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Post by Cunt Wrap Supreme on Jul 1, 2008 23:06:58 GMT -5
Out of my house for 14 hours
I am exhausted as fuck
My head hurts
The world is spinning
I feel great
And like shit
sort of, but not really
Awesome day
[edit]
in before Tyler says some shit about "oh i can stay up for x hours without being tired" because that totally makes yo ucool
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Post by Finn on Jul 1, 2008 23:13:32 GMT -5
did you get a BJ or something?
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Post by hellomeow on Jul 1, 2008 23:15:51 GMT -5
My Canada Day is best summarized by a rant that I gave to Forest. Please tl;dr this. < ☆´=^ω^=`☆ > I hate my brothers so much. Do you want to listen to me rant? I don't care if you read or even respond. I just want your consent. < Forest > yes please rant < ☆´=^ω^=`☆ > OK, this is basically what I have heard what my brother did. I heard it from his girlfriend who I spent the last 4 hours comforting and also helping do household chores with. Basically, they were going to watch a movie, and then they were going to see Canada Day fireworks. This never happened because my brother decided to leave, telling his girlfriend that he would be back in 20 minutes. He came back 5 hours later drunk and pissing on her older brother's car. < Forest > what the hell lmfao < ☆´=^ω^=`☆ > Yes, and then she and her brother dragged him into the house to lie down. But then he tried to sleep on a chair, and they told him he should sleep on the sofa. Then he started calling his girlfriend and ignorant stupid bitch and told her to fuck off. So she just laughed it off and let him be. But later on he decided to drive home. In mom's car, which he took without asking. Hema (my brother's girlfriend) and her brother tried to stop him, but eventually he wouldn't give in so she got into the car with him and tried to make sure he didn't do anything stupid. The first thing he did was drive over their neighbor's front lawn, while all of the neighbors watched him horrified.Then he drove to our house, and Hema came out and came into the house. As I was in my mother's room, petting my cat and listening to my brother honk his horn for 10 minutes straight. Then I went down to help her carry him into the house. Basically he couldn't walk, and he didn't realize he was at our house until he saw me. Naturally he called us both useless faggots and started laughing at us while we carried him into the house. Then when he got to the front door, he went inside and locked us out. < Forest > pretty huge faggot < ☆´=^ω^=`☆ > We rang the bell for 5 minutes, and he did nothing. So we checked every door, and they were all locked. I was actually banging on the back door while he looked at me on the sofa, and then he just started sleeping while I was knocking. So then we found an open window, and contemplated breaking the meshing (which is easily repairable) so I could enter the house and unlock the doors. Just as we are about to, my other brother George drives in and starts laughing at us. But, he had a key. So we got into the house, and he was sprawled on the sofa snoring and mumbling to himself. And my other brother was still laughing his off as at what losers we are. And this is the same brother who broke down my front door yesterday and called me a useless faggot princess of a mother's daughter yesterday. Because I locked the door, and he wanted to get more beer. Which he already drank a six pack of. But anyways, Hema is now crying so I spent a few hours talking to her and giving her tea to drink and letting her play with my cat. And here's the fucked up part of the story. She's pregnant. And her parents are extremely religious and they will not let her live in the house (which she pays rent for, unlike my brother who is older than her and still lives with his mother) and will kick her out if she does not marry my brother. And of course, if she does she'll spend the rest of her life cleaning up his messes, cleaning his beer, carrying him from places drunk, and doing all the chores and cooking his food for him. Kind of like how I do right now  < Forest > your brother sound slike a giant failure < ☆´=^ω^=`☆ > But naturally she was a bit disposed against that. Yes, he is fucking failure at life. He deserves to die. I want to kill him. He is on my sofa snoring like a fucking pig. There are several knifes and he is incapacitated, I could do it so easily it is excruciating. I've wanted to kill him for so long now. The only problem is that my mom would be upset, and she is a nice lady. She doesn't want a murder committed in her home unfortunately  But there is good news, she's kicking him out now. Partially for being a useless faggot who took all of her money to spend on college education (he doesn't use), a car (he doesn't pay for) and a house (he again doesn't pay for or offer any chores to take care for). But mostly for being an alcoholic. So I am a little happy about this ^_^ And that's a rant. Editted for tl;drability. |
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 1, 2008 23:23:24 GMT -5
in before Tyler says some shit about "oh i can stay up for x hours without being tired" because that totally makes yo ucool oh i can stay up for 48 hours without being tired Seriously though, 14 hours means 10 hours of technical sleep in a day, although it would realistically be 8 or a bit less. That's considered a normal sleep pattern. Also, this thread is 6 minutes late. |
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Post by Cunt Wrap Supreme on Jul 1, 2008 23:25:30 GMT -5
I am reporting my canada day
not making a thread to celebrate it
i was out for 14 hours, doesn't mean i was only up for that time
but whatever
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 1, 2008 23:28:38 GMT -5
I don't appreciate your lack of capitalization and punctuation, and I don't appreciate Forest's occasional use of the said language devices.
Don't swap on me here. I'll never get over it.
Also, what the hell were you doing? I personally slept 3 hours and then idled.
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Post by Cunt Wrap Supreme on Jul 1, 2008 23:31:36 GMT -5
out to some guy's house, went to ching park for most of the day, did some shit, watched fireworks, all of which i sat for maybe 40 minutes, which was mostly during the fireworks
rode some midway shit, fucking dizzying as hell
the world is spinning to me right now, and i'm not kidding, my temples are throbbing and i just had a coffee but it's not helping
i don't care to type proerly atm
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 1, 2008 23:37:59 GMT -5
I don't think coffee is going to help dizziness. If I were this fucked up, I wouldn't be posting here oh wait, I guess I would be. |
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Post by hellomeow on Jul 1, 2008 23:50:24 GMT -5
I spent a lot of the time reading Leo Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' and also helping my dad destruct a bathroom and clean out his shitty back yard with my schizophrenic brother for about 5 hours, but that is about it. My dad made a pretty awesome steak. This all happened before I tried to break into my house with my brother's girlfriend though.
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 1, 2008 23:56:03 GMT -5
I think I will read that conversation now.
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Post by Cunt Wrap Supreme on Jul 1, 2008 23:57:48 GMT -5
i'm not that fucked up
god
just
fuck
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 2, 2008 0:10:09 GMT -5
Rest. Dizziness is not fun.
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Jul 2, 2008 0:12:18 GMT -5
I don't think he's just dizzy, I think he might have had a few drinks.
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 2, 2008 0:12:51 GMT -5
Psh, Danny drinking is like me drinking.
Only when moving into a new home.
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Post by Duvet on Jul 2, 2008 0:25:53 GMT -5
Nothing like having a beer and then playing some FPS.
Well, I pretty much spent today mowing the lawn, lurking and keysmashing. Wonderful...
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But there is good news, she's kicking him out now. Partially for being a useless faggot who took all of her money to spend on college education (he doesn't use), a car (he doesn't pay for) and a house (he again doesn't pay for or offer any chores to take care for). But mostly for being an alcoholic. So I am a little happy about this ^_^ And that's a rant.
