A human cell contains 75MB of genetic information. A human sperm cell 37.5MB. In a milliliter there are 100 million sperm cells. On average we men, release during a single ejaculation, 2.25ml in 5 seconds. Given these facts, the average bandwidth of the penis is:
(37.5MB * 100 million cells * 2.25 ml)/5 seconds = (37,500,000 * 100,000,000 * 2.25)/5 = 1,687,500,000,000,000 = 1,687.5 Terabytes a second
That's more bandwidth than our forum's server has a month.
**Warning: Don't plug your penis into your Ethernet port. **