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Post by jaerockets on Jan 11, 2021 15:04:47 GMT -5
IM IN
WHAT ELSE SHOULD I TYPE GUYS
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Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Aug 6, 2021 2:43:37 GMT -5
I honestly can't believe it. Even after all this time, my boss is still the most hardcore Trumptard I've ever met. He basically sat all of us down for an hour and just kept explaining how everything's fucked and the government is going to kill everyone with vaccines and GMOs; only the hardcore antivaxxers and Trumptards like myself and him will be left to fight in the covid zombie libtardpocalypse. Truly the cream of the crop floating to the top. You might not expect it from a Grenadian guy who works in Rexdale as a foreman at a steel distribution company, but he's the most right wing guy I've ever met in my life. Honestly he puts most of the 4chan racists to shame with his utter devotion to hardcore right wing politics. Dude once told me he thought Mohammed bin Salman was a pussy because he let women drive. I caught him reading "John F. Kennedy Jr."'s Telegram feed while supervising the new guys. I'm starting to realize that I'm gonna need to brush up on my Trumptard memes and QLarping if I'm gonna get that big raise and bonus this year. He actually questioned me now that he seems to be following Trump closer than me, "I thought you were into this stuff, Mike." I had to explain to him that I've given up on Muttmerica and just don't even care to follow the news now that they're obviously on a suicidal bent towards national self-immolation. Regardless, my boss is convinced that Q is finally gonna come """back""" and fix all this shit. Or at the very least that Trump is gonna come back bigger and badder and more coked up than ever before in 2024 after Biden bumfucks the economy into oblivion with that BBC. I didn't have the heart to tell him that Trump doesn't even give a shit anymore and just wants to golf at the Mar-a-Lago all day. Even Don Jr and Ivanka just want to live the good life floating on daddy's cash and leave this politics horseshit aside. And at the end of the day, they're all kikeloving pussy ass faggots so who even wants them back anymore? Still, I guess I should stop browsing /b/ as much and go back to keeping up with the /pol/tards so I can shoot the shit with my boss and convince him that I'm one of the redpilled bros and that he can give me a big slice of the profit sharing pie. Worked last year! God I already miss the Trump years so fucking much. There was actually hope for Western society, now I see that was only an illusion. Gas was like 88 cents a liter at one point, our company literally had the best year in its history last year. Now business is declining, alloys are going to get a price hike, sales will naturally go down in Biden's pozzed economy. God I fucking miss Trump and his antics making our sales and workload skyrocket, there was so much overtime. I loved it, the entire ride. I loved being seduced by all the crazy bullshit. Let me believe the lie, Daddy. For one short moment in time, I actually believed there might be light at the end of the tunnel. Now I'm just trying to learn Arabic or Mandarin so I can join President Xi's interracial breeding grounds or move to the sandlands with 5 wives. And deep down as much as I hate to admit it, I still love Trump. He's like this gorgeous tall blonde who you married for four years, had the time of your life with, paraded around everywhere you went; then one day you realized he was getting gangfucked by hoardes of giant dicks almost every night, he initiated divorce because he was "bored" and now he's already moved on to a new Chad husband while you're left just paying alimony and trying to recollect the happy memories, wondering what the fuck went wrong.  |
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Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Aug 14, 2021 11:51:52 GMT -5
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Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Sept 4, 2021 9:30:01 GMT -5
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Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Sept 10, 2021 6:05:32 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING INCREDIBLE Goddamn, Mike Tyson is a legend! He actually made this shit happen!  IRON MIKE! IRON MIKE! IRON MIKE! IRON MIKE! HOLY FUCK THIS SHIT IS ON THIS WEEKEND FOLLOW BY A TRUMP RALLY ON THE 18TH MAGA NATION
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Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Sept 12, 2021 0:00:29 GMT -5
Just started recording real quick and forgot to set up my own mic. President Trump as hilarious as always. Legendary card.  Michael Buffer still looks good at 76 damn.  As much of a beast as Holyfield is he is now 58 versus a guy in his mid 40s who is a monster. There was no other real outcome.  |
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Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Oct 21, 2021 11:23:26 GMT -5
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Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Oct 29, 2021 2:40:26 GMT -5
man fuck this shit I want a card that says "member since 2015"  |
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Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Jan 17, 2022 20:30:45 GMT -5
Friendly reminder that Trump won and Muttmerica is not a real country.  I personally laughed out loud at the implication that anyone actually believes Biden won.  |
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Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Apr 13, 2022 6:09:54 GMT -5
BIRD SHIT BIDEN  |
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Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Nov 19, 2022 21:06:08 GMT -5
Looney Tunes, we're back in action
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Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Nov 26, 2022 0:29:24 GMT -5
To be honest I'm beginning to think there's no chance of Trump winning. Probably won't even be the Republican candidate. He's lost all his thunder by 2020, huge chunk of his voterbase is dead from Covid, all the old guard Trump loyalists have dispersed. He's not even saying anything interesting anymore, just reiterating the same nonsense over and over like Bernie Sanders or Joe Biden. What even makes Trump different anymore?
The zeitgeist has shifted, away from Trump towards the younger, bolder leaders of our time.
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Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Jan 21, 2023 17:45:37 GMT -5
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Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Mar 3, 2023 21:56:04 GMT -5
based Trump picking up the katana of his fallen samurai Shinzo Abe. The President of Breeding!
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Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Aug 2, 2023 23:10:59 GMT -5
I'd just like to take a brief moment to point out the irony of people making about a million jokes about how much Melania hates Trump, but his marriage somehow lasting longer than Trudeau's.
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