Dream of words

[Hauskaz]

I still have it. Release date 2075 if I'm still alive.

[elbow unit]

dude i must fucking read this shit

[Hauskaz]

I had this fucking epic dream. It's still so clear and vivid.

It was a normal day in Brampton like any other. Normal except that there was this black decagonal ring around the moon. Each side was connected by a sphere, and it floated somewhere between Earth and the moon, framing the moon within itself. It seemed to shrink and grow at points, sometimes looking like it sat inside the moon, other times encasing it within itself.

Slowly, a yellow ball of fire rose from the horizon and proceeded slowly towards the moon. It looked like the sun, but it was much darker and sinister. You could look straight into it without hurting your eyes and could see clear details of the chaos erupting on its surface. It had an almost orangy look to it. Slowly, this ball of fire moved towards the moon and its decagonal frame. The sky faded away as it came closer. Crowds formed in the streets to watch the spectacle. An eclipse was imminent.

All three objects lined up perfectly in the sky and there was pure darkness, the outline of the glowing fireball behind the moon being the only thing visible. Suddenly, the fireball quickly retracted into the horizon and everything seemed normal again. The sky was blue, and the moon sat there with its decagonal frame. The only difference was the fram was now rotating. It spun around the moon, accelerating to a dangerous velocity until it finally flung itself off into space. There was an eerie silence before a small spacecraft hovered into the atmosphere. It casually descended upon the residents who had filled the streets to watch the fireball. A message rolled onto a screen on the back of the craft which an alien voice then recited:

"Team Deathmatch"

The craft then began shooting bright blue beams of death upon the civilians, instantly vaporizing them. Panic swelled the streets as people rapidly vanished from the rain of laser fire. I ran down Queen street to Chhinguacousy where I saw two giant alien walruses devouring more people. A group of people with pistols and baseball bats tried to take them on but the walruses simply shrugged off the 9mm pellets and slaughtered them. The fire department tried to hold them back with a fire hose, and surprisingly, the monsters writhed in pain as the water melted into them. They became almost like goo. From this revelation, everyone started ransacking convenience stores and anywhere else they could find water to use against the aliens. As for myself, I turned around and ran back, past the spacecraft which had now been downed by the fire hose, and kept running until a black SUV hit me.

"Get that damn kid off the windshield. Take him with us or whatever, I'm not driving with people piled on my car."

A woman in a black suit got out and placed me in the backseat of the SUV. When I came to, I asked the driver where we were headed. "Area 51. We have something that will end this all." Awesome, but we weren't there yet, and people were still getting massacred outside by various slimy alien creatures. There was a supersoaker sitting on the backseat, so I took it, rolled down the window and started doing drive-by shootings at everything I could. The woman scoffed at me, saying we don't need to attract attention. I argued that people were dying out there, and managed to get them to stop at a convenience store. They paid the owner several hundred dollars, and I stocked up on all the water bottles I could. We then stopped at a convenience store, buying every water gun they had.

Meanwhile in Africa, Simba and the lions were battling their own war against the aliens. They had eventually come to an agreement to negotiate peace terms upon Pride Rock. To remain safe, the rest of the lions stood in the waterhole. Simba stood his ground as this big green slime mountain of a thing approached him, donning a bent king's crown. His voice sounded like that of Megabyte from ReBoot.

"Your pride is an interesting one, Simba. Pity it will go to waste."
"What do you mean? I thought we were here to discuss peace!"
"Well, Simba, you thought wrong."

At that moment, an alien surfaced behind each lion, wearing suits to protect them from the water. They grabbed them all and dragged them into a ship. Simba cried and tried to attack the king, but was promptly disposed of.

:<

[hellomeow]

Today I woke up at 8AM to go to Japanese class on 4 hours of sleep and woke up with a stomach flu. I felt like throwing up the whole time and was pretty unfocused. When I got back to my res I did throw up and went to sleep for about 6 hours. Then I woke up and just watched anime while drinking orange juice and such, the only thing I ate was a chocolate bar since the morning where I ate a waffle (which I vomited out). 4 hours of watching anime and doing nothing later I went to sleep again for 8 hours.

During this time I had a dream that I ate 4 hamburgers at McDonald's and me and a couple brown guys I used to hang out with in Brampton ordered something like 5 bags full of McDonald's hamburgers. All I could think about when I woke up was eating a Big Mac, which is kind of weird because I typically hate McDonald's. That being said I'm extremely hungry and the cafeteria doesn't open for about an hour

[Hauskaz]

God, I hate those random lusts for McDonalds, especially since it's so close and I can just walk over.

[solocityElectricCyan]

yeah those random lusts lmfao

the fuck is it about their food? I think it's the smell

[hellomeow]

today I had a dream that I was in an arcade with a bunch of people on my floor. This dream in retrospect was pretty bizarre. A friend of mine who I typically don't feel any attraction to at all started speaking Japanese to me (she took classes previously) and told me she broke up with her boyfriend and asked me to jump on her

so at this point the dream becomes a euphoric flurry of rolling around all over each other and me kissing his and smelling her hair and putting my arms around her and all that shit for a long period of time. I felt extremely elated and was attracted to her suddenly, which was extremely weird because I NEVER feel attracted to this girl during my waking day (although she is a pretty good looking Korean girl). More than that I felt extremely happy because finally for once in my life, I had done anything with a member of the opposite sex.

When I woke up I was extremely depressed to find that I was still living a life of complete virginity, and then when I went on facebook the first item on my news feed was a picture of her making out with her boyfriend.

People think I'm crazy because I believe in God. I just can't buy into the idea that the universe can be fucking with my head as much as it is without there being a sense of humour guiding it along.

[Daryl]

I dreamt that I was laying in bed, and my roommate said he was going out. He said I should join him later, and he was going to be by the lake. He asked if I knew which side of the lake, and I guessed the south. Then he laughed and told me it was the west side. I asked him if it wsa the one across from the Wilbur Cross Building. Then the dream ended.

[Hauskaz]

So I had this dream where I was in Staples with Kuldeep, Forest and a variety of other people looking for a really cheap shitty computer. I spent the majority of the time trying to find Sun Chips but only coming across shitty knockoffs and trying to price-compare them. They also had DSLRs made of pizza.

[solocityElectricCyan]

Jan 8, 2010 15:14:27 GMT -5 Hauskaz said:

I had this fucking epic dream. It's still so clear and vivid.

It was a normal day in Brampton like any other. Normal except that there was this black decagonal ring around the moon. Each side was connected by a sphere, and it floated somewhere between Earth and the moon, framing the moon within itself. It seemed to shrink and grow at points, sometimes looking like it sat inside the moon, other times encasing it within itself.

Slowly, a yellow ball of fire rose from the horizon and proceeded slowly towards the moon. It looked like the sun, but it was much darker and sinister. You could look straight into it without hurting your eyes and could see clear details of the chaos erupting on its surface. It had an almost orangy look to it. Slowly, this ball of fire moved towards the moon and its decagonal frame. The sky faded away as it came closer. Crowds formed in the streets to watch the spectacle. An eclipse was imminent.

All three objects lined up perfectly in the sky and there was pure darkness, the outline of the glowing fireball behind the moon being the only thing visible. Suddenly, the fireball quickly retracted into the horizon and everything seemed normal again. The sky was blue, and the moon sat there with its decagonal frame. The only difference was the fram was now rotating. It spun around the moon, accelerating to a dangerous velocity until it finally flung itself off into space. There was an eerie silence before a small spacecraft hovered into the atmosphere. It casually descended upon the residents who had filled the streets to watch the fireball. A message rolled onto a screen on the back of the craft which an alien voice then recited:

"Team Deathmatch"

The craft then began shooting bright blue beams of death upon the civilians, instantly vaporizing them. Panic swelled the streets as people rapidly vanished from the rain of laser fire. I ran down Queen street to Chhinguacousy where I saw two giant alien walruses devouring more people. A group of people with pistols and baseball bats tried to take them on but the walruses simply shrugged off the 9mm pellets and slaughtered them. The fire department tried to hold them back with a fire hose, and surprisingly, the monsters writhed in pain as the water melted into them. They became almost like goo. From this revelation, everyone started ransacking convenience stores and anywhere else they could find water to use against the aliens. As for myself, I turned around and ran back, past the spacecraft which had now been downed by the fire hose, and kept running until a black SUV hit me.

"Get that damn kid off the windshield. Take him with us or whatever, I'm not driving with people piled on my car."

A woman in a black suit got out and placed me in the backseat of the SUV. When I came to, I asked the driver where we were headed. "Area 51. We have something that will end this all." Awesome, but we weren't there yet, and people were still getting massacred outside by various slimy alien creatures. There was a supersoaker sitting on the backseat, so I took it, rolled down the window and started doing drive-by shootings at everything I could. The woman scoffed at me, saying we don't need to attract attention. I argued that people were dying out there, and managed to get them to stop at a convenience store. They paid the owner several hundred dollars, and I stocked up on all the water bottles I could. We then stopped at a convenience store, buying every water gun they had.

Meanwhile in Africa, Simba and the lions were battling their own war against the aliens. They had eventually come to an agreement to negotiate peace terms upon Pride Rock. To remain safe, the rest of the lions stood in the waterhole. Simba stood his ground as this big green slime mountain of a thing approached him, donning a bent king's crown. His voice sounded like that of Megabyte from ReBoot.

"Your pride is an interesting one, Simba. Pity it will go to waste."
"What do you mean? I thought we were here to discuss peace!"
"Well, Simba, you thought wrong."

At that moment, an alien surfaced behind each lion, wearing suits to protect them from the water. They grabbed them all and dragged them into a ship. Simba cried and tried to attack the king, but was promptly disposed of.

:<

I just realized how fucked up this was

[Hauskaz]

Yeah I went back and read them all too. I still remember how awesome that one was.

[Saxy Steph]

Oh my god Tyler
That dream was so fucking amazing.

"well Simba, you thought wrong"

[Hauskaz]

I was honestly so fucking angry at that point, rofl.

[Hauskaz]

So I had this dream where I went back in time to the Cold War, only the Cold War was an actual war. I was a fighter pilot in the cabin in Collingwood with Canada's best pilots and the prime minister who looked like Ronald Reagan but had a slick low voice. He gave a rather generic but motivating speech about teamwork and courage. Afterwards he presented us a feast of chocolate bars and liquorice. I spent a good deal of time marvelling over all the different vintage chocolate bars, taking most of them for later. The rest of the pilots then went downstairs to play Ridge Racer, which somehow existed in the 60's. I spoke to the prime minister about how the 60's were so different from 2010, at which point a time paradox screen appeared and I had to restart. Deciding that was a bad idea, I went downstairs to discover that all the pilots had fallen asleep drunk with their guns everywhere. Me and Jasmin then spent the rest of the time disarming all the pistols and rifles so no one would shoot themselves in their sleep.

[Cheesemaster V]

Sept 19, 2010 13:19:58 GMT -5 Hauskaz said:

Me and Jasmin

Jasmin and I