Grindr General

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

See sometimes I feel sorry for straight people. Cause there's like, a whole different galaxy out there on grindr that none of you straight and narrow folks have ever actually observed. Being bisexual I consider one of the benefits is being able to see how hetero and homosexual relationships are generally, really nothing even remotely similar to one another. Like at all. Like seeing gay porn is one thing, but the nuance between the interactions of queer people trying to hook up is really something of a spectacle in and of itself. The sheer amount of discreet, married and """straight guys""", bicurious georges who "just wanna see what getting their dick sucked by a guy" is like on grindr. The sheer amount of drug addicts trying to get you to do poppers and smoke "T" with them. Ugh, if you guys only knew! HIV spread so fast in the 80s because homos are absolutely disgusting animals, also we all love bareback. Also, this is a thread all about selling the human body to one another, so of course it belongs here. Grindr is basically just a giant dick and ass market so it fully fits.

So full disclosure I got an 8" dick. You wanna see it? PM me baby. Buy me dinner and maybe you could get some of this in your life. In all seriousness, you guys have watched the film Boogie Nights right? The fact of the matter is if you have a big dick, certain queer men will borderline fucking stalk you. I've had some odd experiences! anyhow to start up here's a guy who actually tore apart the fabric of my soul with a simple conversation. Talk about Nancy 2.0. You guys could learn from him: he's already hurt me more than any of you ever have.

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

Also let me just state a certain rule of the universe: You're not really gay until you've uninstalled and reinstalled grindr at least 100 times. at which point you'll feel an awful pain in your upper ribcage and spine, wings will burst out from your back and you will have finally become a Glorious Winged Faggot™. I didn't make the rules, I just live by them.

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

that feel when you message the wrong Jordan after Jordan from grindr gives you his phone number and you send an old classmate "Hey Jordan, it's Michael from grindr". Could have been a lot cringier all things considered.

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

When you start getting google ads on YouTube videos about talking to your doctor about PrEP and buying "Pure for Men".

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

that feel when you reach the point where your life has literally become LARP tier. Now if I try to ask people about my problems on the internet, everyone accuses me of lying or LARPing. Strangely the only place I can get half decent advice anymore is from my fellow degenerates on /b/. Birds of a feather flock together honest. Well, I guess it's all over. I've gone from being a half respectable human being (now THAT'S a LARP) to being a completely fucking shameless degenerate who will never be normal or understood by the average person. Even your regular run of the mill gay person will probably think I'm fucked now. My entire purpose in life has become vectoring diseases. It was a good run. You guys are all invited to my funeral after I die from AIDs complications.

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

Holy fuck, I just realized you could unblock people on Grindr. The comedy of it is it's made me realize how many HUNDREDS of fucking guys I have blocked on grindr over the last 10 years.

>when you message him "hey how tall are you? I'm 5'9"." and he replies back "same"





I am worse than any Tinder thot. I will get the most heartfelt messages from some guy about how attractive and cool he thinks I am and all the shit he wants to do to me, I'll ignore all that shit and pointblank ask how tall he is and once he says 5'10", blocked.

This mount everest is a small fraction of the blocklist. This image's resolution is 540x24545 pixels. I actually maxed out how much you could scroll capture on my phone and there was still a shitton left to scroll through. Almost all uggos, creeps, trannoids and manlets. The opening scroll of every Star Wars film put together has NOTHING on my Grindr blocklist.

The flipside of this is

>tfw yet another 6'3" Chad blocks/ghosts you

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

This one is completely not true. So many guys will send you completely unsolicited photos of their ass before you even say "hi".



This one is entirely true though. Boy's Love is 100% artful romance and beauty, and thus is fucking g a y and a byproduct of retarded women. It is lesbian porn made by females. And since lesbians do not exist, neither should Boy's Love.

"I am gay."