三国演义

[hellomeow]

滾滾長江東逝水,浪花淘盡英雄。
是非成敗轉頭空,青山依舊在,幾度夕陽紅。
白髮漁樵江渚上,慣看秋月春風。
一壺濁酒喜相逢,古今多少事,都付笑談中。

[Duvet]

oops I can't read it

[hellomeow]

仍然您汉语的电话?

[elbow unit]

神の愛をGoogle翻訳


-床に転がり笑い省略することは できません

[hellomeow]

Yeah dude... this board is Chinese, not Japanese.

Also I have some basic understanding of Japanese, it's cool how you can tell how Google Translate butchers things once you have some fluency in a second language.

Like what you said in literal Japanese:

The love of God on Google Translator!

Floor on fall laughing omission things can't be done!"

So I'm assuming you said something like:

For the love of god Google Translate

I can't stop rolling on the floor laughing.

[elbow unit]

Sorry man I'm pretty fail at these sort of things

another reason why I wish I can learn a new language
To be a true global citizen I must open up my doors and not rely on other sources to help me
I'm Ok at french, but that won't take me far

BTW what was this board about any way?
....google translate failed me

[hellomeow]

rofl.... the Chinese board looked a little empty so I just posted a quote from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in original Chinese. Also your French is probably vastly superior to mine, I nearly failed Applied French. Learning languages in school is by far the worst place to learn them; I haven't learned anything at all about the English language in class and virtually everything about it from outside sources, likewise for Japanese (although I've never taken classes). French I have taken classes for, although I can assure you that I have gained more proficiency by reading cereal boxes than being in a classroom has ever helped me.

I've tried reading French webcomics too along with translated versions to keep me on track, this was again more helpful than a classroom was. If you're looking to learn a new language, Rosetta Stone and iitran are your friends.

[elbow unit]

rofl I've never actually have heard of iitran before

This will so come to use one day, in some sort of business deal or some thing

[Duvet]

I feel like shit because I'm Chinese yet I can't even read or write it, rofl.

[hellomeow]

I can relate. There's this sinking feeling in my heart whenever my friends start to speak Hindi around me. I've forgotten all the Arabic I used to know as a kid too.

[elbow unit]

Jesus that just makes me feel bad in that I don't know what the fuck my dad is telling me on the phone in Patois (Jamaican dialect)...rofl

[hellomeow]

rofl, I've learned to understand my family when they speak hardcore Guyanese Creole. Dat wudda be wen abehdees does talk just like this, dem immigrant pickney dem does nahstand wah allbody does be sayin if dey is talk a so-so allade tyme. Ah so de pickney dem dah stay.

I can't even type out how retarded it sounds. While I can typically understand what they are saying, my English tends to be so normal that they can't understand what I'm saying if I talk to them.

EDIT: Link fixed

[Hauskaz]

I don't understand your link there.

[hellomeow]

Fixed.

[Hauskaz]

lmfao, I love how the pronunciation on that table deteriorates as you move down it.