Post by Kirkwood Chocolate on Oct 14, 2023 4:46:29 GMT -5
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME: www.youtube.com/watch?v=diW6jXhLE0E
You know that song where The Weeknd sings "Woke up, thanked the Lord for the day"? You know why he thanked the Lord for the day? Cause he's not married. This guy looked at his left hand, saw no ring on it and started singing "I'm good, I'm good, I'm great"
My girlfriend told me "Michael I love you so much, I wanna get married and have kids." I told her I wanted to be the next Prime Minister of Canada, but we don't always get what we want in this world. She told me "Michael I want you to buy me a ring." I told her I wanted to be 6'8" like Lebron James, ballin in the NBA, holding up the Larry O'Brien Trophy, bringing home a ring for my city. But we don't always get that ring we want in life do we?
Every Sunday morning, while I'm making breakfast, drinking coffee and trying to wake up, my girl looks at me dead serious and says some shit like "I want to have sex 5 times today." And I want to be the next contestant on The Price is Right.
You know that song where The Weeknd sings "Woke up, thanked the Lord for the day"? You know why he thanked the Lord for the day? Cause he's not married. This guy looked at his left hand, saw no ring on it and started singing "I'm good, I'm good, I'm great"
My girlfriend told me "Michael I love you so much, I wanna get married and have kids." I told her I wanted to be the next Prime Minister of Canada, but we don't always get what we want in this world. She told me "Michael I want you to buy me a ring." I told her I wanted to be 6'8" like Lebron James, ballin in the NBA, holding up the Larry O'Brien Trophy, bringing home a ring for my city. But we don't always get that ring we want in life do we?
Every Sunday morning, while I'm making breakfast, drinking coffee and trying to wake up, my girl looks at me dead serious and says some shit like "I want to have sex 5 times today." And I want to be the next contestant on The Price is Right.
