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Post by Hauskaz on Dec 20, 2008 19:36:52 GMT -5
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Post by Duvet on Dec 20, 2008 22:09:38 GMT -5
 Pretty much everyone in my family including myself needs to do some last minute shopping. Also, we used to have a giant Christmas tree but apparently when I was 8 I broke the stand for it or something, rofl. |
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Post by Hauskaz on Dec 20, 2008 23:00:06 GMT -5
That tree looks like a toy. rofl
Ours is as old as me.
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Dec 20, 2008 23:44:12 GMT -5
Where is your spirit, Patrick?
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Post by Duvet on Dec 21, 2008 0:48:36 GMT -5
My tree lacks gifts.
I already bought most of my gifts. Just need to wrap them sometime.
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Dec 24, 2008 16:05:50 GMT -5
your trees mimic the size of your cocks
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Post by Duvet on Dec 24, 2008 20:17:04 GMT -5
Your Christmas tree must be 3 storeys tall then.
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Post by hellomeow on Dec 24, 2008 22:59:41 GMT -5
*storeys Also, this articles pisses me off to no end: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StoreyI was going to calculate 3 storeys in inches and then use the height of that Christmas tree to find Patrick's penis size. (Patrick's dick length)/(Patrick's tree height) = (Kuldeep's dick length)/(Kuldeep's tree height) Since I know Kuldeep's dick is 8.5 inches long (2.159*10^-1) , and his tree is 3 storeys ( WHAT THE FUCK IS A STOREY IN METRES?), you can isolate for Patrick's dick with: (Patrick's dick length) = (2.159*(10^-1)m)(Patrick's tree height)/(3 storeys) So basically I need the height of Patrick's tree, a better estimation of Kuldeep's tree height (NOT IN STOREYS) and then we can find out how small Patrick's dick is. Then we can measure the length of his dick and figure out the percentage of error in our calculations. |
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Post by hellomeow on Dec 24, 2008 23:21:16 GMT -5
2008 Dec 24 22:57:07 <ecstasia> a story is about 10 feet
2008 Dec 24 22:57:34 <ecstasia> so 30 feet... 3feet4inches per meter
30 feet in m = 9.14400 metres
(Patrick's dick length) = (2.159*(10^-1)m)(Patrick's tree height)/(9.144m) = 0.0236111111*(Patrick's tree height)
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Dec 24, 2008 23:23:31 GMT -5
rofl you're having fun aren't you
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Post by Duvet on Dec 25, 2008 1:21:45 GMT -5
I'll measure that Christmas tree today or something.
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Post by hellomeow on Dec 25, 2008 4:36:58 GMT -5
Who said anything about having fun? This is for the sake of science, goddammit.
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Post by Hauskaz on Dec 25, 2008 14:02:06 GMT -5
I believe the height of a storey depends upon the contractor. I do not think a set measurement exists. 10 feet sounds right though.
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Post by LisaLisaLavi on Dec 25, 2008 22:44:41 GMT -5
I just put my tree away. It's a two-foot-tall fiber optic one. =/ Too lazy to put up real tree. The cat would get stuck in it, anyway, seeing as how he's twenty pounds (but thinks he's ten).
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Post by Duvet on Dec 26, 2008 2:49:36 GMT -5
seeing as how he's twenty pounds (but thinks he's ten). Sounds like my cat. |
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