Post by Cheesemaster V on Mar 8, 2011 23:22:47 GMT -5
A guy walks into a sandwich shop and sees a sign that reads, "Home of the Meanest Grilled Cheese in Town." So he orders the grilled cheese. When his bill arrives the waitress asks him how he liked the sandwich. "Eh, it was about average."
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots," and pours two beers.
The bartender says, "You guys should really know your limits," and pours two beers.