fedoras. eventually it's just going to go back into a loop. there will be two classes of fedora wearers, the michael jackson/frank sinatra type fedora wearers who actually look cool wearing fedoras  and then the mouthbreathing ponyfag fedora wearers  eventually people will have to reclaim the fedora somehow, by proving that you can be a normal person and yet be wearing a fedora. in itself, it will become a fashion trend: the anti-neckbeard fedora. we've finally reached the point where it needs to end. post-fedoraism at the same time though, I can't help but feel like this has to be some kind of well acted, well choreographed troll. it's too ridiculous to be real, no one is this retarded accidentally. this is very likely purposeful retardation. |
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fedoras
Sept 9, 2014 2:41:11 GMT -5
Post by Cheesemaster V on Sept 9, 2014 2:41:11 GMT -5
It's pretty clearly a joke video.
"Keep spouting it out of your stupid-ass keyboards that probably aren't even mechanical."
"I'll slit your throatneck."
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fedoras
Sept 9, 2014 8:52:01 GMT -5
Post by Saxy Steph on Sept 9, 2014 8:52:01 GMT -5
I had to pause it at the 50 second mark lmfao but I managed to make it through. Good god.
"Fedoras are awesome. Fedoras are awesome. Fedoras are awesome."
Also, this youtube comment:
(Velor5)
Before all of this happened I was a normal guy; fair good shape, I had girls, I had friends, I played sports and was planning to become a doctor.
Then one of my buddies sent me a link for this video..
I opened it and laughed at it at first, then something happened.
I began to feel my neurons shrinking and like trying to escape from my brain, every neural pathway was blocked, like when there is a tsunami coming and people assault the highways to get away from it, chaos, panick, sudden explosions like electroshocks began manifesting with popcorn-popping sounds, it increased any second this video kept going, at half of it I tried an heroic attempt to close the video, but it was too late.. The voices, the music.. The images.. Then a fedora appeared on my head, instantly I had a rush of dopamine-induced euphoria; I realized that I have a superior intellect and produly rejected the religions of stupid sheeps, my neck started growing a majestic patchy beard, my eyes got covered with glasses, my body fat increased exponentially, suddenly I found myself teleported in the basement, then I received a message on my phone, it was my (ex)girlfriend, she told me that I am sweet, nice, a true gentleman. But she didnt quite connect with me anymore, she wanted to be just friends, I wasnt even mad. Girls are expensive and pretentious and they don't understand gentle, nice, caring souls like mine. Only porn does.
Then I found Reddit and 4chan, finally I had a place where people understood me. You cannot imagine my euphoria! I rapidly became a top-poster, respected by my peers and feared by my online enemies.
Look at me now, I am enlightened, I am independent, I can hack your life if I want, make memes against you and order pizzas to your home, this, my friend, is Power, this, my friend, is what I became.
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