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Post by elbow unit on Dec 12, 2011 2:00:37 GMT -5
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Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Dec 12, 2011 7:38:49 GMT -5
dude i did this so much first year
my fucking roommate would literally never leave the room and just talk all day to his fucking girlfriend on msn. pretty much everyday I looked forward to having a good steamy, soapy fap to relieve all of my anger from listening to him talk about the flavour of the eggs he ate from breakfast for 3 hours over skype, or about how his cousin unlocked every single achievement in every call of duty game. besides watching starcraft and browsing 4chan while listening to weeaboo music, those showerfaps were the only thing keeping me alive. at one point I nearly stopped giving a fuck and just started fapping with him in the room.
goddammit what a cunt. and yeah, you'd be AMAZED at how good human protein is at clogging up a shower drain
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Post by Cheesemaster V on Dec 12, 2011 23:00:15 GMT -5
Cool people had their own room and could do whatever they wanted whenever they wanted to.
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Post by elbow unit on Dec 12, 2011 23:56:12 GMT -5
Cool people had their own room and could do whatever they wanted whenever they wanted to. but the fun is lost yo and I'll be honest Mike, not a day goes by i'm happy i am not your penis. I has probably been through shit that breaks various crimes against humanity laws |
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Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Dec 13, 2011 7:18:30 GMT -5
nah my testes stay well within the law. i'm a pretty normal guy and I fap like once every 2-3 days. i only seem like a pervert. although when I'm pissed off a lot, I fap more so that probably explains why i showerfapped so much first year
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