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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Aug 25, 2009 23:46:24 GMT -5
lmfao
was it a young yuri or grown up yuri
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Post by Hauskaz on Aug 26, 2009 10:07:51 GMT -5
December Sixth Yuri.
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Post by hellomeow on Sept 9, 2009 8:59:40 GMT -5
oh man. I had this dream where all I was doing was watching myself masturbate in a mirror for like, hours. And talking to this doctor about masturbating if I wasn't. I haven't jacked it in 4 days, not even a single stroke. To say that my penis has been a stainless steel leaking faucet for the last 10 minutes (and possibly hours because I wasn't paying attention to it while I was asleep) would be an understatement. It might be worth noting that my penis was abnormally monstrous in the dream, at least 3 times its normal size.
I'm afraid to go to the dorm bathroom to have a shower until the hardness dies down. If this keeps up (no pun intended) I'll probably end up having wet dreams about the girls on res in a few days.
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Post by elbow unit on Sept 9, 2009 13:55:18 GMT -5
ahh good, for a second i thought the old Michael Mohamed was gone when you graduated high school
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Post by hellomeow on Sept 9, 2009 16:25:56 GMT -5
Oh, he'll never die. Maybe things will change once I actually fuck someone for all I know.
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Post by Hauskaz on Sept 28, 2009 12:42:38 GMT -5
So I was taking the bus to the Brampton VIA station to head off to London, but realized I had gotten on the wrong bus. Luckily, the bus still went fairly close to the station so I got off at the closest stop and ran to the station as fast as I could. Unfortunately, I had just missed my train, so I had to wait until the next one. When I finally got to London, I went to my townhouse where I found Doug's wife from King of Queens kinda just standing in the living room not doing anything. For some reason, I felt compelled to call an escort service, and shortly after, some naked Asian girl was standing out in the parking lot. I brought her in and upstairs and proceeded to make my way with her, but every time I tried to penetrate, she'd shy away. She couldn't speak English, but managed to convey to me through elementary-level writing that she was originally a model before her agent signed her to an escort service. Since then, she had been raped countless times and wanted no more. It made me feel sad.
I don't get it.
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Post by Duvet on Sept 28, 2009 13:45:43 GMT -5
So I was in a dark living room setting, with a fireplace burning and I was sitting on the floor playing a game of Clue with Shana. I don't remember what the results of the board game were but I think I lost because afterwards I remember her abusing me before I woke up.
yeah
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Sept 28, 2009 16:13:25 GMT -5
lol all these dreams are sexual
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Post by Hauskaz on Sept 28, 2009 17:33:18 GMT -5
I thought mine was pretty funny. I was wearing my trench coat too so it flapped around like fuck while running down the Brampton streets.
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Post by Duvet on Sept 28, 2009 21:25:16 GMT -5
I don't think my dream counts as sexual, Kulderp
well on second thought maybe it does to me
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Sept 29, 2009 13:06:40 GMT -5
Yeah, that's what I meant. You're sexualness is fucking... retarded BSOD bullshit. God
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Post by hellomeow on Sept 29, 2009 13:31:22 GMT -5
I had such a weird dream there was this store at the university selling all this amazing dress clothes and accessories. I looked so fucking spiffy but my food plan funds practically evaporated. Then there was something about a cult occurring in the school with the primary goal of getting as much of students money as possible. I dreamt something about my mom and her boyfriend coming to visit me and me being dressed in all this expensive dress clothes macking really custy looking asian girls at my school.
This is what Waterloo does to your subconscious man.
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Post by Hauskaz on Sept 29, 2009 17:04:25 GMT -5
lmfao
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Post by Duvet on Oct 1, 2009 14:23:28 GMT -5
didn't know you were into russian-koreans
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Post by solocityElectricCyan on Oct 1, 2009 22:54:04 GMT -5
You're going to love The Book of Confessions. what happened the the book? you got laid or something? |
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