Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Feb 21, 2011 2:21:42 GMT -5
I'm sure at least a few of you like reading short stories and stuff, this guy has probably become my favourite fucked-up, evil genius writer. His name is Miracle Jones, and as you can probably guess that's not actually his name. I have no idea what it is.
Here's a few of his stories that really stuck to me:
Gene Smoke - "I learned everything I know about becoming irresistible to women from this Russian gangster named Bad Dima one night before they deported him to Petrograd." This was the first one by him I read. My favourite thing about this story is how many people fail to realize it's a work of fiction in various forums/comments, just by how convincing it sounds at times. Love the ending.
How to get laid for zero dollars and zero cents - The title explains it. Kinda a trashy story, but I still got a laugh out of it.
We have all been hurt by television actors - "I was looking forward to my last day of working at Fried Beer for two reasons: 1). it was my last day of working at Fried Beer and 2). my coworker Laurie had promised to tell me her “sad Tom Arnold scat sex story” on my last day of work." This is one of those 'dark underbelly of humanity' kind of stories. I think I took a shower after reading this.
Leaner - "I hadn't had sex for two years when I discovered how to fuck a crowded subway car. " For those of you with fucked up sexual fetishes (and this is XF, I'm sure some of you do); this one's for you.
Fear boys with dolls - "I didn’t want to go alone, so I convinced my fiancée Becca to come with me to Andy’s place to see his sex doll collection. I promised Becca we would only stay for an hour or so." This story had a really nice creep from "this is pretty weird" to "omfg wtf this is fucked". Probably my favourite story by him.
Personally I think it would be cool if more people shared short stories and stuff.
Here's a few of his stories that really stuck to me:
Gene Smoke - "I learned everything I know about becoming irresistible to women from this Russian gangster named Bad Dima one night before they deported him to Petrograd." This was the first one by him I read. My favourite thing about this story is how many people fail to realize it's a work of fiction in various forums/comments, just by how convincing it sounds at times. Love the ending.
How to get laid for zero dollars and zero cents - The title explains it. Kinda a trashy story, but I still got a laugh out of it.
We have all been hurt by television actors - "I was looking forward to my last day of working at Fried Beer for two reasons: 1). it was my last day of working at Fried Beer and 2). my coworker Laurie had promised to tell me her “sad Tom Arnold scat sex story” on my last day of work." This is one of those 'dark underbelly of humanity' kind of stories. I think I took a shower after reading this.
Leaner - "I hadn't had sex for two years when I discovered how to fuck a crowded subway car. " For those of you with fucked up sexual fetishes (and this is XF, I'm sure some of you do); this one's for you.
Fear boys with dolls - "I didn’t want to go alone, so I convinced my fiancée Becca to come with me to Andy’s place to see his sex doll collection. I promised Becca we would only stay for an hour or so." This story had a really nice creep from "this is pretty weird" to "omfg wtf this is fucked". Probably my favourite story by him.
Personally I think it would be cool if more people shared short stories and stuff.
