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Post by Cheesemaster IV on Dec 27, 2009 16:10:09 GMT -5
Hmm? Is "you're" a plural? No, it isn't. I don't see what you're trying to point out.
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Post by aClubSandwich from windsor on Dec 27, 2009 16:19:39 GMT -5
Rage
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Post by hellomeow on Dec 28, 2009 11:34:38 GMT -5
RAGETURBATE
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Dec 28, 2009 12:19:43 GMT -5
RAGETURBANATE
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Post by hellomeow on Dec 28, 2009 20:32:27 GMT -5
RAGETURBANATOR[/color][/b]
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Annie
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ULTIMATE HAM BEAST
FOREVER BETTER THAN MICHAEL KALSI.
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Post by Annie on Dec 29, 2009 1:06:34 GMT -5
(10:43 PM) Annidrea: That's Ok. Wait, I'll try to cyber with Daryl. (10:43 PM) Some Guy: lfmao how lmfao, even (10:43 PM) Annidrea: Hey Daryl. (10:43 PM) Daryl: Yeah? (10:43 PM) Annidrea: How are you? (10:43 PM) Daryl: I'm good (10:43 PM) Annidrea: That's good to hear... (10:43 PM) Daryl: How about you? (10:44 PM) Annidrea: I'm good, just a little... hot and bothered. You do strange things to me... (10:44 PM) Daryl: Like what? (10:44 PM) Annidrea: You make my vagina wet. Especially when you talk about math. (10:44 PM) Daryl: I'm sorry. (10:44 PM) Annidrea: Why? You should be happy. (10:44 PM) Daryl: Do you want that to happen? (10:45 PM) Annidrea: I want US to happen, if you know what I mean. (10:46 PM) Daryl: You wish to pursue a sexual relationship with me? (10:46 PM) Annidrea: I would greatly enjoy that, yes. (10:46 PM) Daryl: I'm afraid that is a rather unlikely outcome of our relationship. (10:46 PM) Annidrea: Why?! (10:46 PM) Daryl: I've no general desire for it to occur. :-\ (10:47 PM) Annidrea: You're not sexually attracted to me? You don't want to ride my ass like I'm a donkey? (10:47 PM) Daryl: I have no desire to ride you in any form. (10:47 PM) Annidrea: Not even with a saddle on my back and a carrot in my ass? (10:48 PM) Daryl: Not even like that. (10:48 PM) Annidrea: >: Would you rather have sex with Tyler? Or Michael? (10:49 PM) Daryl: I would not want to have sex with either of them. I am not currently interested in a sexual relationship of any kind. (10:50 PM) Annidrea: >: Not even with your hand? (10:50 PM) Daryl: Not even with my hand. (10:51 PM) Annidrea: ._. Ok. I hope this doesn't affect our relationship. (10:51 PM) Daryl: It won't.
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Post by Hauskaz on Dec 29, 2009 13:01:28 GMT -5
Handrea's not his type.
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Annie
Occasional Poster
ULTIMATE HAM BEAST
FOREVER BETTER THAN MICHAEL KALSI.
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Post by Annie on Dec 29, 2009 14:17:25 GMT -5
Hamdrea would've been a lot better. You are a disappointment. Go cut yourself.
EDIT: ASSUMING you were trying to make a sort of fat joke thing. Not sure what else you would be trying to accomplish, though.
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Post by hellomeow on Dec 29, 2009 14:32:46 GMT -5
HANDrea
the better name is still Palmella Handerson.
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Post by Hauskaz on Dec 29, 2009 16:06:49 GMT -5
My god you are stupid, lmfao.
Palmella Handerson's the best, yeah, but Handrea works better in this context.
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Post by Hauskaz on Dec 31, 2009 1:18:36 GMT -5
(11:59:36 PM) Hauskaz: We made love like two fat gay men on Boxing Day. (11:59:52 PM) Patrick: ook (12:00:02 AM) Hauskaz: We made love like two blind people in a minefield. (12:00:08 AM) Patrick: ook (12:00:18 AM) Hauskaz: We made love as if we were dying. (12:00:23 AM) Patrick: ook (12:00:32 AM) Hauskaz: We made love and lost our bodies. (12:00:47 AM) Patrick: ook (12:01:02 AM) Hauskaz: We made love like bears in the hunting season. (12:01:06 AM) Patrick: ook (12:01:16 AM) Hauskaz: We made love like ducks in the mating seaon (12:01:20 AM) Hauskaz: appearing in the strangest places (12:01:24 AM) Hauskaz: nowhere near the water. (12:01:28 AM) Patrick: ook (12:01:37 AM) Hauskaz: We made love like tramps in cardboard city. (12:01:46 AM) Patrick: ook (12:02:02 AM) Hauskaz: We kissed like three-year-olds in kindergarten. (12:02:24 AM) Patrick: get arrested (12:02:38 AM) Hauskaz: We fucked like neo-Nazis on speed. (12:02:44 AM) Patrick: lunatic gays (12:02:55 AM) Hauskaz: We touched like teenagers in a hospice. (12:03:03 AM) Patrick: o (12:03:22 AM) Hauskaz: We clung to each other like two bomb disposal officers who just cut the blue instead of red. (12:03:37 AM) Patrick: o (12:04:10 AM) Hauskaz: We made love like our parents were away for the evening. (12:04:27 AM) Patrick: o (12:05:16 AM) Hauskaz: We desecrated an unknown grave at dusk with our lust. (12:05:39 AM) Patrick: o (12:05:52 AM) Hauskaz: At the back of the church, the altar didn't falter. (12:05:57 AM) Patrick: o (12:06:14 AM) Hauskaz: We made love and locked together like dogs' hind legs (12:06:16 AM) Hauskaz: entwined. (12:06:25 AM) Patrick: where are you getting these (12:06:39 AM) Hauskaz: We made love like midgets in the circus ring. (12:06:47 AM) Hauskaz: The fat lady and the fat man never knew. (12:07:03 AM) Patrick: gross (12:07:24 AM) Hauskaz: We made love like snapped electrical cables getting ever nearer to the water. (12:07:44 AM) Patrick: o (12:08:06 AM) Hauskaz: We made love like two swimmers in a storm in the pool above which these cables had just snapped. (12:08:49 AM) Patrick: 0 (12:08:58 AM) Hauskaz: We made love. (12:09:00 AM) Hauskaz: Nothing special. (12:09:20 AM) Patrick: nigger
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Dec 31, 2009 10:57:38 GMT -5
ROFL
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Post by hellomeow on Dec 31, 2009 11:22:45 GMT -5
lmfao... I can't discern whether or not this implies Tyler lost his virginity or not
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Post by Hauskaz on Jan 1, 2010 3:39:50 GMT -5
(3:38:18 AM) Matt: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF2l_rWdvDs(3:38:18 AM) Matt: WHAT (3:38:28 AM) Hauskaz: What (3:38:29 AM) Hauskaz: lmfao (3:38:30 AM) Matt: SHE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE SNOG (3:38:36 AM) Matt: ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FAST AND ANGRY (3:38:39 AM) Matt: not slow and sexy (3:38:45 AM) Matt: this isn't even sexy (3:38:46 AM) Matt: just bad (3:38:51 AM) Hauskaz: yeah lmfao (3:39:02 AM) Hauskaz: Of course she can't get no satisfaction (3:39:06 AM) Matt: lmfao (3:39:09 AM) Hauskaz: her vag is like a highway tunnel (3:39:11 AM) Matt: lmfao (3:39:13 AM) Matt: lmfaolmlasdfo (3:39:18 AM) Matt: ^5 (3:39:28 AM) Matt: That deserves one (3:39:29 AM) Matt: lmfao (3:39:34 AM) Hauskaz: ^5 (3:39:43 AM) Hauskaz: I hate ^5 so much (3:39:44 AM) Hauskaz: but yeah (3:39:45 AM) Hauskaz: rofl
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Post by matt4862 on Jan 1, 2010 16:10:39 GMT -5
Terrible cover.
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