Post by Cobra King Mohamdu on Nov 23, 2015 9:26:56 GMT -5
tfw no bb8 gf
The look in her photoreceptor, you just KNOW they fucked.
R2-D2 is known to be THE most hung droid on Jakku and possibly one of the biggest in the galaxy. His emitter has been described as "like a power converter", with gargantuan thickness that would rival 4-LOM or CZ-3. I'm estimating his size to be at least 10.5" bone-pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. He would have absolutely destroyed even BB-8's robo-pussy.
They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting her booted up enough just so she can take it. I can just imagine her begging for it, with R2 barely able to force it past the receptacle, and BB-8 beeping and whirring while rolling about like a basketball, demanding him to force it in deeper. She would have overloaded within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her interface... the overload would have been powerful, with her panels clamping down on R2's throbbing monstrosity, her whole chassis quivering in euphoria.
I bet she still masturbates to the memory log of it.
they actually built a pretty cool robot to play BB-8. they had to patent the technology that makes it roll like that with the head still upright
Post by Cobra King Mohamdu on Nov 24, 2015 14:57:40 GMT -5
I don't care what anyone says I'm watching this movie like 5 times in theaters, then buying the collector's bluray. Already shattered every pre-sale record (by 10x over), projected to become the highest grossing film of all-time worldwide now that China has lifted their ban on Star Wars and has done a ton of promotional events for the movie.
this is also the most watched film trailer on YouTube of all-time now
It's true. All of it. The Dark Side. The Jedi. They're real.
Something about this line just hit too damn close to home. Brings you back to the days of being naive and dumb enough of a kid to believe the Force, Jedi, lightsabers could all be real, somewhere in some time. I just want this movie to make me believe that one more time.
Disney actually got a contract on every single IMAX theater in America for the 1 month after the release of the film, the first of its kind.
I've never been into western comics that much despite how much manga I've read over the years. but goddammit, Disney, Lucasfilm and Marvel have done it. I'm now following digital comic books. Some of this stuff is pretty damn well drawn, at least the Journey to Force Awakens stuff.
Post by Cobra King Mohamdu on Dec 6, 2015 9:39:46 GMT -5
harrison ford is the best person in the world
that feel when no gwendoline christie gf to pick you up in her arms while wearing the Captain Phasma mask, carry you to the bedroom, slam you on the mattress and begin aggressively riding your cock while aiming a blaster at your head.