Watashi Wa Ken-Sama desu

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

I Ken-Sama have practiced my art to match that of Studio Ghibli standards here is an example of a quick sketch I Ken-Sama have done

This is Ange Ushiromiya-San



I did this in a matter of seconds as it is no big deal to I! Ken-Sama



Though I use a cheap tablet as of now, this brings great dishonor to my animation skills. I hope to one day own a Intous 4 tablet desu. Until then I shall sit sip my Japanese tea and wear my Kimono and prepare for when I one day move to Japan.

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

Gomenasai everyone and here is what I Ken-Sama have promised you in the last poll a look into Japanese females Ken-Sama first would like to show you a picture of the beauty of these women.



Ken-Sama now shall tell you of a dark secret of the Strong Japanese woman.



Even it affects 2D, be wary my friends if you are like Ken-Sama you will embrace their original form and their new form. It's what my sensei has always said do not let that of women hold you back instead you hold them back and treat them with respect and honor. Before body modifications and plastic surgery which some of the Japanese women do, they will both look beautiful and elegant either way. Ken-Sama shall tell you a tale of the lonely bird


The lonely bird chirps and chirps but nothing is heard.
The lonely bird sees other birds with mates.
The sad bird prays to the god of the forest.
The bird is granted intelligence and with that the bird decides to splatter it's wings with color.
Now the bird is attracting more mates than before.

You must be questioning Ken-Sama at this point but Ken-Sama shall tell you. Make-up and beauty supplies or plastic surgery is meant to get them to attract you so how shall Ken-Sama put it to you in this.

Do not give up hope my friends, the Japanese females are doing this to attract you so they can get married and become an honorable wife. I Ken-Sama do not need a wife right now because my training and my needing of a VISA. So remember even in both realms 2D and 3D Japanese females shall desire you, as they all are the lonely bird. Make sure you show them your honor and courage. Also, many of you may not know but Remilia Scarlet is a big user of this way to attract mates, but she uses it to devour her pray. REMEMBER TOMODACHI DO NOT BE FOOLED BY CERTAIN WOMEN THEY SHALL DEVOUR YOU AND YOUR HONOR. I KEN-SAMA SHALL WARN YOU OF THIS BEFOREHAND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THEM BOW TO YOU IN THEIR HONOR FIRST.


Remember these important secrets everyone that Ken-Sama has taught you.

I wish honor upon all of you

Ken-Sama~

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

Gomenasai everyone, I Ken-Sama have returned from the mountains.



When I was meditating intently in the waterfalls, the wind spoke softly into my ear and told Ken-Sama the answers to my mistakes and how to better myself. As the east winds spoke to Ken-Sama's ear, my mind turned into a Japan. I saw Ken-Sama being in a Japanese High School as a Sensei honing my Katana. I Ken-Sama then got out of my meditative state. I took off my Kimono then I Ken-Sama roared like the Japanese gods, I Ken-Sama roared so loudly I scared off 400 bears from campgrounds. Then I put back on my Kimono, I proceeded to walk slowly and burningly. I looked in the lake and saw Ken-Sama. I was made of Japanese steel and ready to face my punishment. Then I returned and saw the poll results that means I Ken-Sama must face the demons and accept all they have to give at me. Do not fret everyone for I Ken-Sama am radiating with fire. Never before has Ken-Sama felt such vigor it feels as if my posts are burning with fire as a write. KEN-SAMA CAN SHOUT AT THE FORCE STRONGER THAN THAT OF THE HEAVENS.



In other news Ken-Sama would like to wish everyone a happy culture day

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

Gomenasai everyone, I Ken-Sama would like to give his apology to my tomodachis. I Ken-Sama had to do a little traveling. It was urgent for Ken-Sama as I had to visit my Sensei. But I shall tell you what my Sensei told me and the battle that took place between my sensei and I. But first Ken-Sama shall tell you all about what my Sensei has told me about my efforts on going to glorious Nippon. "Do not think, Do not rush, Be the tranquil stream that follows where-ever the east wind blows". Ken-Sama was awed at my senseis teachings and Ken-Sama shall now give you all advice Be not worry about your faults be worry about what one can do and achieve with faults. Also it seems Ken-Sama was right about the poll. You Gaijins out there picked the Japanse Touhou, Ken-Sama expected as much.

My Sensei and I faced off like Japanese men, I the Ken-Sama he the master. He looked at me with Japanese flag like eyes, Ken-Sama readies his sword. Sensei readies his sword, WE CLASH KEN-SAMA FEELS THE GROUND RISING KEN-SAMA STARTS YELLING WITH ALL HIS JAPANESE MIGHT AND SWING AFTER SWING. DOING THE ANCIENT TECHNQIUES OF MUSASHI AND THE ONES KEN-SAMA MADE HIMSELF. THIS WAS A GRUELING BATTLE KEN-SAMA WAS GETTING TIRED. MY SENSEI JUST LOOKS AT KEN-SAMA BUT, KEN-SAMA FOUND OUT SOMETHING. MY SENSEI WAS GETTING TIRED AS WELL.. WE LEVELED TREES AND CHOPPED WATER IN HALF. NONE DARE COME NEAR OUR BATTLE. THEN THE SUN CAME UP. WE WERE FIGHTING FOR AN ENTIRE DAY. KEN-SAMA AND SENSEI GO FOR THE LAST STRIKE. Then Ken-Sama thinks in his head "Tomodachi...."
Ken-Sama has alot of work to do, I shall now read all of my tomodachis post with my Japanese spirit and courage.


Ken-Sama has much work to do, but it is like I am the fire that rapes the lands, but this is a good fire that cleanses the evil demons. Which Ken-Sama has another story for all of you about the evil demons.

Many Honor to you all

Ken-Sama

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

Zdravstvuite /a/, my name is Vladimir Borisov.

I'm a 27 year old American Rusophile (soviet fan for you capitalists). I Work and Labor on my assigned camp, and spend my days drinking Vodka and playing superior Soviet games. (S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Cryostasis)

I train with my Avtomat Kalashnikova every day, this superior weapon can Pierce through steel because it is used over fifty years, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Avtomat license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Russian fluently, both Drunk and the Sober dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Russian history and their vodka code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to Moskva to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a laborer for Zavod Kalashnikova or a vodka drinker!

I own several soviet uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Russia, so I can fit in easier. I drink with my elders and seniors and speak Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Russia!

[Hauskaz]

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