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Post by Dirty Tampon! on Mar 31, 2008 21:54:38 GMT -5
THIS
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SPARTA!
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Post by Cheesemaster IV on Mar 31, 2008 22:11:55 GMT -5
That
was
LAME
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Post by Dirty Tampon! on Mar 31, 2008 22:18:35 GMT -5
You
are
LOLCAT!
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Post by Cheesemaster IV on Mar 31, 2008 22:24:04 GMT -5
This thread absorbs so it
IS
LOCKED!
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Post by Hauskaz on Mar 31, 2008 22:28:55 GMT -5
As much as it absorbs, it
IS
UNLOCKED!
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Post by Dirty Tampon! on Mar 31, 2008 22:31:16 GMT -5
From this point on, I will record my thoughts here. ALSO! I'd like to request that the word Revenge be censored to the word Turkey... It's... something I'm... well... just trust me.
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Post by Cheesemaster IV on Mar 31, 2008 22:37:25 GMT -5
Unless Hauskaz is a faggot, that censor wil not be made.
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Post by Dirty Tampon! on Mar 31, 2008 22:41:53 GMT -5
If he was a faggot, I would have to seduce him, now wouldn't I? And that would be a difficult process for me, because I'm hardly his type! I don't have the right sized boobs, or a vagina!
And... we'll I'll get my Turkey on you... someday...
(Turkey is a dish best served cold)
DIARY TIME!
Dear Diary,
I was sick today, so instead of going to school, I hid underneath the train tracks and cut myself until I was happy again. Pain always had a way of tickling the inside of my pee hole. After the whole cutting, I put on long sleeves and went to the mall. I don't quite remember the mall so well, but I woke up in a hospital because a doctor told me I cut myself too deep. I guess that's a real fartcloud.
~FT~
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Post by Hauskaz on Mar 31, 2008 22:49:04 GMT -5
I don't need a vagina, but you're still not my type.
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Post by Dirty Tampon! on Mar 31, 2008 22:51:08 GMT -5
I was fapping today, and my hand... got tired...  I had to... Switch hands... ~shame!~ |
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Post by Dirty Tampon! on Apr 2, 2008 20:11:32 GMT -5
April 2.
Dear Journal,
I've grown a passion. I will slowly become the worlds fattiest fatty by eating as much honey as humanly possible. Yesterday, I took it to school, and ate in there...
All I need to do is avoid diabetes, and I'm golden!
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Post by Finn on Apr 6, 2008 22:28:18 GMT -5
golden like honey
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Post by Dirty Tampon! on Apr 6, 2008 23:29:46 GMT -5
Oh! By the way, I'm almost done with the second honey bottle. This is probably the most unhealthy thing I've ever done...
No more honey for a while...
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I had to...
