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Post by Hauskaz on Feb 24, 2009 16:06:44 GMT -5
Once you're down, there's no getting up.
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Post by elbow unit on Feb 24, 2009 19:20:33 GMT -5
My friend ...
1. you can always replace a towel
2. always keep your recipts
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Post by Duvet on Feb 24, 2009 21:45:20 GMT -5
Bring Kleenex with you at all times.
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Feb 24, 2009 23:58:26 GMT -5
Brown people use their hands.
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Post by hellomeow on Feb 25, 2009 2:50:43 GMT -5
Has this ever happened to you?
"Michael, what are you doing have naked with your pants at your ankles in the middle of the hallway?"
"I need paper."
"Oh, here you go."
My mom is so cool about seeing me naked or shitting or fapping or something in any given situation. In the future if I ever have sex in the house with her there she'll probably just nonchalantly inquire as to whether or not I'm using a condom or something while I'm right in the middle of it.
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Post by Daryl on Feb 25, 2009 5:48:50 GMT -5
This happened to my sister two days ago.
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Post by Hauskaz on Feb 25, 2009 8:55:56 GMT -5
"Curtis, get me some paper man!"
"Fuck you."
:<
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Post by Cunt Wrap Supreme on Feb 25, 2009 9:05:57 GMT -5
S'what happens on the toilat.
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Post by elbow unit on Feb 25, 2009 12:26:15 GMT -5
whoa...
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Post by hellomeow on Feb 25, 2009 23:32:51 GMT -5
"Curtis, get me some paper man!" "Fuck you." :< lmfao, your brother absorbs. My brother has no qualms about anything like that, he will ask me to check if his ass is fully shaved or something. |
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Post by elbow unit on Feb 25, 2009 23:39:03 GMT -5
oh jesus....
probably one of my greatest fears is that to happen in a public bathroom while i'm at work or on a date or something....
Do you think you'll ever see a toilet or bathroom situation so bad you just wish you just went and shit in the woods or something?
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Post by Hauskaz on Feb 26, 2009 14:46:23 GMT -5
Hey, I've done it. You can't say you've lived life until you've launched one in a forest.
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Feb 26, 2009 15:51:40 GMT -5
I've launched a few at your house, Tyler.
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Post by hellomeow on Feb 27, 2009 17:38:22 GMT -5
Never had to shit in a forest but pissed on the side road countless times and otherwise. I can go without shitting for days if I'm feeling ok.
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Post by Cunt Wrap Supreme on Feb 28, 2009 9:25:06 GMT -5
I've dumped in a forest before, but only once. Not something I'd do again. Good thing the leaves that tickled my ass weren't poison ivy.
That'd be kind of funny, though.
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