Regarding vacuums, cocks, and UT3

[Finn]

specifically vacuums being formed in order to absorb on a cock

that's what UT3 does, it forms a vacuum through suction around a meaty pyro/soldier ccock and absorbs like a shitty faggot

And you know what, it's not even a good blow job it's a shitty blow job because of the boring repetitive motions it goes through, it doesn't even use its tongue (metaphor for graphics perhaps). What i'm trying to say is that UT3 is boring and repetitive and could be better but it's not because it's a pile of shit

faggots play it

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this is quality right here

[Hauskaz]

I'd like that soldier to fire my rocket launcher.

Or something.

[Finn]

notice as fans of UT3 do not reply, as they fear textual rape and other such nonthreatening things

[Hauskaz]

Or are suspended for winning the 2008 XF Election.

[solocityElectricCyan]

Don't be jealous that UT3 doesn't run on your system, Forest.

I do remember that day where we all tried to join the poorly net-coded servers. You said "fuck the graphics, UT3 is a fun game".

Also, what the hell are you talking about repetitive? UT's had the most game types available for anyone to play, as opposed to almost all the other games which have 1-3 gametypes. I don't get the fun involved in running around, sitting in a corner, waiting for a flag to go down, and get replaced with your own. I also don't see anything remotely fascinating with the fact that every FPS has the exact same weapons as every other.

Halo is an exception, although that's a piece of shit and nobody should even care about it. UT has had the most variety in terms of weapons, vehicles, gametypes and maps. There is a different map for every purpose, whether it's a blast furnace, or a forest.

I say that you're the faggot, for being a closed-minded idiotic individual who likes to play games with fat guys holding rocket launchers that are bigger than themselves, without even having the decency of trimming his own image for the sake of people with backgrounds that are not white and then calling it quality.



CoD4
UT3
Crysis

These are in my own opinion, the only games that don't absorb complete dick at the current moment.

[Hauskaz]

Way to finally feed this trolling attempt. I forgot all about it.

Team Fortress 2 is also awesome. The fact that his rocket launcher is the size of an underground plumbing tube is the whole point. Rather than pulling random shit out of their ass and calling it a game mode, Valve decided to take a radical approach by DOING SOMETHING CREATIVE.

MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[solocityElectricCyan]

What did they do creative?

[Hauskaz]

Name another game sporting such an awesome art direction. The whole concept of the classic cartoon-style RED vs. BLU carries so damn well through the whole game. Each character is completely and utterly unique. Don't give me crap about the dumb one-liners the bots spit out in UT3. To even explain it would involve handing you a damn copy of the game.