BCSS: Second Semester

[Cunt Wrap Supreme]

First day, good stuff.

Period 1: Math U (Kim)
people I give a shit about: Tyler, Patrick, Mike M.
Strict teacher, the class is probably gonna be a bitch. Tyler is sexy, though.

Period 2: lunch
people I give a shit about: Kuldeep, Patrick, Hoa, Varun, Bradrick
rofl

Period 3: Art with Computers (Anderson)
people I give a shit about: Patrick, Brandon
34 students. 31 desks. 26 computers.

oh man

Period 4: French U (Chasz)
people I give a shit about:
13 students - 4 guys, 9 girls. The class is like, empty. Fucking awesome. Also, I can't remember anything and I can't fucking understand the teacher.

Period 5: English U (Davis)
people I give a shit about: Kuldeep
Oh my god, another class that doesn't have enough desks. Fuck.

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Media Studies ISU: 92.5/110
final mark estimate: ~77%

Computer Science
Final Assignment: 95/120 - collab with Patrick
Final Exam: 86%
Final Exam Practical: 100%
final mark estimate: ~78%

Visual Arts Exam: 76%
final mark estimate: ~73%

Computer Engineering Exam: 72%
final mark estimate: 57%

semester 1 estimate avg.: 71% - my worst average to date

[Finn]

wow jesus danny i thought you did better than that

57%, awesome

[Hauskaz]

Period 1
Advanced Functions
Kim, A

Persons of Interest: Danny, Patrick and Michael M., all of which are across the room

I'm good enough at math, but this class is going to be total shit. It will be hard to keep my eyes on my paper and off Danny's sexy figure, though.

Period 2
Computer Science
Prins, R

Persons of Interest: Michael M., Andre, Mr. Prins when having sex, assorted other people

I'm gonna rip this class apart.

Period 3
20th Century World History
Schmor, M

Persons of Interest: The Majority of my Music and Computers class is in here for some reason

To sum this class up, let's use a quote:

If there was a cloning machine, and you had sex with a clone of yourself, would that be gay sex or masturbation?

Point made.

Period 4
Lunch

Persons of Interest: Jasmin's faggot friend

Fuck.

Period 5
Computer Engineering

Persons of Interest: The only two white people in a mudslide avalanche

Probably going to be boringly easy.

Semester 1

Music and Computers
Final Assignment: Fucking awesome
Mark: 95%

English
ISU Mark: ~80%
Exam Mark: 71%
Final Mark Estimate: 75-80%

Communications Technology
Exam Mark: 91%
Final Mark Estimate: 95%

Physics
Summative Mark: ~80%
Exam Mark: 80%
Final Mark Estimate: 73%-75%

I didn't even finish the Physics exam since I'm such a fucktard writer, lmfao.

Semester 1 Estimate Average: 84.5-86.3% - Pretty average for myself

[Cunt Wrap Supreme]

English
Exam Mark: 71%

WHAT

The guy sitting beside Patrick and myself is leaving to switch to college level. As such, you can shift yourself over to our side of the classroom and distract us from our work.

Also, you took history? What?


In computer art, we're going to be utilizing CS3 (which the school paid for rofl), yet we're going to be learning from some archaic books from the 90's.


@forest: my marks are awesome, do not deny

[Hauskaz]

History is a lot better than family studies or another English.

[Cunt Wrap Supreme]

Media Studies - easiest english credit. Ever.

I swear if you fail that course you should just fucking die, because all you do is watch movies and analyze adverts.

Easy, fun, and most of the teachers are easygoing. A better choice than History IMO, unless you're into that kind of stuff

[Hauskaz]

Africa getting its shit wrecked = gg

[Cunt Wrap Supreme]

Media Studies
final mark estimate: ~77%
final mark: 77%

Computer Science
final mark estimate: ~78%
final mark: 80%

Visual Arts
final mark estimate: ~73%
final mark: 72%

Computer Engineering
final mark estimate: 57%
final mark: 60%

semester 1 estimate avg.: 71%
final mark: 72.3%


Pretty accurate.

[Finn]

fuck i don't care if i don't go to BCSS, i got PCSS which is a pretty close acronym

Semester 1

English
Final Mark: 85%

Computer Science
Final Mark: 83.5%

Biology
Final Mark: 81%

Computer Engineering
final mark: 81.5%

Semester 1 avg.: 83.3% (something like that)


a lot better than my usual average as i wasn't really participating in life up until now

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Semester 2 Estimates

Chemistry
Final Mark Estimate: 85%

Spare Period
Final Mark Estimate: 10000%

Math (functions)
Final Mark Estimate: 86%

Law
Final Mark Estimate: 92%

this is going to be a pretty easy semester, spare lets me own things up aka actually do my homework

[Cunt Wrap Supreme]

Wow, Forest, you're an honours student?


I figured you were one of those retarded white kids that goes, "HOW MANY CLASSES DID YOU FAIL?" as opposed to "What marks did you get?"

[Finn]

you figured one of those retarded white kids made it to a lame ass forum like this?

[Andy]

BCSS looks like a prison. Lawl =P

[hellomeow]

Second post by me.

Period 1 - MCR3U0 - Ms. Kim
People I like: Dan Tran, Ms. Kim, Patrick Du, Tyler Batten, and the array of people asking for my help.

I like math more than any other subject and am obsessed with it to the point of qualifying for obsessive compulsive disorder. This isn't an exaggeration at all, I have a habit of constantly calculating things in my head for fun and I also spend most of my masturbatory time thinking about mathematics, physics, chemistry and number theory. Some of my favorites activites can be attributed to these xkcd comics:

Blown Apart (For the folks who don't get this one, this is a factoring joke.)
Gravitational Mass (She's so fat the attraction goes up as the CUBE of the distance instead of the square)
Riemann-Zeta Function (Note that Randall Munroe was smart enough to use a prime number for the URL of this comic, sequential though it may be.)
E to the Pi Times I (You may want to read this to understand that comic better, and it is also some pretty exciting math.)
Factoring the time (FYI, 247 is 13*19 and 1453 is a prime number. I do this obsessively too, my clock is currently telling me it is 1624, which would be (2^3)*7*29. Essentially if you ever see me staring at a number or a clock, chances are I am factoring it.)
Alone (I have previously explained that I spend most of my time masturbating while thinking about numbers, this is the only comic strip I have read so far that I can relate to in this sense, I also have after reading this comic attempted to masturbate in the Fibonacci sequence using stop & go, however it became a little trying as I neared 55. Curio: 289 is 17^2)

Anyhow, Math is a wonderful course to me that I thoroughly enjoy more so than any other as it is extremely erotic for me to be granted to privilege of learning about math.

Period 2: ICS300 - Mr. Prins
People I like:Tyler Batten, Andre Gordon, occasionally visitor Kayle Lang, Mr. Prins, Tyler Batten.

It is fun to be programming again, and Computer Science for me has always been a class that can be spent within a state of focused but relaxed leisure, similar to math class except slightly more lackadaisical. It is also fun to tease Andre about typing stories about Ron Weasley and tentacles, racing Mr. Batten to see who can turn on all of the computers first, as well as being able to improve my smiling rainbow in the spare moments which are dispersed healthily and plentifully.

Period 3: Lunch time - Mother
People I like: Mother, Ashes, the good folks on irc.freenode.net who all collaboratively help me to enjoy my lunch.

My lunch is mostly spent eating a peanut butter sandwich with a fruit of some kind, and possibly a cup of tea if time allows it. My primary activities are kitty snuggling, IRCing, and completing any homework that must be accomplished.

Period 4: SCH3U0 - Mr. Ingram
People I like:Omran Albhardi, Padraic Gyatt, Mr. Ingram.

Chemistry is a wonderful science, for me this is slightly akin to physics and it is exciting to learn about chemistry as many physical phenomena are closely related to chemistry and vice versa. My friend Padraic in this class is always resourceful and excitable in his pursuit of making the class a learning experience for all around him and also for teaching me about various sciences and historical facts; he strikes me as being an aspie like myself. The teacher Mr. Ingram is very fun to talk to as he seems to know much about chemistry and also has fun making fun of our less motivated students on a regular basis.

Period 5: AMG300 - Mr. Keenleyside
People I like: Brandon Best, Mr. Keenleyside, Matt McClausland, Eric Rogerson.

It is nice to be in a music course again, despite my own lack of proficiency in the subject. It is sad for me to however report that the vast majority of class time is spent by listening to Eric Rogerson play guitar (such as his stunning rendition of Business Time by Flight of the Conchords.) It is fun to be in this class as Mr. Keenleyside himself is very respectful to me and he is also a lover of musical technology, and usually has many music related toys to play with while the students practise. I consider Guitar class to be a relief from the toils that most classes tend to impose on me.

All in all, I am very happy with Semester 2 of Grade 11 at Brampton Centennial Secondary School.

[Hauskaz]

This post made my day.

[hellomeow]

I was thinking about the Gravitational Mass comic while wrestling my cat, it the image description does not make much sense. It says that "She's so fat the attraction goes up as the CUBE of the distance instead of just the square." As I recall, when calculating Gravitational Force, Fg=(Gm1m2)/(d^2) where G is the Gravitational Constant (6.67*10^-13) m1 and m2 are the masses of the objects involved, and d is the distance between them, but this comic would imply that the person's mother is so fat that the formula instead becomes Fg=(Gm1m2)/(d^3), and in this case the persons mother would exert much less attracting force than a normal person, is this to imply that even though the person's mother is so fat, she exerts much less gravitational force than people who weigh less than her? This doesn't seem to be a very good way of insulting a person, it would be better perhaps to say that your mother is so fat the attraction goes up as the cube root of the distance, therefore making the formula Fg=(Gm1m2)/(d^1/3) and asserting that the persons mother exerts MUCH more attracting force than normal.