Post by Cobra King Mohamdu on Dec 24, 2014 12:01:39 GMT -5
does anybody actually like this woman as a pornstar? personally i've tried to beat off to her body of work several times unsuccessfully. idk why but i just don't like her in porn, she's better thought of as a quirky celebrity who licked a toilet bowl that one time.
she has nice t shirts. i have this same shirt in white
she's the biggest tryhard in the universe, it's very cute
here she is trying to imply anyone is impressed by books about existentialism
lol here she is trying to bolster her dwindling career again
come on sasha, no one falls for shitposting that blatant!
she even makes tshirts now
rofl i'd never wear this
to be fair she's probably one of the better pornstars at actually acting so maybe it's better she just becomes a forgettable actress. even if that's not where her god given talents lie.
I share similar sentiments. She's pretty amusing with or without a dick in her, but professional porn in general doesn't do it for me. I'm all about someone recording himself railing his somewhat-unamused girlfriend with his phone.
Post by Cobra King Mohamdu on Dec 25, 2014 10:53:20 GMT -5
confession: i can't enjoy professional porn unless i know the actress is a jewess because it's been a lifelong dream of mine to get some rich jewish guy's daughter pregnant. jews hate muslims, so nothing would make an old zionist more pissed than knowing his daughter got a mohamed's baby inside her. because judaism is a matriarchal religion, a jewish man fucking a non-jew simply produces non-jewish offspring. so if I impregnate a jew, my kid is already guaranteed jew status, so they're guaranteed to inherit all their israelite grandfather's and uncle's shekels eventually. it's even better if she's a jewess with a crazy jungle bush straight out of the 70s. as long as she's a jew, i can actually enjoy the porn.
just look at that signature ashkenazi nose. i would totally get this chick preggers.