(04:15:00 AM) Daryl: I will offer things which have been said about me in the past to give you general ideas.
(04:15:05 AM) Daryl: 1)I talk too much
(04:15:07 AM) Daryl: 2)I'm annoying
(04:15:10 AM) Daryl: 3)I'm egotistic/arrogant
(04:15:24 AM) Daryl: 4)I'm too optimistic
(04:15:38 AM) Daryl: 5)I'm too pessimistic
(04:16:13 AM) Daryl: 6)I only seem talk to you when I need something
(04:16:38 AM) Daryl: 7)I take jokes too far
(04:16:54 AM) Daryl: 8)I absorb
(04:17:17 AM) Daryl: 9)im too stuck ^ when it comes 2 grammar
(04:17:59 AM) Daryl: 10)I talk like some sort of aristocrat
(04:18:24 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: I think you talk a lot, not too much. I don't think you are annoying. You might be a little arrogant, but I like that in a person, plus you have seemingly done well enough with yourself to justify it. I would say you are more optimistic than pessimistic; and this is nice. You seem to talk to me absolutely whenever one of us wants to; I don't ever feel like you want something out of me except conversation. You do sometimes expand on jokes too far, but this is part of your charm. You don't absorb, you are part awesome. Practising correct grammar is an excellent way to encourage the proper use of language among the people you speak to. You don't remind me of an aristocrat, if anything you remind me of a nerdy teenager.
(04:18:37 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: Those would be my thoughts on all of those things, anything else?
(04:19:29 AM) Daryl: Hmmm...
(04:19:43 AM) Daryl: I break my posts up too much
(04:19:54 AM) Daryl: Often even having my messages broken up
(04:19:56 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: That's alright, this is IMing.
(04:19:56 AM) Daryl: Into atleast 4 different replies
(04:20:19 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: If this was a forum, it would be kind of unacceptable, in IMing provided that it is understandable, it is ok.
(04:20:36 AM) Daryl: That one was actually my own critisizm
(04:20:38 AM) Daryl: I hate it when I do that
(04:20:40 AM) Daryl: Like now
(04:20:46 AM) Daryl: I could have put these last 4 messages into one reply!
(04:21:30 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: criticism
(04:21:35 AM) Daryl: Or the two replies prior to those last two, rather, since the last two wouldn't be needed if they were a single message.
(04:21:47 AM) Daryl: Yeah
(04:21:47 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: That was an amazing mutilation of the word, however.
(04:21:51 AM) Daryl: 11)Spelling
(04:21:54 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: rofl
(04:22:03 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: Darl
(04:22:06 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: *Daryl
(04:22:11 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: I want to become a dancer.
(04:22:14 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: But I have one problem.
(04:22:19 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: I'm shit at dancing
(04:22:22 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: What do I do?
(04:22:31 AM) Daryl: Practice!
(04:22:39 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: Hmm... alright.
(04:23:21 AM) Daryl: So we've had 12 reasons why I am unpleasant thus far
(04:23:21 AM) Daryl: Any others?
(04:23:29 AM) Daryl: 13)Boring
(04:23:41 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: 14) Never masturbated.
(04:23:42 AM) Daryl: 14)Overbearing
(04:23:51 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: *15)
(04:23:57 AM) Daryl: That is speculation
(04:24:07 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: Do you know if you have ever masturbated?
(04:24:47 AM) Daryl: I'm not sure how to reply to that
(04:24:54 AM) Daryl: I wanted to make some sarcastic reply
(04:24:56 AM) Daryl: But couldn't make it work
(04:25:00 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: You could tell me if you know if you have ever masturbated.
(04:25:15 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: It's a yes or no question, I'm not asking much.
(04:25:28 AM) Daryl: But that's my question;
(04:25:36 AM) Daryl: In what sort of situation would I not know if I had or had not?
(04:26:30 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: Generally if you've been playing with your genitals repeatedly while sexually aroused, you've been masturbating. If you've never done this, you've never masturbated.
(04:26:46 AM) Daryl: That did not answer my question, though
(04:26:52 AM) Daryl: How would I not know if I had masturbated or not?
(04:26:58 AM) Daryl: Amnesia?
(04:27:02 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: You might have been on heavy drugs.
(04:27:13 AM) Daryl: I don't even take drugs when I'm sick
(04:27:17 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: You might be unconscious and forced to masturbate with someone else you manipulated you.
(04:27:26 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: You might have masturbated in your sleep.
(04:27:29 AM) Daryl: who*
(04:27:42 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: Thank you.
(04:27:50 AM) Daryl: You are quite welcome.
(04:27:55 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: Hmm...
(04:28:13 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: You might have also been taken over by another personality.
(04:28:31 AM) Daryl: Always a distinct possibility
(04:28:35 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: That would kind of fall under the amnesia category though.
(04:28:57 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: Does that answer you're question?
(04:29:15 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: *your
(04:29:21 AM) Daryl: I suppose it would, although that changes the question technically
(04:29:29 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: How so?
(04:30:24 AM) Daryl: If I were to answer "No", that would mean that I have not consciously masterbated, but may have under some exceedingly unlikely circumstance where I would forget so; If I answered "yes", that would mean that I specifically remember, and that I have, indeed, masterbated. So, the actual question is "Have you masturbated? "
(04:30:47 AM) Daryl: I like how I spelled it two different ways in different parts of that message.
(04:30:56 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: Yeah, that made me giggle.
(04:31:01 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: Also, the question stands.
(04:31:19 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: I can understand if you can't remember masturbating, I'm just asking you if you remember ever masturbating.
(04:31:40 AM) Daryl: Let me put it in the words of the ex-US Surgeon General.
(04:31:46 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: Because there is a chance you will answer incorrectly if I just ask "Have you ever masturbated?"
(04:31:56 AM) Daryl: "90% of boys and 80% of girls have admit to masturbating. The rest are just lying. "
(04:32:07 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: rofl
(04:32:13 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: Thank you.
(04:32:21 AM) Daryl: I liked that Surgeon General
(04:32:33 AM) Daryl: I think she was fired for that, though.
(04:32:46 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆: Holy shit it was a woman?
(04:32:54 AM) Daryl: Yes
(04:33:21 AM) Daryl: She appeared on "Penn & Teller's Bullshit" on an episode about Masturbation
(04:33:38 AM) Daryl: She was an open advocate to the health benefits of it, but was fired for that or something else
(04:33:44 AM) ☆´=^ω^=`☆:
Mystery solved.
