Post by Gab on Apr 4, 2010 3:17:46 GMT -5
(I've heard these are tasteless but that doesn't make sense.)
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Cause 7's a nigger.
What's bright green, and stays on your porch.
It's my nigger, I'll paint him any damn colour I want!
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
Roll up her sleeve.
Why don't women drive?
Because there's no road from the bedroom to the kitchen.
Why can't Ray Charles read?
Because he's black.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Burning to death.
What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?
I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
A priest is walking down the street when he comes across a 7 year old boy.
My girlfriend told me I know absolutely nothing about women.
I was so offended I kicked her right in the testicles.
I was walking in a cemetery one morning and saw this guy hiding behind a gravestone. I said "Morning." He replied, "No, just having a shit."
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
I can't see the big deal with calling a Pakistani a Paki.
It's just the same as calling an Australian an Aussie, a Scotsman a Scot or a Frenchman a Cunt.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."
So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.
I guess we don't watch the same movies.
My girlfriend was unhappy with my mood swings and bought me one of those mood rings. Apparently when I'm in a good mood it turns green and when I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.
A woman goes into labour at a hospital. After the birth takes place the baby is taken into special care immediately and the doctor returns after a few minutes with a solemn face.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news, which do you want first?"
Mother: "Dear! Tell me the bad news doctor!"
Doctor: "Your child is ginger."
Mother: "Well that's not so bad at all... What's the good news?".
Doctor: "He's dead."
Chinese guy walks into a bar. The bartender is black. Chinese guys says, "Gimmie a jigger, nigger!" The black guy is shocked, but gives him a shot. The Chinese guy does the same thing. The black guy gets pissed but still gives him another shot. The Chinese guy says it again. The black guy is royally pissed now. He yells, "You get back here! I'm going to do the same thing to you and you can see how it feels."
The black guy storms out and the Chinese guy gets behind the bar. The black guy walks in and yells, "Gimmie a drink, chink!"
The Chinese guys says, "Sorry. We don't serve niggers here!"
Three third graders, a white kid, an Asian kid, and a black kid, are hanging out on the playground, and they decide to have a dick measuring contest.
The white kid whips out his little penis. Then the Asian kid whips out his, which is much shorter. The black kid smiles and whips his out, and shows off that he is much much bigger than the other two.
After school, still beaming with pride, the black kid goes home and tells his mom, "Mom, Mom, my penis is way bigger than the other kids in my class!"
His mom looks at him and says, "Well, son, you are 23....
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The manager points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian, "You're in charge of sweeping". To the Irishman, "You're in charge of shoveling" To the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies". "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile."
So the manager goes away for a couple of hours. And when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?
The Italian guy replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of the supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him" So then the manager turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.
The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies and I couldn't find him." The manager is really pissed now, and storms off toward the pile of Sand looking for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells, "SUPPLIES!"
After all that, I'm still bored...
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Cause 7's a nigger.
What's bright green, and stays on your porch.
It's my nigger, I'll paint him any damn colour I want!
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
Roll up her sleeve.
Why don't women drive?
Because there's no road from the bedroom to the kitchen.
Why can't Ray Charles read?
Because he's black.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Burning to death.
What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?
I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
A priest is walking down the street when he comes across a 7 year old boy.
My girlfriend told me I know absolutely nothing about women.
I was so offended I kicked her right in the testicles.
I was walking in a cemetery one morning and saw this guy hiding behind a gravestone. I said "Morning." He replied, "No, just having a shit."
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
I can't see the big deal with calling a Pakistani a Paki.
It's just the same as calling an Australian an Aussie, a Scotsman a Scot or a Frenchman a Cunt.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."
So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.
I guess we don't watch the same movies.
My girlfriend was unhappy with my mood swings and bought me one of those mood rings. Apparently when I'm in a good mood it turns green and when I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.
A woman goes into labour at a hospital. After the birth takes place the baby is taken into special care immediately and the doctor returns after a few minutes with a solemn face.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news, which do you want first?"
Mother: "Dear! Tell me the bad news doctor!"
Doctor: "Your child is ginger."
Mother: "Well that's not so bad at all... What's the good news?".
Doctor: "He's dead."
Chinese guy walks into a bar. The bartender is black. Chinese guys says, "Gimmie a jigger, nigger!" The black guy is shocked, but gives him a shot. The Chinese guy does the same thing. The black guy gets pissed but still gives him another shot. The Chinese guy says it again. The black guy is royally pissed now. He yells, "You get back here! I'm going to do the same thing to you and you can see how it feels."
The black guy storms out and the Chinese guy gets behind the bar. The black guy walks in and yells, "Gimmie a drink, chink!"
The Chinese guys says, "Sorry. We don't serve niggers here!"
Three third graders, a white kid, an Asian kid, and a black kid, are hanging out on the playground, and they decide to have a dick measuring contest.
The white kid whips out his little penis. Then the Asian kid whips out his, which is much shorter. The black kid smiles and whips his out, and shows off that he is much much bigger than the other two.
After school, still beaming with pride, the black kid goes home and tells his mom, "Mom, Mom, my penis is way bigger than the other kids in my class!"
His mom looks at him and says, "Well, son, you are 23....
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The manager points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian, "You're in charge of sweeping". To the Irishman, "You're in charge of shoveling" To the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies". "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile."
So the manager goes away for a couple of hours. And when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?
The Italian guy replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of the supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him" So then the manager turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.
The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies and I couldn't find him." The manager is really pissed now, and storms off toward the pile of Sand looking for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells, "SUPPLIES!"
After all that, I'm still bored...
