Mayzuka

[Hauskaz]

A file server in a cardboard box.



Custom encasing design.



Interior crocodile alligator.



There is unfortunately a lack of space for the PSU. I may look into a larger box or a proprietary PSU in the future.



While not connected to any HIDs or displays, VNC allows for easy administration locally...



... or afar.

GIMP's image scaling blows for some reason now. It used to work perfectly before.

[hellomeow]

There are four observations to be made here

- Virtually every single name you create can be written perfectly in katakana. Example: Mayzuka = メイズカ.
- You can only do something you say you will if it involves technology. You will never do anything else.
- You actually do stuff now that you don't spend all your time being a depressed faggot over Samantha.
- The last image doesn't work.

Please describe the specs.

[Duvet]

You always name your hardware with something starting with the letter M.

rofl as ghetto looking as it looks, that's pretty damn awesome.

[Hauskaz]

- That's pretty cool and strange.
- Pretty much. I absorb dick otherwise.
- I don't feel anymore productive than I did before. I'm essentially finding something else to kill my time with; this was in lieu of math.
- It does for me...

As for the specifications,

ASUS P4P800-MX motherboard
Intel Celeron (Willamette) @ 1.7 GHz (400 MHz FSB)
256 MB PC2100 DDR SDRAM
40 GB 7,200 RPM Western Digital Caviar (I have another one I will attach when I can find a jumper for it)
Intel Extreme Graphics 2
Some kind of integrated audio with no drivers
Bestec 250 W PSU
Cardboard box case

Hardly amazing, but pretty cool considering I just assembled a computer out of fucking cardboard and school components. It performs what I've tasked it with no issues.

Some future considerations:

- Attach the second drive
- Fit the PSU in there somehow
- Find an alternative to the noisy MDG fan

[Hauskaz]

Dumpster Dell
Kazakitavi
Felix
Harozi
Hauskazi Blackbox
Hauskazi Mayzuka
Heiki
Kazumi
Macy
Mazuki
Tamaki

I'm probably forgetting a few.

[hellomeow]

Dumpster Dell = ダンプスタデッル (Doesn't even remotely work, sounds like hardcore Engrish. Pronounced like "Danpusuta Derru")
Kazakitavi = カザキタビ (Works well)
Felix = フィリックス (Works not so well)
Harozi = ハロジ (Works well)
Hauskazi Blackbox = ホアズカジ ブッラックボックス (Hauskazi works well, Blackbox sounds Engrish)
Hauskazi Mayzuka = ホアズカジ メイズカ (Works well)
Heiki = 平気 or ヘイキ (This is a word that means 'peace' or 'calmness'. The second is just perfectly converted to katakana)
Kazumi = カズミ (Works perfectly)
Macy = メイシイ (Works not so well)
Mazuki = 不味気 or マズキ (The first would mean 'bad feeling' or something similar, the second would be a perfect conversion to katakana)
Tamaki = 環 or タマキ (Had to look up the example that came up, apparently it means a bracelet that is worn at the elbow made of stringed beads. The second is again just a perfect conversion to katakana)

[Hauskaz]

Danpusuta Derru, lmfao.

I forget what I used Heiki for.

[elbow unit]

Tyler I officially want you inside of me

[solocityElectricCyan]

heiki maybe for the nano

[Hauskaz]

The nano was Mazuki. I'll remember at some point.

[Hauskaz]

HEIKI WAS ONE OF MY FLASH DRIVES.

I keep losing those fucking things. :<

[Duvet]

I lost Dane-Elec

Oh well, as long as I have Matsuri (4GB Kingston) and Misuzu (512MB Cruzer). Dammit, even you have influenced me to name my hardware, rofl.

Oh, I could probably use my dead MP3 players as storage devices as well.

[hellomeow]

Matsuri = 祭 = Festival.
Misuzu = みすず = A type of bamboo, although it also seems to be applicable as a woman's name.

I don't think I'll ever see the point in naming hardware. Then again this is coming from a guy who still refers to his cat as 'Cat' even though his parents made him give it a name. The only time I will call her Ashes is on veterinary documents, and when someone asks what her name is.

[Duvet]

Mayzuka Bazooka

Everyone in my house except me calls my Cat by her name, Meow Meow. I just don't even bother calling her that since it's a pretty stupid name.

[Cunt Wrap Supreme]

I name my hardware, too.

Dan's COMPAQ
Dan's USB
Dan's USB 2
Dan's SDHC
Dan's Zen
Dan's Lycosa


etc.etc.

Very original.