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Post by Hauskaz on Apr 5, 2008 15:45:47 GMT -5
The doorman guy in Macbeth that told jokes about alcohol and erectile dysfunction was pretty awesome.
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Post by Duvet on Apr 5, 2008 20:12:16 GMT -5
I love how Danny and Kuldeep's English class receives massive amounts of homework while my class' homework was simply read The Jade Peony. My class finished Macbeth last month and we mostly discussed the play and only completed one project on it. Throughout the entire semester I've only received three English assignments that were to be completed at home. Pro.
For a book about Chinese immigrants living in Vancouver, Chinatown, The Jade Peony is pretty damn boring. The only thing I've found interesting about the book so far was the use of Cantonese words/phrases in which I actually understand, rofl. Oh, and that Jung-sum is homosexual.
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Apr 8, 2008 17:44:17 GMT -5
I think the short version of The Jade Peony was better then.
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Post by Hauskaz on Apr 8, 2008 17:51:59 GMT -5
It's a good thing I never even read that book.
gg McFarlane
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Post by Duvet on Apr 8, 2008 20:58:09 GMT -5
I think the short version of The Jade Peony was better then. The short story was an excerpt from Section 3 of the book, I believe. Not entirely sure since I've only read one chapter from that section. But I already know that the grandmother dies since the short story pretty much spoiled it. Section 1 is pretty bullshit since there's nothing interesting about it unless you find a little 9 year old, who's wearing tap dancing shoes with giant pink ribbons tied to it as well as a nice dress, dancing for some 60 year old Chinese crippled guy amusing. Section 2 is when we find out about some little adopted Asian kid's homosexuality for some 20 year old drunk guy that's apparently going off to join the army (lol Kuldeep). Once I finish reading this book, I shall judge whether or not the short story is better.
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Post by Hauskaz on Apr 8, 2008 21:42:03 GMT -5
Section 2 is when we find out about some little adopted Asian kid's homosexuality for some 20 year old drunk guy that's apparently going off to join the army (lol Kuldeep). Story of my life.
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Apr 9, 2008 19:59:41 GMT -5
So I'm supposed to be reading The Kite Runner. At pg 150, reading in 14-20 page increments.
But instead, I'm reading the other book I have. The Night Watch, at page 299, reading in 40-60 page increments. This is retarded jesus christ.
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on May 20, 2008 6:38:45 GMT -5
lol I remember being at page 150.
Also, lol@ Patrick because he got to read a shitty book, while we got to read one that was actually pretty good.
Shut up Danny, I liked it.
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Post by Cunt Wrap Supreme on May 20, 2008 6:49:30 GMT -5
AMIR JAN!
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Post by Duvet on May 20, 2008 17:26:51 GMT -5
Oh, I forgot to write a summary for section 3 of the Jade Peony. Well to make things short and sweet: - Chen Suling dies because she was bombed in China
- Grandmother dies of old age
- Meiying dies because she attempted to have an abortion with knitting needles
A lot of deaths. Probably the only worth while section to read in this novel.
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Post by Cunt Wrap Supreme on May 20, 2008 18:33:26 GMT -5
Meiying dies because she attempted to have an abortion with knitting needles Meiling*
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Post by Hauskaz on May 20, 2008 19:15:02 GMT -5
- Meiying dies because she attempted to have an abortion with knitting needles
Dumb ho.
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on May 20, 2008 19:41:03 GMT -5
And this is why The Jade Peony is a piece of shit. Also,
AMIR JAAANN[/size]
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Post by Duvet on May 20, 2008 20:41:52 GMT -5
You did not read the novel. It's Meiying.
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Post by Cunt Wrap Supreme on May 20, 2008 21:03:44 GMT -5
It was a Touhou joke.
HONG MEILING
fucktard
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AMIR JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
ASSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF
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