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Post by solocityElectricCyan on May 17, 2008 11:05:31 GMT -5
lmfao
Just did it now. 38 seconds too. Watching that windows clock was pretty intense.
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on May 20, 2008 19:51:06 GMT -5
sprint
48.5 seconds. I hate you all
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Post by Hauskaz on Jun 8, 2008 1:47:02 GMT -5
I have solidified myself as the undisputed leader of endurance,
if you know what I mean.
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Post by hellomeow on Jun 9, 2008 0:29:12 GMT -5
I prefer to masturbate for long periods of times using various methods and techniques, or even body parts central to stimulation. I think the idea of trying to make yourself come as fast as possible is a little redundant; I prefer to go literally hours at a time of non-stop masturbation because it makes it last longer, kind of like eating a very nice snack in small, flavourful portions over a long period of time.
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Post by Hauskaz on Jun 9, 2008 14:55:18 GMT -5
Endurance beats sprinting any day. Sprinting is more work than fun. My time is a result of focused preparation and determination.
EDIT: Oh Christ, why do I make so many unintentional puns...
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Post by Slutmantha on Jun 9, 2008 16:20:41 GMT -5
Why the hell am I reading this?
You guys are disgusting.
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Post by Hauskaz on Jun 9, 2008 16:27:42 GMT -5
We are amazing. You should compete.
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Jun 9, 2008 17:52:27 GMT -5
We are amazing. You should compete. HOLY SHIT LMFAO I started laughing. Almost like Danny's house.
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Post by Slutmantha on Jun 9, 2008 19:49:26 GMT -5
Nah, it's alright. I think it's better just to get someone else to do it for you.
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Post by Hauskaz on Jun 9, 2008 20:13:06 GMT -5
As fun as that may be, sometimes it's better to go solo.
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Post by Slutmantha on Jun 10, 2008 2:33:01 GMT -5
If you're competing, sure?
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Post by Hauskaz on Jun 10, 2008 17:13:24 GMT -5
Well, perhaps I could stick in a section for teams.
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Post by Slutmantha on Jun 10, 2008 18:15:46 GMT -5
rofl... Except, unless you use each other I doubt you'll get anyone.
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Post by Hauskaz on Jun 10, 2008 21:39:44 GMT -5
That works.
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Jun 11, 2008 20:19:16 GMT -5
Teams?
Could this count as more than two people?
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