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Post by Kirkwood Chocolate on Jan 23, 2021 4:04:22 GMT -5
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Post by jaerockets on Jan 26, 2021 19:17:13 GMT -5
his power level is off the charts
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Post by jaerockets on Jan 26, 2021 19:27:32 GMT -5
welcome to Mohamdu's Masturbation Corner
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Post by Hauskaz on Jan 26, 2021 21:12:00 GMT -5
Could I get a raincoat or something before I go in
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Post by jaerockets on Jan 26, 2021 21:22:30 GMT -5
Could I get a raincoat or something before I go in I guess that's up to Mohamdu
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Post by jaerockets on Jan 26, 2021 21:24:43 GMT -5
"I'm not eating the bugs, I hunt my own food, I impregnate my own bitches." - Mohamdu, 2021-06-26
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Post by jaerockets on Jan 27, 2021 18:49:01 GMT -5
"all I did was post gore, underaged girls, blatant antisemitism, racism, sexism, homophobia and furry porn. It's not like anything I did actually made anyone lose money." - Mohamdu 2021-01-27
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Post by Kirkwood Chocolate on Jan 28, 2021 0:48:24 GMT -5
This thread will probably be legendary and viewed by millions after. well. uh. Nevermind. But thanks for documenting everything. When I was 14 years old XF user FUCKYOUCHEESEMASTER told me he wanted to write a book of things I've said. This was not here, it was in geography class. Seems you are achieving his goal, though it took 15 years.
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Post by jaerockets on Jul 10, 2021 4:22:31 GMT -5
"Literally everything I say is perfectly logical. I am always capable of explaining myself." - Mohamdu, 01-07-2021
"i would say it takes about 10 years+ of daily 4chan browsing for multiple hours until you ascend to absolute Chaddom. trying to get in now is like trying to jump into tekken 7 now: the metagame has been brewing and stewing for several years, all the dlc has been dropped. you have a long road ahead of you but if you try hard enough you can make it. you will unfortunately never measure up to the true oldfags but you already knew that. the chad boards are /vg/, /tv/, /sp/ and /h/. /v/ and /a/ were fun once upon a time but have crumbled under time's harsh exposure." - Momentum, 07-10-2021
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 10, 2021 12:39:19 GMT -5
>> /o/
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Post by Kirkwood Chocolate on Jul 10, 2021 15:51:26 GMT -5
/o/ is about a categorically non-Chad a board as it gets. Almost as weak as modern day /g/. personally I couldn't name a single /o/ meme with a gun to my head. /fit/ I would not define as a chad board because sure, it might be full of absolutely deezed guys with smoking hot girlfriends, but half of these guys despise themselves, the women they're dating, and there are so many guys on steroids that the Fraud General has been going on eternally for over 10 years. After Zyzz died, it all went downhill. Some of the protein fart threads are pretty alright though, plus the manlet shaming on /fit/ is truly second only to /tv/ M O G G E D threads. The boards selected are selected because of their enormous influence not just within the confines of that board but also for expanding to the point where their memes and terminology gradually became ubiquitous across the entire website and even onto different websites. All the true Chads had an exodus from /v/ onto /vg/, for now /v/ is simply a barren wasteland of mediocre shitposts whereas /vg/ has become the homeland for true gamers. Genuine friendships and meaningful memes generated from an undying passion for games are born here. /tv/ needs virtually no explanation, essentially tied with /sp/ for most influential board on the website in modern times. /tv/ is the reason people who have never even gone to 4chan know what kino is. the worst part of /tv/ is the pedos and thankfully they are all forcefully shunned into irrelevance. and the absolute litany of /sp/ memes is a story as old as time, /sp/ has always been and will always remain the ultimate chad board. As for /h/, well it's the best porn board on the website so there's not much else to that.
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Post by Kirkwood Chocolate on Jul 11, 2021 15:54:52 GMT -5
I'm feeling generous today, so I'll share the most important tidbit of wisdom I know: the most truly buh buh based posters on 4chan, always get buh buh banned. Like all the time. It just comes with the territory. For example, I just got banned a few minutes ago for posting this holy artifact which kills the eternal Sinfag. The truth is, you always have to find new and innovative ways to get banned. Break the Law, but make sure you're doing it for a reason. Be a Rebel, but not without a Cause. Make the tranny jannies work for the non-existent money they don't earn; if they're going to do it for free, make sure they have their work cut out for them. I remember the first time I got banned when I was 14 years old. I remember it like my first kiss. These moments are special, and yet over time they become less and less meaningful if you don't make it fun and exciting. Being a shitposter is the truest form of romance. Not just for yourself, but for the people reading your posts. Always put yourself first though; you can't love someone elses' shitposts if you don't love your own first. I have truly never cared if anyone reads my posts: I enjoy reading my own posts more than anyone could ever know. The fact that I know 1000s of people read them is just a nice perk. I have been banned for spamming gay porn with bots, I have been banned for posting porn in worksafe boards, I have been banned for avatarfagging, I have been banned for threatening to commit mass murders outside of /b/, I have been banned for advertising, I have been banned for bait threads that hit over 300 replies before the mods finally banned me, I have been banned for telling people to unironically kill themselves, I have been banned for doxxing people, I have been banned for reasons that I genuinely shouldn't post here. All of these bans I wear on my sleeve like a badge of honour, a testament to my work. Over the course of my life I would say I have accrued 1000s of raw IP bans. Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna reset my router, delete my cookies and resume my work. Godspeed.
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Post by jaerockets on Jul 11, 2021 17:53:26 GMT -5
"I have been banned for spamming gay porn with bots, I have been banned for posting porn in worksafe boards, I have been banned for avatarfagging, I have been banned for threatening to commit mass murders outside of /b/, I have been banned for advertising, I have been banned for bait threads that hit over 300 replies before the mods finally banned me, I have been banned for telling people to unironically kill themselves, I have been banned for doxxing people, I have been banned for reasons that I genuinely shouldn't post here." - Momentum 2021-01-27
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Post by jaerockets on Jul 11, 2021 17:54:28 GMT -5
honestly that whole rant was quote worthy but I decided to cherry pick my favorite part of it
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Post by Kirkwood Chocolate on Aug 26, 2021 7:13:09 GMT -5
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