Dream of words

[Duvet]

I think it wouldn't be as funny if I weren't asian and my gf white

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

I like that I was able to guess your girlfriend was white without knowing anything about her previously



this will keep me amused for some time

[Hauskaz]

Is this still "Shana" or whatever it was?

[Duvet]

no. I think I mentioned before on here that I'm with a viking.

I actually haven't talked to shana since 2010 and I don't know what happened to her. I'd like to think that my gross unhealthy obsession with her never actually happened because I cringe so hard at myself thinking about that time ugh.

[Hauskaz]

I still remain convinced that Shana was actually some fat neckbearded homosexual. Regardless, we are all pretty fucking retarded at one point when it came to bitches, so it's all good.

[Duvet]

I wouldn't be surprised tbh. "she" was completely full of shit and I was a dumb gullible fuck, rofl.

[Duvet]

I PM'd my buddy over IRC to tell him this today so I'll just paste the relevant part of the log

[12:41:45] <dailydu> I had an odd dream that involved you and dan. both of you were like sleeping over at my house or something and we were just chatting and then outta nowhere taylor swift appears and is apparently sleeping over as well and asks about something to do with a follow-up email to send through her agent ?? I woke up afterwards and that was bout it
[12:41:54] <dailydu> why taylor swift of all people lmfao
[12:44:31] <dailydu> I'm pretty sure there was no implication of sex either so srry no 4some action

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

sick dream bruh



is it tay tay time?


tfw she will never go lesbo




tfw amazon fetish


tfw no all american gf to eat in n out with




tfw she'll never be allowed to be a lesbian mom

[Duvet]

I recall a dream I had on Sunday where I was apparently in-game for a 4v4 match on Worms Revolution. I somehow managed to break the inter dimensional barrier and entered the game and I killed all the opposing worms in a single turn by peeing on them which did like 500 something damage each.

[Hauskaz]

It's been too long since I've played a Worms game.

I also recall a dream from this morning that involved to Woodbine Mall with Jasmin and Kate Middleton. There was this tall spiralling slide in the mall which Jasmin attempted to slide down, but she gained too much speed and flew off the side of it.

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

all my dreams these days usually involve kiernan shipka's feet in my face. i hope i haven't lost my imagination since i made this thread

[Duvet]

so I had a dream before I woke up today that involved me cleaning a fish tank in my basement while my girlfriend was there (presumably helping me). I can't exactly remember who, but some middle-aged lady came downstairs and was like "Oh! You're cleaning the tank! How nice." She then goes back upstairs as quickly as she initially came down but also flicks the light switch off, leaving us in the dark. I tell my girl to head upstairs to turn the light back on and as soon as she did, something fell on my head and landed on the ground. My girl checks what it was and it turns out to be a ladybug, and my first instinct was to look up at the ceiling. I see hundreds of ladybugs crawling out through a crevice on the ceiling and then proceed to wake up.

[Duvet]

I had a somewhat odd dream last night.

Basically it all took place at Anime North (Toronto Congress Centre) where I was there with a couple of my buds and my girlfriend, who was staying back in our hotel room at the time. For whatever reason, there was also a mini-map in the bottom left corner of my field of vision, pretty much like GTA except everything was in first person as opposed to third. At some point, I meet this random white girl who apparently had a mutual friend between us and starts following me around and offered to carry my laptop bag for me.

I don't recall how it unfolded but somehow we both end up sitting on a black leather couch together in some basement watching television with the lights off and the girl makes a move on me. She gets on top of me and I distinctly remember struggling and saying something along the lines of, "you're heavy, get off." She leans in and kisses me before getting off, at which point I totally friend zone her by making it clear that our relationship was purely platonic and that I already had a girlfriend. She breaks down in tears and goes on about why I didn't make this clear in the beginning.

We leave the basement and end up back at the Toronto Congress Centre where I meet up with my buds, who are drunk as fuck at this point in time. They were waiting outside to get into the indoor rave, so I told them that I'd go grab my girlfriend back at the hotel room and join them later. Once we part ways, I turn around and notice that random white girl had vanished and she had also taken my laptop bag with her. I ask a guy nearby as to whether he spotted her and he points in some direction that I just instinctively run towards. Just around the corner was an area full of potted plants, where I spotted the random white girl sitting at a glass table crying to herself with my laptop bag on the table. As I approached, she magically transformed into a green sparrow and flies away. Baffled by what just happened, I grab my laptop bag and then proceed to walk towards the direction of my hotel and pull out my cellphone to text my girlfriend that I was returning to our room, at which point I woke up.

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

Dec 1, 2015 12:26:18 GMT -5 Duvet said:

For whatever reason, there was also a mini-map in the bottom left corner of my field of vision, pretty much like GTA except everything was in first person as opposed to third.

too much sleeping dogs

[Duvet]

yeah, the mini-map design was exactly like sleeping dogs when I think about it