Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Jun 10, 2016 5:54:19 GMT -5
The battle of the primaries is all but over, and the parties have found their nominees. Now it is time for the next and most important frontier: The General Election.
In this thread discuss all things relating to the 2016 General election. I might suggest the Primary thread be locked because the thread is no longer relevant. I'm keeping the choices here fairly slim, other parties will as usual, not gain a significant number of voters. The Green Party and Libertarians have grown significantly so they're worth putting up. Poll will close on November 9th, 2016, as that's when we will know who the 45th President of the United States is.
Gary Earl Johnson
Libertarian Party
Former Governor of New Mexico, Businessman
Born in Minot, North Dakota, 1953
Graduated from University of New Mexico, Political Science Bachelor of Science
Nicknames: Governor "No"
Gary Johnson has for the past two election cycles been the face of the Libertarian Party to the mainstream. He has been an outspoken defendant of civil liberties in the United States.
Propositions: Strong believes in the power of Free Market to correct most of America's problems. Strongly opposed to regulation on industry, yet in favour of increasing gun control across America. US Foreign policy should center entirely around protecting America, and nothing else. Supports legalization of recreational marijuana. Opposed to stricter immigration law and enforcement. Overall fiscally conservative, socially liberal.
Libertarian Party
Former Governor of New Mexico, Businessman
Born in Minot, North Dakota, 1953
Graduated from University of New Mexico, Political Science Bachelor of Science
Nicknames: Governor "No"
Gary Johnson has for the past two election cycles been the face of the Libertarian Party to the mainstream. He has been an outspoken defendant of civil liberties in the United States.
Propositions: Strong believes in the power of Free Market to correct most of America's problems. Strongly opposed to regulation on industry, yet in favour of increasing gun control across America. US Foreign policy should center entirely around protecting America, and nothing else. Supports legalization of recreational marijuana. Opposed to stricter immigration law and enforcement. Overall fiscally conservative, socially liberal.
Dr. Jill Ellen Stein
Green Party
Former Physician. Currently an Activist and Politician
Born in Chicago, Illinois, 1950
Graduated from Harvard Medical School, Doctor of Medicine
Nicknames: That Damn Hippy Woman, Weed Lady
A former doctor, Jill Stein gained the most votes for any female candidate in 2012. As of 2016, that record has been broken by her rival, Hillary Clinton. Currently Jill Stein hopes to win over Bernie Sanders voters due to similarities in ideology, as a "Plan B" for those voters.
Propositions: Highly focused on protecting the environment, fully changing the energy sector of the US by the year 2030. Supports minimum income and the government assuring a job for every single person to eliminate poverty. $15/h minimum wage. Education and Healthcare as a federally granted right to all US citizens. Strongly supports legalization of marijuana. Very peaceful, non-interventionist foreign policy.
Green Party
Former Physician. Currently an Activist and Politician
Born in Chicago, Illinois, 1950
Graduated from Harvard Medical School, Doctor of Medicine
Nicknames: That Damn Hippy Woman, Weed Lady
A former doctor, Jill Stein gained the most votes for any female candidate in 2012. As of 2016, that record has been broken by her rival, Hillary Clinton. Currently Jill Stein hopes to win over Bernie Sanders voters due to similarities in ideology, as a "Plan B" for those voters.
Propositions: Highly focused on protecting the environment, fully changing the energy sector of the US by the year 2030. Supports minimum income and the government assuring a job for every single person to eliminate poverty. $15/h minimum wage. Education and Healthcare as a federally granted right to all US citizens. Strongly supports legalization of marijuana. Very peaceful, non-interventionist foreign policy.
Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton
Democratic Party
Former Lawyer, New York Senator and First Lady of the United States. Currently serves as US Secretary of State
Born in Chicago, Illinois, 1947
Graduated from Yale University, Doctor of Law
Nicknames: Crooked Hillary, Heartless Hillary, Darth Rodham, Saint Hillary, Hillary Rotten Clinton, The Antichrist, The Wicked Witch of the West Wing, The Carpet Muncher, Halal Hillary, Queen of the Establishment, Bilderberg's New Puppet
Hillary Clinton has for decades been a figure of controversy in US politics. For many years in her early career and even during her tenure as First Lady of the United States she was repeatedly called a liar and a fraud. She's been under every kind of controversy from murder, known rapist acquittal, mass deletion of government documents and multiple incidences of lying under oath. Under the tutelage of President Barack Obama (the same man she once contested with, lost to and whose supporters she nicknamed "Obama Boys"), Hillary has managed to fix her tarnished image in many Americans' eyes. Despite her complete failure in Benghazi resulting in multiple American deaths and the formation of the Libyan branch of ISIS known as ISIL, Clinton has still managed to be paraded enough in front of the masses by the mainstream media to convince many of them to vote for her. Now Hillary sells herself as the first real chance in American history for their to be a female President, regardless of what her record is. After all, it's her time.
Propositions: Ramping up of all gun control in the United States. Naturalization of almost every single illegal immigrants. Welfare benefits and social services to be increased. Strong affirmative action towards racial and LGBT minorities. Strongly opposed to immigration control, wishes to globalize the United States much like her idol, Angela Merkel.
Democratic Party
Former Lawyer, New York Senator and First Lady of the United States. Currently serves as US Secretary of State
Born in Chicago, Illinois, 1947
Graduated from Yale University, Doctor of Law
Nicknames: Crooked Hillary, Heartless Hillary, Darth Rodham, Saint Hillary, Hillary Rotten Clinton, The Antichrist, The Wicked Witch of the West Wing, The Carpet Muncher, Halal Hillary, Queen of the Establishment, Bilderberg's New Puppet
Hillary Clinton has for decades been a figure of controversy in US politics. For many years in her early career and even during her tenure as First Lady of the United States she was repeatedly called a liar and a fraud. She's been under every kind of controversy from murder, known rapist acquittal, mass deletion of government documents and multiple incidences of lying under oath. Under the tutelage of President Barack Obama (the same man she once contested with, lost to and whose supporters she nicknamed "Obama Boys"), Hillary has managed to fix her tarnished image in many Americans' eyes. Despite her complete failure in Benghazi resulting in multiple American deaths and the formation of the Libyan branch of ISIS known as ISIL, Clinton has still managed to be paraded enough in front of the masses by the mainstream media to convince many of them to vote for her. Now Hillary sells herself as the first real chance in American history for their to be a female President, regardless of what her record is. After all, it's her time.
Propositions: Ramping up of all gun control in the United States. Naturalization of almost every single illegal immigrants. Welfare benefits and social services to be increased. Strong affirmative action towards racial and LGBT minorities. Strongly opposed to immigration control, wishes to globalize the United States much like her idol, Angela Merkel.
Donald John Trump
Republican Party
CEO of the Trump Organization, Author, Philanthropist, Reality TV Star
Born in Queens, New York, 1946
Graduate of Wharton School of Business in University of Pennsylvania, Real Estate Studies Bachelors of Science
Nicknames: God-Emperor of the Human Race, The Donald, The Madman, The Based Centipede, MAGA Man, The Infallible One, Donald Unstumpable, Big Donald, Danger Don, Savior of the Western Civilization, Messiah Man, Don the Revelator, The Trumpster, Donald Drumpf, The Orange Knight, Meme President, Mr. Tantastic, Kek's True Prophet
After entering an arena of 16 of the most established politicians in the Republican Party's history as a political outsider with absolutely no experience in the field, Donald Trump shocked the world by not only winning the Republican nomination, but by shattering every single record the Republican party ever had in terms of voting numbers in the process. He did not simply win, he won by a massive landslide. This was made even more shocking by the decidedly politically incorrect approach of almost every aspect of his campaign. The multi-billionaire funded his campaign himself rather than relying on donations or corporate sponsorship (unprecedented since Ross Perot's failed run as President). He spent less money than his competitors on his campaign, and yet still gained more voters than all other Republicans due to his striking and sensational tactics in live debates, over viral internet media, Twitter, bullying of his competitors and overwhelmingly high turnouts at his rallies. He currently holds the highest number of votes for any Republican Presidential candidate in the primaries since the party's inception in 1854, beating the records of Mitt Romney, John McCain and Former Presidents George Bush, Ronald Reagan, Dwight Eisenhower and Theodore Roosevelt.
Propositions: Build a wall on the US/Mexican border to counter illegal immigration and the drug trade. Full protection of the 1st and 2nd Amendment, lowering of gun control laws and full protection of freedom of speech. Charge a 35% tariff on American manufacturers setting up factories China, Mexico and other third world nations to create profit for the US or incentivize them to return manufacturing to the US. Huge reinvestment into American industrial and energy sector, very lax regulations to help stimulate economic growth. Completely ban or severely vet Muslims from entering the US until the jihadist problem is solved. Completely annihilate ISIS and all other radicalized Islamic threats. Leave the issues of marijuana legalization and LGBT rights to be a state side decision. Wants to Make America Great Again and put America First.
Republican Party
CEO of the Trump Organization, Author, Philanthropist, Reality TV Star
Born in Queens, New York, 1946
Graduate of Wharton School of Business in University of Pennsylvania, Real Estate Studies Bachelors of Science
Nicknames: God-Emperor of the Human Race, The Donald, The Madman, The Based Centipede, MAGA Man, The Infallible One, Donald Unstumpable, Big Donald, Danger Don, Savior of the Western Civilization, Messiah Man, Don the Revelator, The Trumpster, Donald Drumpf, The Orange Knight, Meme President, Mr. Tantastic, Kek's True Prophet
After entering an arena of 16 of the most established politicians in the Republican Party's history as a political outsider with absolutely no experience in the field, Donald Trump shocked the world by not only winning the Republican nomination, but by shattering every single record the Republican party ever had in terms of voting numbers in the process. He did not simply win, he won by a massive landslide. This was made even more shocking by the decidedly politically incorrect approach of almost every aspect of his campaign. The multi-billionaire funded his campaign himself rather than relying on donations or corporate sponsorship (unprecedented since Ross Perot's failed run as President). He spent less money than his competitors on his campaign, and yet still gained more voters than all other Republicans due to his striking and sensational tactics in live debates, over viral internet media, Twitter, bullying of his competitors and overwhelmingly high turnouts at his rallies. He currently holds the highest number of votes for any Republican Presidential candidate in the primaries since the party's inception in 1854, beating the records of Mitt Romney, John McCain and Former Presidents George Bush, Ronald Reagan, Dwight Eisenhower and Theodore Roosevelt.
Propositions: Build a wall on the US/Mexican border to counter illegal immigration and the drug trade. Full protection of the 1st and 2nd Amendment, lowering of gun control laws and full protection of freedom of speech. Charge a 35% tariff on American manufacturers setting up factories China, Mexico and other third world nations to create profit for the US or incentivize them to return manufacturing to the US. Huge reinvestment into American industrial and energy sector, very lax regulations to help stimulate economic growth. Completely ban or severely vet Muslims from entering the US until the jihadist problem is solved. Completely annihilate ISIS and all other radicalized Islamic threats. Leave the issues of marijuana legalization and LGBT rights to be a state side decision. Wants to Make America Great Again and put America First.
Already the first Presidential Twitter Battle has been fought.
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