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Post by hellomeow on Jan 2, 2010 23:53:26 GMT -5
From IRC:
<Michael_Mohamed> what's the difference between a girl's mouth and a girl's vagina? <luckybunny> nothing, if you punch a mute girl in the mouth hard enough <luckybunny> wow... I really just said that * luckybunny apologises
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Post by Hauskaz on Jan 3, 2010 0:21:14 GMT -5
My god.
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Gab
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But I need tacos... I need them or I'll explode!... That happens sometimes...
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Post by Gab on Jan 3, 2010 0:34:37 GMT -5
Wow, lmao.
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Jan 3, 2010 2:04:11 GMT -5
Hauskaz says: If a pill could actually double your penis, how many pills would it take to reach the edge of the solar system? Kulmania says: I dont know how big is the solar system - the distance of the diameter of the earth, to the center of the sun Hauskaz says: Man, imagine people climbing your penis to the sun Kulmania says: ... would that be pleasurable? rofl what if i came? it would be like a volcano where everyone becomes pregnant ... even guys
Kulmania says: dude strike is such an awesome word BACK OFF OR I'LL STRIKE YOU. Keshav Bharti says: LOL did this come from my PM? Kulmania says: rofl naw sort of but not really Keshav Bharti says: fail. yeah but strike is a wicked word. Kulmania says: I'm sorry. I failed you. I've failed everyone. I've failed the whole world. My name is Kanye West. imma let you finish but I gotta go be a gay fissh aww yeahh Keshav Bharti says: lol. you really hate kanye, don't you Kulmania says: not really lmfao
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Post by elbow unit on Jan 3, 2010 11:51:55 GMT -5
rofl science fag reporting in
the solar system is 100 AU, which is 100x the distance between the sun and the earth. therefore about 9300 000 000 000 miles..that is 589248000000000 inches, you woul need a SHIT load of doubling pills to reach such a penis length
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Post by hellomeow on Jan 3, 2010 13:01:02 GMT -5
Assuming Kuldeep's penis being 9 inches...
5.89248*10^14 = 9*2^x x = log_2(6.5472*10^13) x = 45.895943283731589777292100455253675473795550792191855309128...
Therefore Kuldeep must take a mere 46 doubling pills to reach the edge of the solar system. About a matter of a month and a half assuming he takes one a day.
The closest black hole to earth is V4641, 1600 light years away. This is 5.95938797*10^20 inches.
5.95938797*10^20 = 9*2^x x = 65.843801069612332556264588179851257034448443880395863121817...
Within a matter of two months, Kuldeep could fuck the shit out of a black hole provided he didn't get intergalactic crabs from the force of several planets and molten hot fiery giants of gas and magma colliding rapidly onto the surface of his penis. Perhaps he should use the Earth's atmosphere as a condom of sorts?
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Post by hellomeow on Jan 3, 2010 13:13:10 GMT -5
Oh man... but if Kuldeep was fucking V4641 it would become.... THE GREAT INTERGALACTIC PENIS PUMP
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Post by Daryl on Jan 3, 2010 13:14:19 GMT -5
Given that Tyler asked how far it would take to reach the edge of the solar system, that the Kuiper belt is my preferred edge, and that it is 55 AU from the sun, he would need to attain a length of 54 AU, given that the Earth is 1 AU from the sun on average, which comes out to approximately 46 pills, assuming each one doubles the size before it.
Edit: Fuck.
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Jan 3, 2010 14:14:58 GMT -5
ROFL MICHAEL
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like.. I read that shit and I had trouble playing Machinarium after. Christ. I'd need to take pills for two months and I'd be able to fuck a black hole. What about that guy we made up in Grade 11 engineering rofl
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Post by Hauskaz on Jan 3, 2010 23:42:58 GMT -5
This thread just got fucking amazing once again.
I wish I was in that engineering class :<
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Post by Hauskaz on Jan 6, 2010 17:48:09 GMT -5
(5:45:53 PM) Kalvin: ITS THE PARTYVAN (5:46:01 PM) Hauskaz: OH SHIT (5:46:14 PM) Kalvin: DESTROY THE HDDS (5:46:30 PM) Hauskaz: THROW EVERYTHING IN THE MICROWAVE (5:46:46 PM) Kalvin: KILL IT WITH FIRE! (5:46:58 PM) Hauskaz: FUCK FUCK FUCK THEY'RE COMING IN (5:47:15 PM) Kalvin: FUCK IT! JUMP OUT THE WINDOW! (5:47:25 PM) Kalvin: OH SHIT WAIT WE'RE 10 STORIES HIGH (5:47:37 PM) Hauskaz: Oh wait, it's just those flowers I ordered. (5:47:47 PM) Kalvin: o (5:47:48 PM) Kalvin: fuk (5:47:51 PM) Hauskaz: Fuck, all my porn. (5:47:52 PM) Kalvin: lulz
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Post by Cheesemaster IV on Jan 6, 2010 18:12:09 GMT -5
lol Kalvin
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Post by Duvet on Jan 7, 2010 23:11:47 GMT -5
[23:19:03] <Wineandbread> the people who made my agenda book have a pretty sad sense of humor [23:19:21] <Rogdor> wat [23:19:22] <Wineandbread> "The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference" [23:19:30] <Rogdor> -_- [23:19:32] <LFH> hahaha [23:19:40] <Wineandbread> "Am I indecisive? Well, yes and no."
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Post by Daryl on Jan 8, 2010 11:15:11 GMT -5
[23:19:22] <Wineandbread> "The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference" I hear he got that way by eating too much Pi!
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Post by Hauskaz on Jan 8, 2010 13:25:36 GMT -5
I laughed at that more than I should have.
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