When I go shopping

[Dirty Tampon!]

Every time I shop, I make sure to stare angrily at seniors. If I really get into it, I'll follow them, hold up products nearby, and turn violently away from them so that they hopefully get the message, each time seeing them, growing more wideeyed and over exaggerated.

Also, just to piss of cashiers, I'll always pay with the biggest bill I have. I love to make them break a huge bill for a single can of soda, but the trick is to make it obvious that you have plenty of tiny bills.

Maybe that's just me, but stores are funny when people suffer. Seriously though, once I saw this little girl spew all over the frozen foods isle! I stuck around to watch this skinny little bitch mop it up.

[Hauskaz]

I think it offends the dollar store cashier when I walk away right before she gives me the receipt.

That is why I do it.

[Dirty Tampon!]

Oh, and one time I wanted to see if I could try to get away with it, so I got a card and waited in line, went BACK once I was in the front to get the envelope, and then interrupted the line to pay for it. It only bothered a few people, though, since they were so convinced that they were there first, even though I was there first, I just went on a short vacation...

[solocityElectricCyan]

I hate being rude. If the brown bitch at the dollar store wants to give me the receipt, I take it and put it in Danny's hood.

[Dirty Tampon!]

Manners? Hah! They're being paid to put up with me!

[solocityElectricCyan]

What an asshole.