Dream of words

[solocityElectricCyan]

I HAD DIZ FUCKIN EPIC DREEM!!1 IT'Z STILL SO CLEER N VIVID!!1

IT WUZ A NORMAL DAEE IN BRAMPTON LIEK ANEE OTEHR!!1 NORMAL EXCEPT DAT DAR WUZ DIZ BLACK DECAGONAL RIN AROUND TEH MOON!!1 EECH SIDE WUZ CONNECTED BEE A SPHARE N IT FLOATED SUMWHARE BETWEEN EERTH N TEH MOON FRAMIN TEH MOON WIFIN IZELF!!1 IT CMED 2 SHRINK N GROW AT POINTZ SUMTIMEZ LOOKIN LIEK IT SAT INSIDE TEH MOON OTEHR TIMEZ ENCASIN IT WIFIN IZELF!!1

SLOWLEE A YELLOW BALL OV FIRE ROSE FRUM TEH HORIZON N PWOCEEDED SLOWLEE TOWARDZ TEH MOON!!1 IT LOOKED LIEK TEH SUN BUT IT WUZ MUCH DARKAR N SINISTAR!!1 U COULD LOOK STWAITE INTO IT WIFOUT HURTIN UR EYA N COULD C CLEER DETAILZ OV TEH CHAOZ ARUPTIN ON ITZ SURFACE!!1 IT HAD AN ALMOST ORANGEE LOOK 2 IT!!1 SLOWLEE DIZ BALL OV FIRE MOVED TOWARDZ TEH MOON N ITZ DECAGONAL FRAME!!1 TEH SKEE FADED AWAEE AZ IT KAME CLOSAR!!1 CWOWDZ 4MED IN TEH STWEETZ 2 WATCH TEH SPECTACLE!!1 AN ECLIPSE WUZ IMMINENT!!1

ALL THREE OBJECTZ LINED UP PARFECTLEE IN TEH SKEE N DAR WUZ PURE DARKNESZ TEH OUTLINE OV TEH GLOWIN FIREBALL BEHIND TEH MOON BEIN TEH ONLEE THIN VISIBLE!!1 SUDDENLEE TEH FIREBALL KWICKLEE WETWACTED INTO TEH HORIZON N EVARYTHIN CMED NORMAL AGAIN!!1 TEH SKEE WUZ BLUE N TEH MOON SAT DAR WIF ITZ DECAGONAL FRAME!!1 TEH ONLEE DIFFARENCE WUZ TEH FRAM WUZ NOW ROTATIN!!1 IT SPUN AROUND TEH MOON ACCELARATIN 2 A DANGAROUZ VELOCITEE UNTIL IT FINALLEE FLUNG IZELF OFF INTO SPACE!!1 DAR WUZ AN EERAI SILENCE BE4E A SMALL SPACECWAFT HOVARED INTO TEH ATMOSPHARE!!1 IT KASUALLEE DESCENDED UPON TEH WESIDENTZ WHO HAD FILLED TEH STWEETZ 2 WATCH TEH FIREBALL!!1 A MESSAGE ROLLED ONTO A SCWEEN ON TEH BACK OV TEH CWAFT WHICH AN ALEEN VOICE TEHN WECITED:

"TEEM DEETHMATCH"

TEH CWAFT TEHN BEGAN SHOOTIN BRITE BLUE BEEMZ OV DEETH UPON TEH CIVILIANZ INSTANTLEE VAPORIZIN TEHM!!1 PANIC SWELLED TEH STWEETZ AZ PEOPAL RAPIDLEE VANIHERD FRUM TEH RAIN OV LASAR FIRE!!1 I RAN DOWN KWEEN STWEET 2 CHHINUACOUC WHARE I SAW TWO GIANT ALEEN WALRUSEZ DEVOURIN MOAR PEOPWE!!1 A GROUP OV PEOPAL WIF PISTOLZ N BASEBALL BATZ TWEED 2 TAKE TEHM ON BUT TEH WALRUSEZ SIMPWEE SHRUGGED OFF TEH 9MM PELLETZ N SLAUGHTARED TEHM!!1 TEH FIRE DEPARTMENT TWEED 2 HOLD TEHM BACK WIF A FIRE HOSE N SURPWISINLEE TEH MONSTARZ WRITEHD IN PAIN AZ TEH WATAR MELTED INTO TEHM!!1 DEY BECAME ALMOST LIEK GOO!!1 FRUM DIZ WEVELASHUN EVARY1 STARTED RANSACKIN CONVENEENCE STOREZ N ANYWHARE ELSE DEY COULD FIND WATAR 2 USE AGAINST TEH ALEENS!!1 AZ 4 MAHSELF I TURNED AROUND N RAN BACK PAST TEH SPACECWAFT WHICH HAD NOW BEEN DOWNED BEE TEH FIRE HOSE N KEPT RUNNIN UNTIL A BLACK SUV HAIT ME!!1

"GET DAT DAMN KID OFF TEH WINDHERELD!!1 TAKE HAIM WIF UZ OR WH8VAR I'M NOT DRIVIN WIF PEOPAL PILED ON MEE KAR."

A WOMAN IN A BLACK SOOT GOT OUT N PWACED ME IN TEH BACKCT OV TEH SUV!!1 WEN I KAME 2 I ASKED TEH DRIVAR WHARE WE WARE HEEDED!!1 "AREE 51!!1 WE HAS SUMTHIN DAT WILL END DIZ ALL." AWSUM BUT WE WAREN'T DAR YET N PEOPAL WARE STILL GETTIN MASSACWED OUTSIDE BEE VARIOUZ SLIMEE ALEEN CWEETURES!!1 DAR WUZ A SUPARSOAKAR SITTIN ON TEH BACKCT SO I TOOK IT ROLLED DOWN TEH WINDOW N STARTED DOIN DRIVE-BEE SHOOTINZ AT EVARYTHIN I COULD!!1 TEH WOMAN SCOFFED AT ME SAYIN WE DON'T NEED 2 ATTWACT ATTENSHUN!!1 I ARGUED DAT PEOPAL WARE DYIN OUT DAR N MANAGED 2 GET TEHM 2 STOP AT A CONVENEENCE STORE!!1 DEY PAID TEH OWNAR SEVARAL HUNDRED DOLLARZ N I STOCKED UP ON ALL TEH WATAR BOTTLEZ I COULD!!1 WE TEHN STOPPED AT A CONVENEENCE STORE BUYIN EVAREE WATAR GUN DEY HAD!!1

MEENWHIAL IN AFRIKA SIMBA N TEH LIONZ WARE BATTLIN TEHIR OWN WAR AGAINST TEH ALEENS!!1 DEY HAD EVENTUALLEE COME 2 AN AGREEMENT 2 NEGOTIATE PEECE TARMZ UPON PWIDE ROCK!!1 2 WEMAIN SAFE TEH WEST OV TEH LIONZ STOOD IN TEH WATARHOLE!!1 SIMBA STOOD HAIZ GROUND AZ DIZ BIG GREEN SLIME MOUNTAIN OV A THIN APPWOACHED HAIM DONNIN A BENT KIN'Z CWOWN!!1 HAIZ VOICE SOUNDED LIEK DAT OV MEGABYTE FRUM WEBOOT!!1

"UR PWIDE IZ AN INTARESTIN 1 SIMBA!!1 PITEE IT WILL GO 2 WUZTE."
"WHAT DO U MEEN? I THOUGHT WE WARE HARE 2 DISCUSZ PEECE!!!!111"
"WELL SIMBA U THOUGHT WRONG."

AT DAT MOMENT AN ALEEN SURFACED BEHIND EECH LION WEERIN SOOTZ 2 PWOTECT TEHM FRUM TEH WATAR!!1 DEY GRABBED TEHM ALL N DRAGGED TEHM INTO A SHIP!!1 SIMBA CWEED N TWEED 2 ATTACK TEH KIN BUT WUZ PWOMPTLEE DISPOSED OF!!1

:<

[Hauskaz]

lmfao what

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

i wonder what word filter kuldick put that through

[solocityElectricCyan]

members.shaw.ca/nixon.com/lolmatic/

[solocityElectricCyan]

So yeah we should probably start writing to this thread again. It was interesting.

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

i had a dream last night that my sister insisted on changing all of the digital clocks in the house to be different times, all wrong. so it was impossible to check time without looking at my phone. she then told me it made checking the time more interesting. i remember staring at her for like 2 minutes like she was insane.

i think this is a reflection of my own belief that my sister is a very strange, irrational person. i was very happy that all our clocks were the right time when I woke up though. she's weird, but not that weird.

[Hauskaz]

I had a dream a few nights ago where I was bleeding out through most of my orifices. Mouth, nose, ears, ass, cock, even my eyes. That was fun.

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

You made me google the plural of orifice just to see if that was the right word. It's correct, but incidentally 'orificia' is also used in medical dictionaries.

Sounds like you had a dream where you started menstruating hard

[Hauskaz]

It was actually pretty chunky out of my mouth, yes.

[Duvet]

I still have a hard time remembering my dreams

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

I had a very lewd dream last night.



Basically I don't remember the details, but I managed to meet Kiernan in person. I ended up staring at her feet, and telling her in person how beautiful they were and asked if I could tickle them. That's when Kiernan got really mad and started shouting at me that I was a "filthy foot pervert, pedo freak!"



I couldn't help myself, I told her I loved it when she called me a pervert like that. She grabbed her purse and pepper sprayed me while kicking me in the face with her high heels on. Then as I got up, she started whacking me over the head with her expensive purse shouting that there was a pervert attacking her.



I'm pretty sure I got arrested after that, but it made for a great dream. Hope I have more like that.

[Duvet]

a few weeks ago I had some vivid fucked up dream that had something to do with cuckolding. all I remember is that it involved a big black guy and I woke up in the middle of the night in a panicked state wondering if it was actually a dream, lmfao.

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

oh dear god patdick, don't tell me you too have bought into the bbc obsession



have you been browsing 4chan a lot lately? Moot indoctrinated all of the mods to start brainwashing to users into spamming cuckold memes and become obsessed with interracial sex. It's literally jew propaganda!





try to stop thinking about big black guys having sex with your girlfriend. just do what I do, and think about girls you could only legally marry in Spain, Saudi Arabia and Somalia. It'll help, trust me!

[Duvet]

I don't really browse 4ch so the dream in itself was completely out of no where.
I told my gf the next day and she burst out laughing at how ridiculous it was while I'm sitting there smh.

why the fuck was it a big black guy of all races god damn it

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

"Cuckolding is the thinking man's fetish." - Christopher 'moot' Poole



>y gf's fw she sees a bbc



_{im sorry patdick but we get to tease you forever because of this}