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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 17, 2009 15:44:11 GMT -5
(11:25:38 PM) Kuldeep: --try
{
haveSexWith(Tyler);
}
catch (VagNotFoundException balls)
{
tryAgain();
}
(11:25:48 PM) Hauskaz: lmfao
(11:27:06 PM) Hauskaz: try {
fuck(new Woman(Breasts.LARGE));
} catch (Exception AIDS) {
System.exit(0);
}
(11:27:17 PM) Kuldeep: LOl
(11:27:18 PM) Kuldeep: hahahhahaa
(11:27:20 PM) Kuldeep: suicide
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Jul 17, 2009 15:45:40 GMT -5
nice post deletion
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Post by elbow unit on Jul 17, 2009 19:37:50 GMT -5
c.lickballs;
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Gab
Occasional Poster
But I need tacos... I need them or I'll explode!... That happens sometimes...
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Post by Gab on Jul 24, 2009 0:04:24 GMT -5
lol nice, mine aren't exactly sex related.
A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher short changed him 24 grams.
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world; those who know binary and those who don't.
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to read.
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Post by Cheesemaster IV on Jul 24, 2009 1:04:29 GMT -5
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world; those who know binary and those who don't. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who know ternary, those who don't, and those who think I just messed up a binary joke. |
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Post by Cheesemaster IV on Jul 24, 2009 21:12:12 GMT -5
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Jul 24, 2009 21:34:55 GMT -5
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Gab
Occasional Poster
But I need tacos... I need them or I'll explode!... That happens sometimes...
Posts: 118
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Post by Gab on Jul 25, 2009 1:33:35 GMT -5
The programmer compiled an array of reasons as to why he can't find a girlfriend with a good <HEAD> on her <BODY>, reason 0 being that he has limited cache.
So often he searches his memory to recall connecting to the TCP/IP tunnel of his last girlfriend -- sometimes even without a secure socket.
His last girlfriend always complained about his lack of comments. He fumed, "I hate commenting!"
Realizing it was a program requirement, he told her she had nice bits.
This resulted in a Syntax Error.
Now she demanded a massage but this was rejected as "Feature Creep."
He smacked her back-end and shouted, "Who's your parent node?!"
He scanned for open ports. He attempted to install a backdoor worm but her response was 403.
While his data uploaded into her input device, she considered terminating the process. But instead she initiated a Do While loop where she recalled a previous boyfriend with a larger pointer.
To expedite the routine, she screamed, "Hack into my system! Hack deep into my system! You're 1337, baby!"
This caused his stack to overflow and he shot his GUI on her interface.
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Post by Cunt Wrap Supreme on Jul 25, 2009 2:18:15 GMT -5
what
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 25, 2009 12:42:37 GMT -5
lmfao Gabriel. Amazing.
Kuldeep and Danny also clearly don't belong in this thread.
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Jul 25, 2009 17:52:04 GMT -5
rofl gabe
also shut the hell up tyler
you know you love my VagNotFoundException
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 25, 2009 19:31:32 GMT -5
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Jul 25, 2009 20:34:35 GMT -5
oh
lolol
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Post by hellomeow on Jul 26, 2009 0:49:09 GMT -5
Gabriel officially wins this thread.
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Jul 27, 2009 13:59:02 GMT -5
This thread is not over yet.
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