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Post by elbow unit on Jan 8, 2010 21:35:48 GMT -5
Daryl is totally channeling Mr dramanic (or any math teacher for that matter)
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Post by elbow unit on Jan 9, 2010 20:15:53 GMT -5
(8:14:08 PM) kesh : dude, how do you set a homepage in google chrome. (8:14:28 PM) channelcy: hmm.....no idea (8:14:31 PM) channelcy: rofl google it (8:14:52 PM) kesh : GENIOUS(I) (8:14:58 PM) channelcy: rofl
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Post by Hauskaz on Jan 10, 2010 4:50:33 GMT -5
(3:38:53 AM) Hauskaz: When I was in a restaurant in London, I went to use the restrooms. (3:39:07 AM) Patrick: and (3:39:22 AM) Hauskaz: When I was in the stall, I saw writing on the door that said "follow the arrows." (3:39:40 AM) Hauskaz: I looked around, but I didn't see any arrows. Whatever I didn't think about it. (3:39:54 AM) Hauskaz: Then, about a month after that, I'm back in the same place (3:40:15 AM) Hauskaz: use the restroom to wash my hands before I tear into some buffalo wings. (3:40:37 AM) Hauskaz: They were out of paper towels, and not wanting to touch the restroom door with my hands, I tried to open it with my elbows. (3:40:56 AM) Hauskaz: This was a clumsy process, and resulted in my bumping a lightswitch with my elbow. (3:41:02 AM) Hauskaz: The room went completely dark. (3:41:22 AM) Hauskaz: Dark, except for a trail of glow-in-the-dark arrows painted onto the ceiling. (3:41:46 AM) Patrick: lmfao (3:42:01 AM) Hauskaz: They're very faded, looks like they'd been there for quite a while. (3:42:07 AM) Hauskaz: They lead out the door. (3:42:30 AM) Hauskaz: Now I had totally forgotten about the graffiti I had read a month ago, so I didn't really think about those arrows at all. (3:42:48 AM) Hauskaz: I just pulled my sleeve over my wet hand, used it to flip the switch back on, and open the door. (3:43:04 AM) Hauskaz: I went back to my table with some buddies and we chowed down on some excellent wings. (3:43:30 AM) Hauskaz: It wasn't until the end of the evening when my brain, out of nowhere, remembered the "follow the arrows" graffiti in the stall. (3:43:55 AM) Hauskaz: I excuse myself from the table, just to check that this was this stall where I saw the writing. (3:43:57 AM) Hauskaz: It was. (3:44:14 AM) Hauskaz: I wanted to follow the arrows, but I couldn't. (3:44:29 AM) Hauskaz: After I left the restroom, the ambient light was so bright that the arrows were invisible. (3:44:41 AM) Hauskaz: I told my friends about the arrows, and I asked the bartender about it. (3:45:02 AM) Hauskaz: He knew about the graffiti but had never seen the glow-on-the-dark arrows. (3:45:20 AM) Hauskaz: After about 15 minutes of pouring drinks, he took a minute to go check it out. (3:45:25 AM) Hauskaz: He didn't seem that impressed. (3:45:45 AM) Hauskaz: I asked him if we could stay after closing and turn off all the lights to see where it went. (3:46:03 AM) Hauskaz: He went to the manager of the restaurant who agreed. (3:46:52 AM) Hauskaz: Two hours later; the bartender, manager and some waitresses are all standing around in the dark of the restaurant, looking at little faded arrows that make a trail from the restroom out to the front door. (3:47:00 AM) Hauskaz: We step outside, but the trail is dead. (3:47:28 AM) Hauskaz: The streetlights outside make the faded glow-in-the-dark arrows impossible to see, if they were even there at all. (3:48:37 AM) Hauskaz: Three days later, I'm walking through G building in Fanshawe, when I notice a display of exotic minerals that the geology department has in a display case. (3:49:07 AM) Hauskaz: Inside the case is a small, handheld black light used by rock hounds to find and observe glow-in-the-dark minerals. (3:49:43 AM) Hauskaz: After class, I walked back to the building and asked a coordinator where I could find one of those lights. (3:49:57 AM) Hauskaz: She directed me to the bookstore, which sold them for $45. (3:50:20 AM) Hauskaz: A hefty investment for a curiosity, but it felt like it was worth it. (3:50:37 AM) Hauskaz: Nine hours later, I drag my buddies back to the restaurant. (3:50:51 AM) Hauskaz: We have some more drinks and awesome buffalo wings. (3:51:04 AM) Hauskaz: When we're done gorging ourselves it is already dark outside. (3:51:18 AM) Hauskaz: I went to the bathroom and tested my black light on some of the painted arrows. (3:51:42 AM) Hauskaz: It worked like a charm; they glowed incredibly brightly, and even with the lights on they were fairly visible. (3:52:05 AM) Hauskaz: I went back to the table. We pay for the food, and step onto the street. (3:52:33 AM) Hauskaz: My friends stood around me, trying to look cool, while I was geeking out with my black light searching for invisible arrows on the ground. (3:52:34 AM) Hauskaz: I found one. (3:53:17 AM) Hauskaz: I followed the arrow, keeping my black light inches from the ground, waving it back and forth... (3:53:28 AM) Hauskaz: a few metres away I found another arrow. (3:53:32 AM) Hauskaz: Then another (3:53:34 AM) Hauskaz: and another. (3:53:47 AM) Hauskaz: I was following these arrows down a sidewalk for about two blocks. (3:54:06 AM) Hauskaz: My friends finally loosened up and started speculating on where the hell these arrows were taking us. (3:54:41 AM) Hauskaz: Finally I got to an arrowing pointing us in a new direction; it was a driveway leading to an empty commercial lot of some kind. (3:55:08 AM) Hauskaz: The lot was surrounded by cyclone fences with aluminium siding; we couldn't see what was inside. (3:55:22 AM) Hauskaz: The arrows led us around the fence/wall thing to a gate. (3:56:18 AM) Hauskaz: I saw a lot of glow-in-the-dark paint under my light, and it took me a few seconds and some swinging if the light to realize we were looking at a giant arrow pointing inside the fence. (3:56:33 AM) Hauskaz: I guess I should introduce you to my friends now (3:56:41 AM) Hauskaz: one was Jeff, one was Dave. (3:56:59 AM) Hauskaz: Jeff pushed on the gate. It was locked and it rattled terribly in the dark. (3:57:29 AM) Hauskaz: Dave looked uncomfortable. He took a deep breath, and before he could say what I'm certain he was about to (3:57:42 AM) Hauskaz: "Hey guys let's just go home" (3:57:47 AM) Hauskaz: I cut him off, (3:57:59 AM) Hauskaz: "I say we hop this baby." (3:58:41 AM) Hauskaz: Jeff didn't even say anything before he leaped against the gate, getting a firm handhold at the top. (3:59:07 AM) Hauskaz: Ungracefully, but successfully he pulled himself to an uncomfortable straddle on top of the gate. (3:59:18 AM) Hauskaz: I followed suit, leaping at the gate. (3:59:25 AM) Hauskaz: I didn't reach the top on my first attempt. (3:59:49 AM) Hauskaz: I put the black light in my pocket and took a running leap at the gate. (4:00:04 AM) Hauskaz: I got a firm handhold, but I could feel the metal digging into my skin. (4:00:30 AM) Hauskaz: I made a note on my iPod to get a tetanus shot afterwards. (4:00:59 AM) Hauskaz: Jeff helped me up from the top while Dave pushed my legs from underneath. Dave followed next with surprising ease. (4:01:17 AM) Hauskaz: From our perch on the gate, we could see that the fence surrounded what looked like an old parking lot. (4:01:32 AM) Hauskaz: Grass and other green things sprang up from the ancient, crumbled asphalt. (4:02:07 AM) Hauskaz: Immediately below us, on the other side of the fence, was nothing but inky blackness from the shadow cast by the gate from a nearby street lamp. (4:02:25 AM) Hauskaz: I pulled my black light from my pocket, but from this height, it was useless. (4:02:59 AM) Hauskaz: To my surprise, Dave was the first one to slide down into the dark. He slid down the fence as low as possible before letting go and taking the final plunge. (4:03:15 AM) Hauskaz: We heard him stumble, swear quietly, and then stand. (4:03:36 AM) Hauskaz: "It's okay," he said, "I can see a little. It's just asphalt." (4:04:14 AM) Hauskaz: Jeff and I dropped down from the fence. I didn't see exactly what happened, but after a lot of cursing, Jeff announced to us that he had busted his knee. (4:04:38 AM) Hauskaz: After a minute of silent deliberation, he decided we should soldier on. (4:04:47 AM) Hauskaz: I pulled out my light and quickly found an arrow. (4:05:10 AM) Hauskaz: We followed a new trail slowly, and it quickly became clear that we were being led to a small shack in the middle of the parking lot. (4:05:19 AM) Hauskaz: "I know what this is," said Dave. (4:05:37 AM) Hauskaz: "I think this all used to be a drive-in movie theatre. (4:05:45 AM) Hauskaz: I think that's the concession stand." (4:05:56 AM) Hauskaz: Jeff and I agreed that this was a pretty good theory. (4:06:18 AM) Hauskaz: We walked to the build, and as we got closer, saw that it was boarded up (4:06:41 AM) Hauskaz: but the shape of it, and its enormous boarded up windows made us think that Dave was probably right. (4:07:02 AM) Hauskaz: Jeff pulled out a cellphone and held it high above his head. At first I couldn't figure out why (4:07:27 AM) Hauskaz: then it became clear that he was using it as a flashlight to some faded lettering on the wall. (4:07:54 AM) Hauskaz: We couldn't really see it after I tried my iPod as well, but we decided it probably said "POPCORN" (4:08:40 AM) Hauskaz: I held up my black light; it glowed purple and bright, but didn't help us read the lettering any better than our devices. (4:08:51 AM) Hauskaz: I scanned the ground for more arrows and found none. (4:08:59 AM) Hauskaz: Save shrugged, (4:09:24 AM) Hauskaz: "So the arrows used to to lure people to popcorn or what?" (4:09:35 AM) Hauskaz: "Looks like," Jeff said. (4:09:47 AM) Hauskaz: We walked around the building until we came to a door in the back. (4:09:56 AM) Hauskaz: It was secured by an old combination padlock. (4:10:44 AM) Hauskaz: My black light hung from a tie on my wrist. I thought I had shut it off now that our mystery was solved, but out of the corner of my eye I caught a glimpse of glowing paint. I aimed my light at it. (4:11:11 AM) Hauskaz: "Whoa!" said Dave. Maybe we all said it - we were thinking it. (4:11:36 AM) Hauskaz: There on the door, in sharp, new glowing paint was scrawled "1-3-5-6". (4:12:08 AM) Hauskaz: Holding the black light close, we quickly rotated the wheels on the lock. Jeff pulled it open with a satisfying click. (4:12:20 AM) Hauskaz: Pulling the padlock aside, we pushed on the old door. (4:12:28 AM) Hauskaz: It creaked ominously (4:12:37 AM) Hauskaz: and got stuck when it was about a third of the way open. (4:13:10 AM) Hauskaz: Jeff kicked his foot around the inside and moved an obstruction with a thud. The door opened halfway now, and Jeff peaked inside. (4:13:20 AM) Hauskaz: "I can't see anything," he said. (4:13:44 AM) Hauskaz: I peeked inside the door, shining my black light. (4:14:09 AM) Hauskaz: It was useless. I got pissed off for not bringing a real flashlight. A black light and an iPod were not enough to explore in there. (4:14:27 AM) Hauskaz: "It's useless," I said, as I pulled back from the door. (4:15:05 AM) Hauskaz: Dave took his turn peering in. Just as I was about to suggest we head back to return another day, I heard a click, and a dim light appeared within the building. (4:15:31 AM) Hauskaz: "Holy shit," said Dave, "I flipped the light switch, but I never thought the fucking thing would work." (4:16:16 AM) Hauskaz: Jeff said, "yeah, this place looks like it's been out of use for like 30 years or something. Look at the parking lot! there' fucking trees in it!" (4:16:38 AM) Hauskaz: "Someone's still paying the bills," I said, and pushed on Dave to get him headed into the building. (4:17:24 AM) Hauskaz: We walked in, and saw a surprisingly clean concession stand interior. There was a thin coating of that strange sort of dust that accumulates in the absence of people (4:17:41 AM) Hauskaz: the sort of dust you would expect to find in an ancient tomb. (4:18:18 AM) Hauskaz: The shelves were empty, and a cabinet stood on the far side of the room, doors closed. Dave walked to it and opened it cautiously. (4:18:38 AM) Hauskaz: "Holy goat fucker" (4:18:56 AM) Hauskaz: His swearing always reminded me of Michael. (4:19:10 AM) Hauskaz: I looked past him to see what had impressed him. (4:19:20 AM) Hauskaz: "Jesus Christ" (4:19:39 AM) Hauskaz: We were looking at shelves and shelves packed with candy boxes. (4:19:46 AM) Hauskaz: But not just any candy boxes (4:19:54 AM) Hauskaz: really old stuff. (4:20:24 AM) Hauskaz: There were Cracker Jacks and Hershey's but the rest of them were ancient brands I had never heard of. (4:20:56 AM) Hauskaz: I dropped my black light on the floor and grabbed excitedly for a giant box of Necco-Waffers. (4:21:03 AM) Hauskaz: "This has to be worth something" (4:21:20 AM) Hauskaz: Before I could examine further, Jeff said, "dudes, check this out!" (4:21:27 AM) Hauskaz: He was standing over a hatch in the floor. (4:21:36 AM) Hauskaz: He'd pulled it up and was peering into the dark. (4:21:43 AM) Hauskaz: "Maybe there's another light down there?" (4:22:14 AM) Hauskaz: He bounded down a set of steps into the cellar. Dave and I followed close behind, trying to find a switch along the way. (4:22:46 AM) Hauskaz: If I hadn't been in such a hurry to keep up with Jeff, I might have noticed that the black light I had dropped was illuminating some more glowing paint. (4:23:20 AM) Hauskaz: And if I had noticed that, I might also have notice that the paint made an arrow that was pointing directly towards the basement hatch. (4:23:43 AM) Hauskaz: And if I had noticed that, I might have felt more reluctant. (4:23:52 AM) Hauskaz: But I did not notice these things. (4:24:37 AM) Hauskaz: If I hadn't been in such a hurry to keep up with Jeff, I might I was halfway to the bottom of the stairs when I heard a click. (4:24:59 AM) Hauskaz: My eyes were immediately drawn to a glow in the corner of the basement. (4:25:16 AM) Hauskaz: Jeff said, "found it." (4:25:44 AM) Hauskaz: We walked toward the light, bumping into empty shelves and some strange debris along the way. (4:25:56 AM) Hauskaz: Canvas bags, like sacks of potatoes. (4:26:04 AM) Hauskaz: They were covered in dust. (4:26:36 AM) Hauskaz: I was more concerned with the shelf under the light. It held what I recognized as old film canisters. (4:26:44 AM) Hauskaz: Truly these were treasure. (4:27:02 AM) Hauskaz: We hurried over, reading the titles. Lots of things with monsters (4:27:08 AM) Hauskaz: "Dracula Returns" (4:27:14 AM) Hauskaz: "Night of the Wolf People" (4:27:20 AM) Hauskaz: Awesome. (4:27:51 AM) Hauskaz: I had never actually seen any of these, but they were undeniably collector's items now. (4:28:04 AM) Hauskaz: We all jumped when we heard it. (4:28:19 AM) Hauskaz: There was a whirring sound (4:28:29 AM) Hauskaz: very loud, coming from near the stairs. (4:29:09 AM) Hauskaz: It sounded somehow familiar, like one of those sink garberators or some sort of power tool. (4:29:23 AM) Hauskaz: We saw the shadows changing from the light in the hatchway. (4:30:19 AM) Hauskaz: We nearly knocked over the shelf with the film cannisters. I had involuntarily thrown my hands over my ears. Dave and Jeff had comical frightened expressions on their faces. I probably looked the same. (4:30:47 AM) Hauskaz: At last the sound stopped. We stood still for a moment, our hearts beating hard in our chests. (4:31:19 AM) Hauskaz: Then, as if awakening from a trance, we all ran over to the hatch to investigate. (4:31:29 AM) Hauskaz: My mind could not comprehend what it saw. (4:31:44 AM) Hauskaz: Was the ceiling upstairs covered in black stripes? (4:31:53 AM) Hauskaz: Oh god... (4:32:02 AM) Hauskaz: My eyes finally understood. (4:32:17 AM) Hauskaz: The hatch we had just come down moments ago was now blocked by iron bars. (4:33:03 AM) Hauskaz: Jeff bolted up the stairs as far as he could, grasping the iron bars in his hands and pushing against them violently, but his shaking and jarring only served to rattle the creaky wooden staircase. (4:33:28 AM) Hauskaz: Dave stood there, pale and dumb, staring at the bars, his mind trying to comprehend this impossible situation. (4:34:06 AM) Hauskaz: I walked to the back of the stairs and saw the motorized contraption attached to iron bars. It was so dark though, that I could barely make it out. (4:34:45 AM) Hauskaz: I reached for my black light, realizing that I had left it upstairs. I pulled out my iPod instead. (4:35:11 AM) Hauskaz: Jeff came up to me with his cell phone and looked at the contraption. (4:36:11 AM) Hauskaz: We held our devices up and in the dim LED light we saw a giant metal box that had been cleverly mounted to the basement ceiling. If there were a way to access this device, we could not see it. (4:36:51 AM) Hauskaz: Dave gasped suddenly, and ran to one of the potato sacks I'd seen on the floor. He dragged it into the light, and worked to untie it. (4:37:15 AM) Hauskaz: When he was done, I saw him look into the bag and make a sound I'd never heard before (4:37:25 AM) Hauskaz: something between a scream and a moan. (4:37:33 AM) Hauskaz: He started hyperventilating. (4:37:55 AM) Hauskaz: Jeff and I ran over to him. Jeff said some comforting words to Dave while I looked into the bag. (4:38:20 AM) Hauskaz: At first I couldn't tell what I was looking at. For some reason I thought it was tree roots or some sort of stew vegetables. (4:38:23 AM) Hauskaz: Then I saw the hair. (4:38:37 AM) Hauskaz: I vomited violently, away from the others. (4:39:11 AM) Hauskaz: I tried to speak, but vomited again. Throat raw, I said to Jeff, "your phone! Call the police call them now!" (4:40:05 AM) Hauskaz: I put my hand on Dave's shoulder. Dave who was slowly rocking back and forth like a baby. He was trying to slow down his breathing, but it was coming quickly in gasping rasps. (4:40:40 AM) Hauskaz: I heard Jeff get through to someone on the phone. He explained where the restaurant was, and how we had walked several blocks to a parking lot with a fence around it. (4:40:57 AM) Hauskaz: He explained the concession stand, and the basement and the locking iron bars. (4:41:12 AM) Hauskaz: They wanted him to stay on the line, I asked him for the phone. (4:41:44 AM) Hauskaz: "Look," I said, "there are dead bodies in bags down here," I looked around. "Dozens of them." (4:42:18 AM) Hauskaz: It was a woman on the other end. She said, "just stay calm. I want you to just stay online with me, and give me your names." (4:42:53 AM) Hauskaz: We told her who we were, and answered her checklist of questions. I knew we should conserve the phone batteries, but she was our lifeline out of this crazy situation. (4:43:24 AM) Hauskaz: After we'd answered all her questions, she said, "you know, making prank calls to emergency rescue services is a very serious crime." (4:43:46 AM) Hauskaz: My blood turned cold. She thought we were joking. My throat tightened. (4:44:49 AM) Hauskaz: As calmly as I could, I croaked, "ma'am I swear to god I've never been more serious in my life. Please send someone down here. If we're lying you can arrest us, just SEND SOMEONE." (4:45:09 AM) Hauskaz: "Young man," she said, "don't you have better things to do on a school night?" (4:45:21 AM) Hauskaz: I heard a click, then nothing. (4:45:28 AM) Hauskaz: I hung up the phone. (4:45:37 AM) Hauskaz: "She... didn't believe us." (4:46:37 AM) Hauskaz: Out of desperation, I dialed home. I had no idea how anyone back in Brampton would be able to help us, but I was running out of options. (4:46:47 AM) Hauskaz: My mother picked up. (4:47:36 AM) Hauskaz: I told my mom what happened and my mom got scared (4:47:51 AM) Hauskaz: and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." (4:47:59 AM) Hauskaz: I whistled for a cab and when it came near (4:48:13 AM) Hauskaz: the licence plate said FRESH and had a dice in the mirror. (4:48:21 AM) Hauskaz: If anything I could say that this cab was rare (4:48:38 AM) Hauskaz: but I thought now forget it, yo home, to Bel-Air! (4:48:46 AM) Hauskaz: I pulled up to a house about seven or eight (4:49:02 AM) Hauskaz: and I yelled to the cabby "yo home, smell you later" (4:49:10 AM) Hauskaz: looked up at my kingdom I was finally there (4:49:23 AM) Hauskaz: to settle on my throne as the price of Bel-Air. (4:49:27 AM) Patrick: nice seriousness (4:49:48 AM) Patrick: that took you a little over an hour (4:49:56 AM) Hauskaz: It was so fucking worth it. (4:50:13 AM) Patrick: XF (4:50:27 AM) Hauskaz: My god that was almost 10,000 characters. (4:50:34 AM) Patrick: lmfao (4:50:43 AM) Patrick: you actually stalled me from going to bed (4:50:44 AM) Patrick: nice (4:50:50 AM) Hauskaz: lmfao (4:50:52 AM) Hauskaz: Time'd
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Post by hellomeow on Jan 10, 2010 15:19:17 GMT -5
Holy fuck.
I started banging my fist on the table laughing hysterically. Elliott must think I'm retarded.
This must go down as one of the greatest XF posts of all time, along with the ranks of the Removal of Wisdom and god knows what else.
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But I need tacos... I need them or I'll explode!... That happens sometimes...
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Post by Gab on Jan 10, 2010 17:46:23 GMT -5
Holy fuck indeed.
That is fucking awesome. lol "I say we hop this baby."
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Jan 10, 2010 23:01:40 GMT -5
Keshav: "dude, this could've been a fucking movie or something, and he had to go and pwn us. bizatch."
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Post by Duvet on Jan 11, 2010 0:40:04 GMT -5
mine is plagiarized and isn't as funny
(7:21:43 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: So I hit a girl last night. (7:22:03 PM) Robin: hit as in "punch" or as in "sex" (7:22:10 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: punch (7:22:51 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: Now I never hit a girl but she started talking about my father. She said that my father was a drug addict and could never keep a relationship and I was going to be just like him. (7:23:04 PM) Robin: wow (7:23:14 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: My dad isn't perfect but he loved me and my mother and she just kept going on and on until I just lost it. (7:23:17 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: It just happened. (7:23:57 PM) Robin: what the hell (7:24:00 PM) Robin: stupid bitch (7:24:06 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: My fist reared back and I smashed her right in the nose. I expected to be like in the movies where her nose would just trickle blood, but no. It exploded with blood coming out of the nostrils and she banged her head into the wall. (7:24:26 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: She and I just sat there stunned for a few seconds and then she just freaked out and locked herself in the bathroom. (7:24:42 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: She eventually took off but I haven't heard from the cops yet so I should be ok. (7:24:50 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: I never hit a girl before so I kind of freaked. (7:25:02 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: I told my mom what happened and my mom got scared. (7:26:41 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air (7:27:06 PM) Robin: rofl bel-aired (7:27:14 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: lmfao (7:27:15 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: gg (7:27:22 PM) Robin: but was it true what you said before that? (7:27:29 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: nope (7:27:33 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: nice seriousness (7:27:37 PM) Robin: rofl (7:27:43 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: I got you good (7:28:03 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: Surprised you believed it (7:28:05 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: lmao (7:28:10 PM) Robin: well why not D; (7:28:28 PM) Robin: damn you! :@ (7:28:31 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: owned (7:28:41 PM) Robin: bel-aired is old! >: ( (7:28:48 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: but you weren't expecting it (7:28:51 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: owned (7:30:29 PM) Robin: nope (7:30:32 PM) Robin: fuck you :3
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Post by Cheesemaster IV on Jan 11, 2010 1:40:34 GMT -5
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Post by Hauskaz on Jan 11, 2010 7:24:02 GMT -5
I took it from Reddit though, which looks to be the original.
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Post by matt4862 on Jan 16, 2010 12:14:11 GMT -5
Matt says: Hey Daryl do you like prawns? Daryl says: Yes. Matt says: Hey Daryl Do you like prawns? Daryl says: No. Matt says: Hey Daryl Do you like prawns? Daryl says: Eh. Matt says: Hey Daryl Do you love prawns? Daryl says: FOOKIN' PRAWNS
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Post by Cheesemaster IV on Jan 17, 2010 23:37:36 GMT -5
Annie says: Michael Some Guy says: yes Annie says: what are you going to school for? Some Guy says: so I can learn
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Post by hellomeow on Jan 18, 2010 1:59:05 GMT -5
Annie says: Michael Some Guy says: yes Annie says: what are you going to school for? Some Guy says: so I can learn Best possible response
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Post by Hauskaz on Jan 18, 2010 2:05:04 GMT -5
Agreed.
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Post by matt4862 on Jan 18, 2010 8:02:56 GMT -5
daryl: By the way Thanks a lot for that Daryl Bong video yesterday matt: daryl: The first word they said, really loud, with my volume up "NIGGER" matt: welmfao lmfao daryl: To make it worse Dana was in the other room next to mine With her boyfriend
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