Poll of the Moment CXLI

[Hauskaz]

[Daryl]

There wasn't a "None. " option, so I flipped a coin instead of not voting.

[Finn]

which side indicated which gender?

[Daryl]

Heads was male, Tails was female.

[Hauskaz]

Aug 27, 2008 21:56:59 GMT -5 Daryl said:

Heads was male,

lol I get it.

[solocityElectricCyan]

Tails was not a female.

[Daryl]

She was this time.

[Finn]

time'd

[Duvet]

Daughter.

[hellomeow]

I'm amazed that I am the only person who has voted so far who wants a son I've always wanted to have a son if only for the chance to raise them to be absolutely amazing:

Age	Accomplishments
1	Basic literacy in at least two languages (with the rate I'm going at, probably English and Japanese)
2	Increased literacy, understanding of addition and subtraction, knowledge of French
3	Solves his first Rubik's Cube. Tells me to fuck off for the first time in his life, I couldn't be more proud.
3	Does it blindfolded this time with a 4x4x4. Can factor numbers mentally and calculate calendar dates for fun.
4	Can ride a bike, also speaks all three languages fluently and can read novels in them. Has started calculating derivatives mentally out of boredom.
5	Begins programming in C, picks up some perl on the way. Begins martial arts training.
6	Assimilates control over his entire school board through hacking them using a laptop, a WiFi card, a few shell scripts and encryption keys. Manages to shutdown the entire school database and hold them under his custody. Is expelled. Completes the entire task in the playground with a laptop running Slackware Linux.
7	Begins winning martial arts tournaments. Begins reading the works of literature of Dostoevsky in French, Nietzsche in German, Franz Kafka in French, and the original Tale of Genji in Japanese. Skips grades 2-7.
8	Begins programming his own operating system in his spare time while operating a mainframe in my basement with enough servers to warm the house. I save money on heating, he makes thousands of dollars through search engine ad revenues. Google starts to feel the heat, Yahoo! is long dead.
9	Has his first girlfriend, several years his elder. Skips grades 9. Becomes the captain of the football team. His servers are now inside a small warehouse he has rented in out using the revenues.
10	Graduates High School, is the school valedictorian. Spends prom night attempting to make love to his girlfriend, and fails. Gains a movie deal as an actor in a martial arts film released in China. Spends a year filming there, learns enough Chinese to read Romance of the Three Kingdoms faster than I did, and in Traditional Mandarin.
11	Has completely established his independence through his search engine income and operating system sales. Recognized as one of the leading entrepreneurs in North America. Begins to invent his own programming language which greatly speeds up compile times as well as syntax management for his operating system, which is in the final stages of development after years of open-source tweaking. Writes his own scientific literature in Latin explaining the true nature of gravity
12	Currently resides in M.I.T. with a full scholarship to his name, as one of the finest students the institution has ever seen. Google soon crumbles under his might, begins selling African IT experts off to foreign nations in order to make up for financial losses. Fucks for the first time; goes on for 90 minutes straight until he cums. Gets into a fight with Steve Jobs over coding standards, kills him using only his thumb and a bottle of olives. Thousands of Mac users are liberated and convert to his OS.
13	Spends several hours in his study, and finally is able to solve the problem of increasing entropy and create a perpetual motion machine. World resources skyrocket, space travel possibilities are widely extended.

I don't think I could possibly wonder what the 14 year old Mohamed Jr. would do.

[Hauskaz]

There are some complicated reasons behind why I want a daughter. No, they are not sexual. I can't particularly explain them.

[solocityElectricCyan]

Daddy's girl?

[Hauskaz]

Aw yeah.